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Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 10:53 AM
Brethren and Sistren
Before the Great Purge I made a post about the head-dress worn by popes and bishops. The so-called mitre:
It's easy to see - unless you're a Catholic of course - that the pope is wearing a fish-head at the top of his own. Obviously he thinks that two brains are better than one.
The mitre is just one example of how all the trappings of the Catholic church are of PAGAN origin without any scriptural basis. The following picture is a stone relief showing a priest of the ancient fish-god Dagon. Yes, the same Dagon to whom the Philistines wanted to sacrifice Samson:
It should be plain enough that the gaping fish-mouth has become the "horns" of today's mitre and that the rest of the fish became the pope's cloak.
Nevertheless, papists are heretics who have long ago embraced the FALSE theory of EVILUTION. They remain unconvinced unless they can be shown "transitional forms".
Well, it just so happens that I found a splendid picture of these "transitional forms" in Harper's Weekly (Click here for a glorious copy).
As a True Christian™ I don't believe in EVILution, of course, since I've never seen a cat turn into a dog. But this is clearly a case of MICRO-evilution, where one slimy predator changes into another slimy predator.
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10-01-2006, 04:06 PM
Good sir Danish,
I notice that you are a missionary to the North, and I am curious as to which "North" that might be? I myself have made it my mission to bring God back to the state where He originally made landfall in this Awesome Nation (Massachusetts). Unfortunately the Godless masses are making it increasingly difficult to spread His message of True Love.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Prune Danish
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Wow, thanks for the informative post Brother Prune; I had no idea. I always thought the hat was for his mail.
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10-01-2006, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by JonFish85
Good sir Danish,
I notice that you are a missionary to the North, and I am curious as to which "North" that might be? I myself have made it my mission to bring God back to the state where He originally made landfall in this Awesome Nation (Massachusetts). Unfortunately the Godless masses are making it increasingly difficult to spread His message of True Love.
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As his name suggests, Brother Danish has the misfortune of ministering to the Godless and depraved Norsemen of Denmark, 99% of whom are Muslims anyway.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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10-01-2006, 06:40 PM
For some reason this thread makes me think of that song
Fish heads, fish heads...rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yummmmm.
Fish heads
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 07:26 PM
It's much worse than you think.
Those Ring-Kissing Mary Worshippers seem to be also turning into experts of Bestiality.
This creature, The Emu,
also has a resemblence to the Fish-head Poop!
Apparently this particular fake effigy of a real Bird enables the person operating it to shove his hand AND arm up It's Ass-ociated aperture.
Typical behaviour for someone of this totally depraved Papist Cult.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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10-01-2006, 08:06 PM
PLEASE! We do not use the word ASS except when we refer to Balaam's talking ASS.
The more polite term is colon or poop chute. You should phrase your grossly disgusting comment subtly.
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10-01-2006, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Pastor Al E Pistle
PLEASE! We do not use the word ASS except when we refer to Balaam's talking ASS.
The more polite term is colon or poop chute.
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i no that were nawty of bootiful Miss.Talitha, but at least she be americanizin her englishs it would of been worser if she saids arse, it so vulgars
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 08:18 PM
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As his name suggests, Brother Danish has the misfortune of ministering to the Godless and depraved Norsemen of Denmark, 99% of whom are Muslims anyway.
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Danes are mostly Christians. This pathetic submissive country helped you in Iraq if you don't remember.
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10-01-2006, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Danes are mostly Christians. This pathetic submissive country helped you in Iraq if you don't remember.
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Iraq and Afghanistan.
The Danish Prime Minister uses Bush as his private chauffeur:
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10-01-2006, 08:36 PM
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Iraq and Afghanistan.
The Danish Prime Minister uses Bush as his private chauffeur: old :cool:
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Mr Prune, isn't that blasphemy? Like saying Jesus sucked at carpentry(I'm not saying he didn't but...)
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10-01-2006, 08:38 PM
BTW: Avatar was changed by an administrator. Some Iowans just don't know when sheep had enough.
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10-01-2006, 08:44 PM
Administrators don't change avatars. Adminstrators count money blessings. Moderators can, but they have to pray first.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
Mr Prune, isn't that blasphemy? Like saying Jesus sucked at carpentry(I'm not saying he didn't but...)
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There's no blasphemy here. Even if Mr. Bush is just a Episcopalian, he's still a GODLY tool.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-01-2006, 10:04 PM
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There's no blasphemy here. Even if Mr. Bush is just a Episcopalian, he's still a GODLY tool.
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So then what kind of a tool am I?
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-02-2006, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Andreas
So then what kind of a tool am I?
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A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-04-2006, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.
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President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-04-2006, 07:36 PM
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President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."
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I agree that Dubya's perfect description is method less.
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-04-2006, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
For some reason this thread makes me think of that song
Fish heads, fish heads...rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yummmmm.
Fish heads
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Oh, my dear God, YES, Sister Thumper!!!
(PS Would you ask Brother Danish if we get extra points for also finding "Waldo"? I don't want to get hollered at.)
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Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican -
10-07-2006, 03:19 AM
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So then what kind of a tool am I?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
A banned one...
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Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?
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