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Default New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-03-2015, 09:18 PM

Dear Landover Baptist Members, This post is not for you. For all of you are True Christians and I am 100% positive that you all attend each and every service at Landover Baptist in Freehold.

This post is for the Forum Members (like myself) and others who are striving to become True Christians in the eyes of our Lord Jesus.

Too many so-called Christians do not attend church on a regular basis. Some so-called Christians only attend services on Christmas and Easter. This makes Jesus sad. We all need to make a New Years Resolution and do exactly what this Baptist Church sign says we should do! Praise Jesus!
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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-04-2015, 04:33 AM

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Too many so-called Christians do not attend church on a regular basis. Some so-called Christians only attend services on Christmas and Easter. This makes Jesus sad.
I've tried to convince other Mayors that cities should have ordinances requiring church attendance in Sundays. The looks and answers I get tell me Satan has already worked on these Mayors.

People need to know it is a sin to miss church on Sunday. And, sin leads to hell for eternity.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-04-2015, 08:01 PM

Of course! Maybe in secluar cities, a tax reduction would be a good way, plus it would help lead to more godly, Republican politics. Obama only uses my hard-earned tax money for his golfing trips, where he disrupts and ruins other people's good plans. Of course, he would disrupt a godly heterosexual marriage, he can't stand anything in the way of Satan's doings.... http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014...can-play-golf/ Ugh. Obama needs to get paid for what he actually does...a grand salary of $0.01!


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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-05-2015, 07:43 AM

Yes, Miss. Bethany. I am going to try this out. I have been to some churches and services with friends but not a baptist one. Yes. There are some chapels that I can try. Here I have been learning many things about baptist theory, it would be interesting to see the actual practise.

Here I have been seeing how baptism focuses on the "don't" while I try to focus on the "yes". Perhaps it will be different during a service, yes?


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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-05-2015, 07:47 AM

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Yes, Miss. Bethany. I am going to try this out. I have been to some churches and services with friends but not a baptist one. Yes. There are some chapels that I can try. Here I have been learning many things about baptist theory, it would be interesting to see the actual practise.

Here I have been seeing how baptism focuses on the "don't" while I try to focus on the "yes". Perhaps it will be different during a service, yes?
I have no idea how a Baptist Church conducts their services outside of America. I think your best solution would be to read the King James Bible from beginning to end.


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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-05-2015, 08:12 AM

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Yes, Miss. Bethany. I am going to try this out. I have been to some churches and services with friends but not a baptist one. Yes. There are some chapels that I can try. Here I have been learning many things about baptist theory, it would be interesting to see the actual practise.

Here I have been seeing how baptism focuses on the "don't" while I try to focus on the "yes". Perhaps it will be different during a service, yes?
Here's praying the pastor recognizes you as a witch and takes you into custody to be extradited to Freehold, Iowa...where you will be tried, convicted and burned alive at the stake for heinous Hate Crimes against the Baby Jesus on an internet forum! Amen!
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Default Re: New Years Resolution - Go to Church! - 01-19-2015, 06:00 AM

In my view, New Year Resolution are totally depends upon our self interest and satisfaction. If you believe God with your true heart then you have automatically changed and follows in Jesus path.




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