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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 03:57 PM

failed, we have the Holy Bible, which is God's word. What more proof could you need?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 03:58 PM

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The clue about the Fareo Islands is it's major export is people.

whaaaaaaaaaat ?! where in the bible do you even have ANY facts about the Faroe Islands ? ... They were found like 800 something after christ -.- and the nonsense you're saying about our isles is just horribly wrong ... there hasn't been a single fact so far
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whaaaaaaaaaat ?! where in the bible do you even have ANY facts about the Faroe Islands ? ... They were found like 800 something after christ -.- and the nonsense you're saying about our isles is just horribly wrong ... there hasn't been a single fact so far
The Bible doesn't talk about The United States of America, yet everyone who is a good Christian knows the United States is Jesus favorite country. It's by their works you shall know them. The original posts list Faro's sins like sheep molesting.

What are their virtues, were have the people of Faroe shown they love Jesus. "A church in every village" doesn't cut it. Rome has a church in ever neighbor hoods and you still won't find Christ in that city. Has Faroe done Godly acts like join the War on Terror? Ended socialism? What Christian deeds can Faroe point to?



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 04:06 PM

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whaaaaaaaaaat ?! where in the bible do you even have ANY facts about the Faroe Islands ? ... They were found like 800 something after christ -.- and the nonsense you're saying about our isles is just horribly wrong ... there hasn't been a single fact so far
We obviously don't get our facts about the Faroe Islands directly from the Bible. The Bible only concerns itself about issues that are important to God.
It's called research. I'm sure you don't know about it, since you don't know anything about the Bible.
As for myself, I have actually visited the Faroe Islands, where I came to preach the good Word. I can confirm from first-hand experience that the facts posted here are completely correct and un-biased.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 04:18 PM

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The Bible doesn't talk about The United States of America, yet everyone who is a good Christian knows the United States is Jesus favorite country. It's by their works you shall know them. The original posts list Faro's sins like sheep molesting.

What are their virtues, were have the people of Faroe shown they love Jesus. "A church in every village" doesn't cut it. Rome has a church in ever neighbor hoods and you still won't find Christ in that city. Has Faroe done Godly acts like join the War on Terror? Ended socialism? What Christian deeds can Faroe point to?
meh, already got my first warning so i'm just going to keep on trying to save your pitiful souls form the pit of doom..

First of all, if any good Christian can make their country Jesus's favorite, don't you think he has quite a bit of favorite countries ?
Fyi, sheep molesting is more rare here than it is in the states, faithless soul...

joining in on the war on terror with a country of some 50000 inhabitants is somewhat ridiculous, as we don't even have the economical power to maintain a military.. though, there are some Faroes in the dainish military doing duty somewhere in the middle east..

anyways, the fact that you blindly believe brother alex, who couldn't even get any of his 8 reasons right, just shows how deep you've dug yourselves and how far you have to climb to the height of normality. He didn't even get the flag right for god's sake!!

as for the lovingchristian, there is no way in H*** that you'd be put in prison for talking about god in the faroes -.- the only conclusion i can make is, that you're a troll from the states pretending to be in the faroes. If we'd be that "heretical" as you're suggesting, putting every preacher in prison for 8 days, we'd have to build prisons everywhere

The sheer amount of incorrect "facts" you're posting on this forum is unbelievable. Just shows how effective brainwashing can be

hope you all start climbing as soon as I've posted this, because if you dig any deeper, you'll end up doing some kind of mass suicide ("in the name of god, help us from this sinfull world" or some kind of S***)

sincerely hoping you find peace

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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 05:02 PM

I have been in the Faroe Islands a lot, and I can prove it by speaking Faroese.
Tu fer at brenna i helviti. Skilur tu?

Don't worry though. I'm never coming back. The Faroe Islands is the second most godless country I have ever seen. A Satanist will never accept help from a Christian, and I wish I would have realized that earlier.
Now, go back to your lame football teams and your socialist nightmare of a political system.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 06:57 PM

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Has Faroe done Godly acts like join the War on Terror? Ended socialism? What Christian deeds can Faroe point to?
Is that your best examples of Godly acts?

Matthew 25:34-37: hen shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed [thee]? or thirsty, and gave [thee] drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took [thee] in? or naked, and clothed [thee]? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done [it] unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done [it] unto me.

Faroese people are more known for helping people in need and stuff like that. You know, things that Jesus asked his followers to do
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Exclamation Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 06:57 PM

This makes me very sad!!
there are 50,000 like myself that are beliving in jesus in the faroe island´s
to see this site truely hurts my heart that people can really sit here on the internet and just trow shit after each other when we all belive in the same god, i´ll just say i´m sorry right away before i start.

Who are you brother alex to judge us?
only a fool would not see that you are having problems by accepting other christians?
evan thoug we have "faroese people" have given you many proofs on this topic you still just think we are lieng!

not god or jesus would ever laugh at a sinner!
somehow you all of you american think you are better than the rest of the world, i´m sorry but your are not!! not evan the middel east have as low prosentage of christians as america! forgive me for saying so but
piffle AMERICA AND piffle YOU

i only hope god forgives me for saying that to you.

and i hope he forgives you your sins
and i forgiver your ignorance
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This makes me very sad!!
Yes, learning the truth about your deprave island can be shocking! I know I was shocked when I read about it! I cannot imagine the horror of actually having to live there.

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Not to mention being one of the few non-savage eskimos from that frozen rock.


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Matthew 25:34-37: hen shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world: For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in: Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me. Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed [thee]? or thirsty, and gave [thee] drink? When saw we thee a stranger, and took [thee] in? or naked, and clothed [thee]? Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee? And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done [it] unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done [it] unto me.

Faroese people are more known for helping people in need and stuff like that. You know, things that Jesus asked his followers to do
Very well friend, please provide specific examples of community acts of Christian compassion from the Faroe community. For example, the City of Freehold, we I come from handed out Bibles to the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, the Haiti earthquake and the Chilean earthquake. Freehold and Faroe are roughly comparable in populations so you should be able to point to similar acts that Christ will know you by.

To be honest reading about Faroe sounds like you all sit on your island, complain about Denmark not subsidizing you all enough and then come up with way to violate fishery regulations and whaling bans. There is some to be almost nothing in the way of being a world citizen there.



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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 06-08-2010, 10:50 PM

are you people serious????
as a faroe islander i have to get some things straight here!
you are using the wrong flag. the right one is the one with the red and blue crosses.
second: there is no national day called onan's voka. it's called òlavsøka, and it has got nothing to do with masturbation. it actually celebrates the day that the faroe islands became a christian country.
and what is the deal with witchcraft and all that? you don't even seem to know anything about the country. it has got nothing to do with egypt. get your facts straight before you start judging ... you weird weird people...
you really don't seem to know anything about these countries you're talking about, so no, i wouldn't call you no expert. seriously, read about denmark, and the faroe islands, before you start throwing this blasphemy out here!
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are you people serious????
as a faroe islander i have to get some things straight here!
you are using the wrong flag. the right one is the one with the red and blue crosses.
second: there is no national day called onan's voka. it's called òlavsøka, and it has got nothing to do with masturbation. it actually celebrates the day that the faroe islands became a christian country.
and what is the deal with witchcraft and all that? you don't even seem to know anything about the country. it has got nothing to do with egypt. get your facts straight before you start judging ... you weird weird people...
you really don't seem to know anything about these countries you're talking about, so no, i wouldn't call you no expert. seriously, read about denmark, and the faroe islands, before you start throwing this blasphemy out here!
Blasphemy? We are just stating facts.
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