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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 09:31 PM
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Ask Ofc Martin what happened to unbaptized children according to his dogma.
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I don't worship his god either.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 09:33 PM
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It's near enough, it'll do.
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If that's what you're into, go ahead and, er... amuse yourself.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 10:05 PM
Blast from the past!
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:08 AM
I hesitate to point out the obvious, but...
This is going to be a long thread....Praise Jesus!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:47 AM
^ All the above, minus the doctored Papa Ben image, are STUPID!
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 01:52 AM
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What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?
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That's why the stupid Islamic terrorists send children out as suicide bombers. They think they get more lenient treatment if they're minors.
You think those children go to heaven?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
What sort of twisted god do you worship that would send children to hell?
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Well, Jesus certainly has no problem ripping them to shreds or giving them over to victorious troops as bed warmers here on earth so I see no reason he would spare them in the Hereafter.
"And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - 2 Kings 2:23-24
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." - Pslams 137:9
"Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." - Numbers 31:17-18
"And we took all his cities at that time, and utterly destroyed the men, and the women, and the little ones, of every city, we left none to remain" - Deuteronomy 2:34
"For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD." - Exodus 12:12-
"If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear." - Deuteronomy 21:18-21
Children do not get special treatment. We True Christians and God believe in relative equality; something a racist Nazi zealot like you wouldn't appreciate.
Now, for the train... CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:47 AM
STOP THE TRAIN! We've got a hitchhiker!
All aboard!
Woooooo!!!! Kedegedeng kedegedeng.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
^ All the above, minus the doctored Papa Ben image, are STUPID!
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So all the above images are stupid, but the photo of Eggs Benedict looking as though he's possessed and has severe eczema (or perhaps reacted to a sunlight exposure the way Bother Lindh claims to) is NOT stupid.
Gotcha.
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:07 AM
ALL ABOARD!!!! CHOOO CHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CHUGA LUGGA CHUGA LUGGA CHOO CHOOOOOO!!!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:10 AM
Okay, why do you say Lincoln is on the train?
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:24 AM
More Passengers!!! CHOOO CHOOOOO!!!!
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:32 AM
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Okay, why do you say Lincoln is on the train?
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If you were a Christian and ever took the time to read the Bible you would know.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:35 AM
I think I can, I think I can, woot!
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:39 AM
Is there any space left?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:45 AM
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Okay, why do you say Lincoln is on the train?
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Can you say atheist..
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Thank you Pastor Pistle!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 06:52 AM
Sad to say my backslidden Babtist man...
If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:16 AM
Why is there an octopus on the train? Is it a forbidden food or something?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:21 AM
Next stop--Hyaaaannis Port!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-10-2008, 07:33 AM
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Why is there an octopus on the train? Is it a forbidden food or something?
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Is not the octopus, is what the girls do with the octopus
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