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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 03:57 AM

No, I was referring to a 1659 decision of General Court of Massachusetts.
Utah was sparsely populated back then, by pagans. They do keep all kinds of abominable feasts hallowed.
Not to worry though, Jesus will destroy the sun god at the end. We jsut need to be patient and temperate
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 04:06 AM

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All this Halloween, Christmas, and such stuff is a really sad time of the year. It's sad to see how this country deteriorated over the last couple of centuries. Back in the 18th century, if they found out that someone was keeping a Christ mass, it was a 5 shilling fine for this abomination. This country deserves what it's going to get unfortunately. Protestantism is so dead
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen
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(Jeremiah 10:2) "Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them."


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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 04:26 AM

I don't need to quote the whole Bible, just the relevant part. Your problem is learning the ways of the heathen, AFAIK you don't suffer from being dismayed at the signs of heaven
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 04:28 AM

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I don't need to quote the whole Bible, just the relevant part. Your problem is learning the ways of the heathen, AFAIK you don't suffer from being dismayed at the signs of heaven
Are you high on the drugs? Your last few posts haven't even made sense.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 04:58 AM

Oh, why thou exalt yourself as a pastor if Jeremiah 10:2 "doesn't make sense" to you? That's ok, do not despair. The Bible has many ways to say the same thing. Try this, is it more clear? -

Jer 7:18 The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.

If you still don't get it, it could be because "the wicked will not understand". But humble yourself before God and pray that he gives you understand
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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 05:06 AM

1 Kings 18:21 And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word.

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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-01-2015, 05:08 AM

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I don't need to quote the whole Bible, just the relevant part. Your problem is learning the ways of the heathen, AFAIK you don't suffer from being dismayed at the signs of heaven
If you're going to post a Bible verse, you need to post the complete verse.

If you continue to edit God's Holy Word, I'm afraid you may be asked to leave.


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Default Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS JESUS! - 01-05-2015, 03:37 PM

Demosfen appears to believe 1659 was in the 18th century.

Wow.


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