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06-05-2012, 08:39 PM
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Pleased that the big biker was distracted, I quickly reached between his muscular, kilt-clad legs.
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O Joy! The jewel was there!
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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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06-05-2012, 08:54 PM
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O Joy! The jewel was there!
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He shifted his legs, and my hand was trapped between his motorcycle boots!
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06-15-2012, 09:11 PM
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He shifted his legs, and my hand was trapped between his motorcycle boots!
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I suddenly became aware just how hot it was on the bus, which had no air conditioning; the humid air lay on me like a hot, wet blanket.
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06-27-2012, 09:18 PM
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I suddenly became aware just how hot it was on the bus, which had no air conditioning; the humid air lay on me like a hot, wet blanket.
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Paralyzed with fear, I found my mind wandering to Blanket, Michael Jackson's child.
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
06-28-2012, 03:39 PM
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Paralyzed with fear, I found my mind wandering to Blanket, Michael Jackson's child.
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I was watching Spongebob on a luxurious sofa when the vioce of Micheal appread threw one of the many speakers on the wall:" Blanket come down into the pool sweety! I bought new pants for you today."
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06-28-2012, 05:25 PM
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I was watching Spongebob on a luxurious sofa when the vioce of Micheal appread threw one of the many speakers on the wall:" Blanket come down into the pool sweety! I bought new pants for you today."
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A chill of abject terror ran down my spine as I realized that I WAS BLANKET!
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
06-28-2012, 07:48 PM
That was when it bit me, "Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" I cried;
I looked down (. )(. )
and there it was: a giant ant - all pumped up and keen to pounce;
I could feel its eyes on me, "Lunch," it thought as I squirmed to break free and I pulled and I tugged but it was no good, my hand was stuck: how to choose, ant or dirk? and in the haze of that rank heat my brain fired off like a good 'un: the volts bore fruit: a wraith swam there in the air and gelled as I stared in dank, dark dread: the ghost of Kim Jong Il.
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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07-19-2012, 10:42 PM
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and gelled as I stared in dank, dark dread: the ghost of Kim Jong Il.
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"Trig?" I asked the cretin as it mumbled a string words I couldn't understand but which had an evil, almost demonic ring to them, "Trig Palin, is that you?"
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
07-21-2012, 07:00 PM
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"Trig?" I asked the cretin as it mumbled a string words I couldn't understand but which had an evil, almost demonic ring to them, "Trig Palin, is that you?"
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Those shades, that hair, "This isn't about sex" the voice spat; "It's about trust" as with a quake and roar the Pyongyang chapter cruised nigh to save their kilted bro
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
07-24-2012, 06:18 PM
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Those shades, that hair, "This isn't about sex" the voice spat; "It's about trust" as with a quake and roar the Pyongyang chapter cruised nigh to save their kilted bro
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Through the window, I spied his army, a fleet of giant robot land squids crawling head to tentacle with mechanized fire ants, ready to attack.
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
07-25-2012, 08:16 AM
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Through the window, I spied his army, a fleet of giant robot land squids crawling head to tentacle with mechanized fire ants, ready to attack.
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I recalled the vile electric centipedes in "Biggles Hits The Trail" and asked myself: What would Capt. W. E. Johns do next?
What would Biggles do..
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08-02-2012, 09:50 PM
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I recalled the vile electric centipedes in "Biggles Hits The Trail" and asked myself: What would Capt. W. E. Johns do next?
What would Biggles do..
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In my mind's eye, I saw Biggles brutally murdering Garrison Keillor, star of the Prairie Home Companion radio show.
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Re: TrueChristian™ One Sentence Story -
08-03-2012, 07:31 AM
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In my mind's eye, I saw Biggles brutally murdering Garrison Keillor, star of the Prairie Home Companion radio show.
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The vehicle slowed, the door opened; stepping down I was surprised to see a lake, and a number of children who appeared (to me) to be above average.
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