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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
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Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 04:05 PM
Happy Birthday, dear Sister!
May Jesus soon find you a spouse that equals your Spiritual Maturity, so that Our Lord will one day accept you unto His Bosom in Heaven!
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
I'm also praying that this will take place before your next Birhday, as the Spiritual Clock is ticking and Jesus will soon recycle this Repulsive piece of dirt, this Earth! Praise Him!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,742
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 04:33 PM
Happy Birthday, dear Sister in Christ!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 05:19 PM
Dear Sister:
I have composed a poem for the celebration of your nativity, which isn't as important as the nativity of our Lord Jesus Christ by any stretch of the imagination. So don't get all haughty and think I care one way or the other. I'm sure Pastor is celebrating with you anyway.
It could have been ME.
Birthday for Basilissa - A Poem
Lots of guys would love to kissa
The woman known as Basilissa
Her spiritual purity is never in doubt
She makes the devil scream and shout
She had the chance to be my bride
A gift for which many would have lied
But now she's unwed and filled with gloom
Washing her dishes, pushing her broom
I hope your day is full of surprises
And that you might see when the new sun rises
If you had been wiser, less daft in all of this
You could have had a hot young gnathologist.
The End.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Posts: 8,775
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 07:46 PM
Happy Birthday, dear Sister Basilissa. I do hope that this year you will be blessed with a husband and children (though I seem to remember saying the same thing last year, and the year before). I will continue to pray for you.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,354
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 08:24 PM
The Brightest of Birthday Blessings upon you, Sister Basilissa!
You are an example of lovely Christian Womanhood to us all.
(But if you don't get married and pop out a kid soon, you will become a cautionary tale, like me.)
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Posts: 2,111
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Ungodly South America
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 08:26 PM
Happy Birthday! I hope this year Jesus bless you with many children to be His soldiers in the future. I can see an army of little Basilissos preaching in the unholy parts of non-America!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Posts: 1,330
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In the kitchen
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-07-2017, 08:52 PM
Happy birthday Sister! May you consider shining for Jesus and become a mother so you can pass down our Christian values to your sons.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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South of the Border outreach program True Christian™
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Posts: 13,156
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-08-2017, 12:26 AM
Thank you all for your kind, warm, and sincere wishes!
Brother Larry, I realize that you are decided on your gnathologist career, but you really should consider publishing some of your poetry! I think the reviews of that book would surpass the reviews written about Julia Moore's poetry. I'm sure she has been your muse already, but just in case, here's a link to her poetry. You must admit that the quality is almost as magnificent as yours, my Beloved Brother.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Sister Basilissa! -
05-09-2017, 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa
Thank you all for your kind, warm, and sincere wishes!
Brother Larry, I realize that you are decided on your gnathologist career, but you really should consider publishing some of your poetry! I think the reviews of that book would surpass the reviews written about Julia Moore's poetry. I'm sure she has been your muse already, but just in case, here's a link to her poetry. You must admit that the quality is almost as magnificent as yours, my Beloved Brother.
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I am truly humbled by your comparison of my amateur ramblings to the inspired verse of Julia Moore. It would be false modesty if I said there is no link between her poetry and mine - we obviously have been gifted with God's poetry pen. I give all the glory, however, to the Lord Jesus.
You've put an idea in my head. I will put an anthology of my writings together and have it ready in time for the Christmas season. All proceeds will be donated to Landover. Oh, Glory! This might just be the thing that puts an airplane in Pastor's driveway. Of course, you'll have to move your car.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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