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Deplorable! -
02-20-2017, 07:16 AM
I have read some of the posts on this forum and I am offended by your ignorant hatred, and your narrow minded views on Christianity.
I am a Pastor and I will be reading more of this forum to try to learn your point of view with an impartial heart, but I think i'll be sadly let down by your vile interpretation of the King James Bible.
I just though I should introduce myself with a friendly "hello" to you sinners and hateful human beings. Some of the smilies are very offensive. Jesus would be ashamed of this " ". What is the point of this smilie?
I will pray for you all. Where is your church located? I looked it up on bing and the closes result is "Landover Hills Baptist". I need to speak with your Pastor IMMEADIATELY.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-20-2017, 07:27 AM
Dear Unsaved Heathen;
You seem like a nice person. I'm sorry to burst your comfortable little liberal bubble, but being "nice" is not the way to get into Heaven. Please take a few moments to read my sermon on that very subject HERE.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
YIC,
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-20-2017, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
I am offended by your ignorant hatred, and your narrow minded views on Christianity.
I am a Pastor and i'll be sadly let down by your vile interpretation of the King James Bible.
I just though I should introduce myself with a friendly "hello" to you sinners and hateful human beings.
I need to speak with your Pastor IMMEADIATELY.
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Dear Whoever,
Thanks a whole bunch for dropping in.
First of I would like to say welcome to our home away from home. I sure that any queries you have will be answered in due course.
I would like to thank you personally for persecuting us. It just shows that we are doing something right as God has told us that we will be persecuted:
2 Timothy 3:12
Yea, and all that will liue godly in Christ Iesus, shall suffer persecution.
2 Corinthians 12:10
Therefore I take pleasure in infirmities, in reproches, in necessities, in persecutions, in distresses for Christes sake: for when I am weake, then am I strong.
We do not interpret the Holy Bible. God has already done that for us. We live exactly as is laid down in the Good Book (KJV 1611). Remember if it's not a 1611 it's not a Bible. If you were any kind of a Pastor like our Pastor Zeke you would know all this already.
I am sure Pastor Zeke will be in touch with you in due course to enlighten you on where you have misunderstood the Holy Bible (KJV 1611)
I will pray that you learn not to question the Work of The Lord Our God.
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-20-2017, 12:25 PM
Hello new friend,
I am always excited to meet a pastor, but I am confused. You said you have a problem with our interpretation of the King James Bible?
Please, could you give some examples of where or how you feel we have misunderstood something?
Thanks!
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-21-2017, 03:41 AM
Speaking the truth is not the most popular thing to do, but it is what God calls us to do.
John 8:32 - And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
and as for us being "hateful", Our Lord put it best
Matthew 10:34 - Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-21-2017, 04:06 AM
Our new friend, SaviorsPeople, seems to be struggling with his faith. I hope he will read Pastor Zeke's sermons and the contributions of our other fine pastors. That way find his way to a better understanding of what he is to believe if he wants to remain with Jesus.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-21-2017, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
" ". What is the point of this smilie?
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There are people who claim to follow God but who become very agitated and then blow themselves up. That is not something which God has ever commanded.
The Bible explains aspects of creation which we could not discern for ourselves, if you like they are counter-intuitive. People who contradict what God has revealed in The Bible obviously have no awareness of Him at all. Someone may come to an understanding using observation and reason which does accord with God's word, the reason why He created Eve would probably not be an example and so the necessity for Jesus' death would elude them. But perhaps on some other subject. So when a person comes to an understanding that is diametrically opposed to God's information .— .that He did not create anything for instance or that Jesus' ascension is an not a real event .— .we can be pretty sure that their inspiration is not divine.
Thank you for joining the forum, I look forward to an intelligent conversation. If I am mistaken in my understanding obviously I would like my error to be pointed out.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 04:44 AM
After reading multiple threads on this forum, i've decided that you folks are worse than the Muslims. Saddam Hussein is rolling in his grave.
I keep reading this forum in hopes that one of you poor souls will change my mind, only to be disappointed and disheartened by your hatred and pure ignorance.
Some of your opinions and mormonic statements have caused me to have a stigmata attacks! I'm not sure how much more of this stupidity I can handle.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
After reading multiple threads on this forum, i've decided that you folks are worse than the Muslims. Saddam Hussein is rolling in his grave.
I keep reading this forum in hopes that one of you poor souls will change my mind, only to be disappointed and disheartened by your hatred and pure ignorance.
Some of your opinions and mormonic statements have caused me to have a stigmata attacks!
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Dear Person Who does not appear have a real name,
We are not Mormons. - WE are CHRISTIANS. Some of us are actually TRUE CHRISTIANS. We read The Holy Bible (KJV 1611) not the book of Mormon.
Also it sounds as if you may actually be a closet papist (most papes are in the closet, or so I have heard) or horror movie buff - Stigmata, indeed. If Jesus wanted to nail you up He would do it physically. Not with a magic marker and a bottle of catsup.
But thanks for the persecution anyway. It brings us closer to God.
I will pray that you do not step on an IUD
YIC
TT
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
...Some of your opinions and mormonic statements have caused me to have a stigmata attacks!...
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Oh, you're one of those Catholic Pastors. That explains a lot.
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What, with your decades of personal experience? Shouldn't be a problem.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
After reading multiple threads on this forum, i've decided that you folks are worse than the Muslims. Saddam Hussein is rolling in his grave.
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You will appreciate that Saddam was a secular Baathist, a political movement begun in Syria. READ MORE HERE
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The Baath Party was founded in 1947 by Michel Aflaq, a Syrian teacher, whose brand of radical Arab nationalism won supporters across the region. The party's early slogan "unity, freedom, socialism" attracted a generation of Arab political activists who wanted to overthrow the European-backed governments of the Middle East and create a modern industrial economy. In 1953, the Baath Party merged with Akram Hawrani's Arab Socialist Party to become the Arab Socialist Baath Party. The shrewd alliance helped the new group quickly become a serious challenge to its rivals.
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I keep reading this forum in hopes that one of you poor souls will change my mind, only to be disappointed and disheartened by your hatred and pure ignorance.
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I hoped for a conversation, still hope for that, and would appreciate if you could show me where I've been ignorant. God is always clear in what He says and I try to be clear too. If I'm going fuzzy I'll pull out from the forum and leave it to more precise possibly younger posters.
Yes, I would like to change your mind .— .well not perhaps respecting 1 or 2 atheistic nutbags we tolerate because they're usually polite and suggest challenges which is good because a correct belief will withstand any challenge and false beliefs should be abandoned .— .so if I have a bizarre concept of God and of His plan for Salvation, the most important message in the history of Creation, you will find me tolerant and interested to learn about your perspective. After all, if I am wrong on such an important issue wouldn't you like to correct me? And if I am wrong for sure I welcome correction. Not just for my sake but for the sake of others who may never hear The Good News otherwise.
Please.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
After reading multiple threads on this forum, i've decided that you folks are worse than the Muslims.
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Could you elaborate a little bit further?
This statement brings me a lot of questions:
1) Why ALL muslims are so bad in your vision? I know why, because they are not Christians. But I want to know the specifics of your hate towards muslims. And I hope something deeper than "they blow themselves up" because we know those are a minority.
2) Where are we worst than them? I mean, this could be a positive thing. We live by a book, the book of God. They live by a book, the only difference is their book is wrong and ours is right (because God told us, in the book)
3) What is implied in your decision (you know, the "I've decided" part)? Are you going to take actions against us, or is simply a worthless statement by an anonymous person? Please let us know, this is very important.
4) Where are we deviating from God's word? Please use examples, things written and how were they written.
5) If the Holy Book says so, why can't we do it?
6) Where do you get the laws to judge us, if not from the Bible?
That would be it, for now. Thanks for your answers.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-23-2017, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SaviorsPeople
I'm not sure how much more of this stupidity I can handle.
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If what we say is stupidity, then surely it will be easy for you to answer this question previously posed to you:
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Please, could you give some examples of where or how you feel we have misunderstood something?
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Re: Deplorable! -
02-24-2017, 07:31 AM
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You will appreciate that Saddam was a secular Baathist, a political movement begun in Syria. READ MORE HERE
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A point well taken Sister - better to be a secularist than a full blown (pun intended) mooselimb. The picture below says a thousand words (as they say). Better still to be a Christian - Syria might have had some Trump towers in the skyline.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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