[Witch Hammer]

We should tidy up the place a bit before Jesus comes back to destroy it.

He is going to have a full plate with all the annihilation He must mete out, and I know He doesn't need our help in the least, but I still believe that we, as faithful stewards, should continue to pave the way for His coming. I think it would be a nice gesture...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

With all those pesky environmentalists getting in the way with their ILLEGAL protests, it's taking longer than necessary. They should be jailed - ideally in some concrete-based environment, to cure them of their weird ideas. This would be in accordance with Titus 3:1.

I'm sure the Garden of Eden wasn't full of endangered species!

[Cranky Old Man]

I think it is a shame that God gave America nucular weapons and that we are not using them to nuke the commies, the unbelievers and those pointless forests. I blame Obama. I went whale fishing with Brother Free Market Fred a while ago and we used dynamite for that. Great fun. Just imagine catching entire shoals of whales with nukes!

I am certain that once Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin start ruling America, all this will become our glorious future. Just imagine Jesus arriving to take us to Heaven in a radioactive pile of unbelievers.

2 Chronicles 15:13 - King James Version (KJV)

That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[alooneymormon]

God wants us to protect his gift to us-- the earth.
Genesis 2:15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

[Titus Templeton]

I use paper for all kind of things just to make sure more forrest gets annihilated.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

I use paper for all kind of things just to make sure more forrest gets annihilated.

I'm glad you're doing your part, Brother. Imagine if the global Christian community could be galvanized into action! If we could increase the rate of deforestation exponentially and use all that pulp generated to print towering mountains of KJV Bibles and Chick Tracts, instead of ungodly sodomy-promoting products like toilet paper, the world would be a beautiful place...still worthy of righteous destruction, but beautiful nonetheless.

And some good news regarding the feral animal problem...some particularly verminous species that have stubbornly dug in their hooves, paws and talons over the years and resisted being dominated by Man™, have finally started to decline in numbers. A prime example:

The Black Rhino



There are very few remaining, Praise God! Why, if even just a few True Christian brothers on this forum were to go on safari, we could probably mop up the remnant population in less than a week! How encouraging! How I would love to have the foot of the last Black Rhino to turn into an ashtray for my cigars! I'll talk to Jesus about that later...

There are many other varieties of souless, resource-squandering beast teetering on the brink of extinction, and the tide of the battle is beginning to turn in our favor! God Himself has granted us the boon of melting the ice caps so we will no longer have to deal with useless polar bears, penguins, arctic foxes and other sundry pest animals.

[Jim Farmer]

It's most important that we consume as much palm oil as possible, as the palm plantations are replacing natural rainforest in which live the critically endangered Sumatran tiger and orangatan. Eat palm oil, and we can be assured that these 2 creatures will be extinct very soon. In addition, it cleans up the ugly tropical rainforest and replaces it with an orderly plantation of palm trees.

[alooneymormon]

Good idea-- eat lots and lots of palm oil. Make sure its the processed kind.....

[Alvin Moss]

Some Christian scientists have floated the idea that fracking will cause a convergence of cracks on the other side of the world and China could possibly fall off.

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by Alvin Moss

Some Christian scientists have floated the idea that fracking will cause a convergence of cracks on the other side of the world and China could possibly fall off.

Wouldn't that be nice!
Maybe we should shift the fracking efforts into overdrive and begin deporting the Americanized chinks so they can rendezvous with their destiny!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

All this environmentalism claptrap is nothing but blasphemy. The liberal ultranazi thugs have cooked up all manner of crazy theories, all at the behest of their master, satan.

True Christians™ should be doing everything possible to speed up "global warming."