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ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-29-2015, 07:01 AM
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Does The Rapture begin NOW, with cats rising from their graves??
I have 2 beautiful baby pets, Snuffles and PawPaw, and several former baby pets that have passed on out in the garden. Should I have them removed and permanantly destroyed by fire? I don't want them springing up out of the ground, alive again!
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Zombie Cat: Buried Kitty Believed Dead, Meows Back to Life
via GOOD MORNING AMERICA
Bart, a cat in Tampa, was struck by a car, buried, and later re-appeared, injured but alive on his owners porch.
Looks like he used up all his nine lives!
A cat in Florida that was hit by a car and then buried is apparently back from the dead.
"I was so shocked," owner Ellis Hutson told ABC News. "I didn’t know really what to do."
And today, Bart the cat is having surgery at the Humane Society to repair his jaw and remove his eye.
"We have seen many amazing cases at our full-service veterinary clinic, but this situation may take the cake," the Humane Society of Tampa said on its website.
The cat's owner, Hutson, 52, said he found Bart the cat two weeks ago in the middle of the road, lifeless in a puddle of blood.
Hutson said he asked his friend to help bury the 23-month old cat, because the landscaper was so distraught after losing a companion he's had since he was a kitten.
"We were so close, I couldn’t stand to bury him," Hutson said. "I put him on the shoulder of the road and went and got David. He dug a hole and covered up the cat with dirt. I witnessed him bury the cat."
Five days later, the cat showed up in a neighbor's yard alive, but weak, dehydrated and in need of medical attention.
"I open the door and my neighbor's standing there with the cat in her hand," Hutson said. "She said, 'Bart is not dead.' I said, 'That’s impossible. We buried Bart.'"
Bart has been treated for a broken jaw, open facial wounds and a ruined eye. The Humane Society veterinarians expect him to recover and be able to return home after recovering a couple days.
"This is unbelievable. I don’t have any explanation for it," Hutson said.
Hutson said he will pay for the surgery costs for the cat. The total cost for the care of Bart, including today’s surgery and post-operative care, will be around $2,000, the Humane Society said.
Hutson's neighbor Dusty Albritton started a GoFundMe page to raise money for the cat’s medical expenses.
“I saw him with my own eyes. I know he was dead. He was cold and stiff,” Albritton told ABC News.
Albritton’s cat died the same day with similar injuries.
“We figured he was hit by the same car,” she said.
“Now my kids believe their cat will also rise from the dead," she said with a chuckle. "But I told them I don't think so."
When she discovered the resurrected Bart, she said he acted “like he’s in no pain whatsoever.”
“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“
Bart was a kitten from Hutson's girlfriend's cat. He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.
"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-29-2015, 04:38 PM
The other day we were watching Duck Dynasty. Here's a joke from that show:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-29-2015, 07:41 PM
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Oh sister, if only i could laugh at it all would be for the better. but I just keep thinking about "the cat came back" and what do we do to protect ourselves?
Neighbor John refused to dig up my old cats and burn em and quoted Luke 9:59-60 to my tears ("LET THE DEAD BURY THEIR DEAD") I said "But how do the dead bury anything? Does that mean the living have to do it too?" but he wouldn't talk about it any more and then his wife called him inside.le
Do you think this one cat coming back to life is just about something was in that soil or are we going to see it more? Its confusing and its horrible
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Job 10:15 yet will I not lift up my head. I am full of confusion; therefore see thou mine affliction;
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 01:25 AM
I believe it is likely that the cat in question was not actually dead in the first place. Cats often seem dead, due to their habit of laying around for hours on end waiting for someone to feed them. They are the Negroes of the animal world. The worst problem one would experience with cats is that they are often used by witches as a familiar (sort of like a demonic assistant) or by the Devil for diverse nefarious purposes. It is best to avoid them completely. Cats are loathsome creatures and not acceptable as pets under any circumstances.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 05:58 AM
Revenant cats will be blasted back to hell by the Light of His Glory, sister. Fear not!
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 08:52 AM
Like Mexicans, all cats look the same so I think it is just a mix up. I don't see the point of cats anyway.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 09:43 AM
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Like Mexicans, all cats look the same so I think it is just a mix up. I don't see the point of cats anyway.
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If the cats aren't too mangy, you can make a decent looking coat out of them, for your wife. Cats are cheap, especially the feral ones. My dumb wife thought she was pretty special when I gave one to her for Christmas.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 04:56 PM
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If the cats aren't too mangy, you can make a decent looking coat out of them, for your wife. Cats are cheap, especially the feral ones. My dumb wife thought she was pretty special when I gave one to her for Christmas.
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I think, nowadays we must have ecological view.
Best animals for the coat are the ones you can also eat.
Cat tastes awful. It really is the worst meat I have ever eaten.
It is better just kill them all. They are quick and sly, so it is fun sports for a good shooter.
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-30-2015, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Cats often seem dead, due to their habit of laying around for hours on end waiting for someone to feed them. They are the Negroes of the animal world.
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My wee little pet babies are so much more!
Here's little lady Snuffles and my big boy PawPaw. Maybe they eat a little more than they should but its just because they miss me when i'm out at the church.
all in allthey're just big boned
(insert scripture here) how to make this go away? Ask Polly
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Re: ZOMBIE CAT: Giving Me Nightmares -
01-31-2015, 02:10 AM
Sister, those are not ordinary cats. I have seen that look before; it is the look of Satan. I advise you to throw those cats into a body of water. If they sink, then I was mistaken, but I doubt that is the case. If they float, you will know they are in league with the Devil. I would recommend double ought buckshot if they float. That may seem like overkill, but these cats could be dangerous and it is best not to take chances in matters of this kind of gravity.
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