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Default Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 01:57 AM

Hi everyone,

As you know I have been without an earthly partner since the early 1990's.

Sure, Jesus fulfills me as much as any gal could possibly want, but on occasion, I do crave the company of a gentleman, even on my "downtime" to sit and watch The Christian Channel with me over tea and pie. Gosh, even a compliment on my doily placement would be nice from time to time.

So that said, I am taking the plunge and putting myself out there in the hope to find a suitable husband.

I have never done anything like this before so please excuse the brief personal advert. I suppose the best thing to do, should anyone be interested, is to ask me questions; which of course, I would be more than forthcoming with a truthful answer to.

Now I suppose it is a wait and see as to what The Lord has in store.

Thank you for your time.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.






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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 03:42 AM

Sister Phebe

I am quite sure that a Godly, warm, gentile, intelligent True Christian™ lady such as yourself will be inundated with suitors and that you will not have to wait very long for a new earthly Partner


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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 03:56 AM

My dear Sister Phebe, things have not been working out between my fiancee and myself, she has some silly notion of going to college. She informed me last week that she has been accepted to Veterinary school in Utah, a Mormon school at that. I have agreed to let he go her own way, as she said she would not marry me any way. Her father informed me that he can not stand in her way. Sadly she returned her 5 carrot diamond to me on Thursday.

I was wondering if you might be interested in furthering a relationship with me. I know that I am a little older than you, and that you could do far better than myself. I am able to offer you all the creature comforts that you want, the love of a God fearing True Christian. YIC James
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Ooo laaa laaa. Could we have a match made in Heaven?

As a True Christian™ pastor and God's personal representative here on Earth, I can safely say "No."

Brother James needs to work out his relationship with his fiancee. They have a good thing going and I've offered my prayer and support in getting them back together.

I will be visiting Australia in three days (would've been tomorrow, but I had to get a new landing gear pump for my 747) and will be seeing Sister Phebe during that trip. I will be there to provide close comfort for her in this time of loneliness. I'm sure after long hours of prayer alone with her she will come to make the right decision on a man.



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Brother James needs to work out his relationship with his fiancee.
Indeed, I totally don't get why either her father or James would allow her to go to college. It's outrageous. Someone needs to hit some serious sense into this girl!

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As a True Christian™ pastor and God's personal representative here on Earth, I can safely say "No."

Brother James needs to work out his relationship with his fiancee. They have a good thing going and I've offered my prayer and support in getting them back together.

I will be visiting Australia in three days (would've been tomorrow, but I had to get a new landing gear pump for my 747) and will be seeing Sister Phebe during that trip. I will be there to provide close comfort for her in this time of loneliness. I'm sure after long hours of prayer alone with her she will come to make the right decision on a man.
I could make some remark about someone still being married but I wont. I was under the impression that you had some interest in young Mrs Felicity.
I will gracefully back away, if that is what Mrs. Phebe wishes. Is that what you want Mrs Phebe?



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Indeed, I totally don't get why either her father or James would allow her to go to college. It's outrageous. Someone needs to hit some serious sense into this girl!

Yes, sorry my tithe for that arrived a little late.

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Cranky I thought it was set in stone, her father and I had come to am agreement. Unfortunately the mother and daughter informed the father that this was not the middle east and prearranged marriages would not stand up in a court of law. The girl is 19 now and by secular law is free to choose college or for that matter just about any thing she wants to do. My Joo lawyers informed me that I do not have a leg to stand on.
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I could make some remark about someone still being married but I wont. I will gracefully back away, if that is what Mrs. Phebe wishes. Is that what you want Mrs Phebe?





Cranky I thought it was set in stone, her father and I had come to am agreement. Unfortunately the mother and daughter informed the father that this was not the middle east and prearranged marriages would not stand up in a court of law. The girl is 19 now and by secular law is free to choose college or for that matter just about any thing she wants to do. My Joo lawyers informed me that I do not have a leg to stand on.

Brother James, It is better you found out now, your now ex and her shrew mother could have caused you many problems in the long run. I have heard that women can retain a lawyer on her own. With secular law as it is today, you could actually have to give her half of everything you have, all without the permission of her father.
Thinking of in-laws, is everything settled with your boy's father in law?


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I have heard the same thing, my lawyers drew up a prenuptial agreement last week and I gave it to her to sign. It was right after that that I got the ring back..... I wonder?




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I have heard the same thing, my lawyers drew up a prenuptial agreement last week and I gave it to her to sign. It was right after that that I got the ring back..... I wonder?




I have not heard a word from Brother Enoch, I think he is reading the Bible searching for an answer.
Once again it goes to show you can't blame the father, especially with joo lawyers around.People wonder why they got a bad name (joos I mean) .


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So that said, I am taking the plunge and putting myself out there in the hope to find a suitable husband.

Thank you for your time.

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As a True Christian™ pastor and God's personal representative here on Earth, I can safely say "No."

Brother James needs to work out his relationship with his fiancee. They have a good thing going and I've offered my prayer and support in getting them back together.

I will be visiting Australia in three days (would've been tomorrow, but I had to get a new landing gear pump for my 747) and will be seeing Sister Phebe during that trip. I will be there to provide close comfort for her in this time of loneliness. I'm sure after long hours of prayer alone with her she will come to make the right decision on a man.
Oh Brother Osbourne, you are always the most thoughtful man! You always seem to be right there to lend the ladies a hand.

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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 06:50 PM

Gosh,

I never thought I would ever find myself in this conundrum!

Here I have two questionably available gentlemen vying for my attention.

This is all I will say on the matter for now. Mr Dewitt, I did promise to look after Rev.Jim during his visit down to Australia. My Pastor has even given me time off, so I will be able to cater to the good Reverend's every whim. A good and True Christian™ gal never breaks a promise, most especially any relating to serving the Lord and one of His favorite agents here on earth.

That said, I certainly do look forward to seeing you at Stonefest and do hope we get a little time away from all the excitement and festivities, to sit in mutual prayer. You have also been gracious enough to extend me an offer of accommodation whilst I am in Freehold, which I appreciate and accept readily. Anything I can do to repay this wonderful favor, please don't hesitate to ask.

YIC,

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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 06:52 PM

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Gosh,

I never thought I would ever find myself in this conundrum!

Here I have two questionably available gentlemen vying for my attention.

This is all I will say on the matter for now. Mr Dewitt, I did promise to look after Rev.Jim during his visit down to Australia. My Pastor has even given me time off, so I will be able to cater to the good Reverend's every whim. A good and True Christian™ gal never breaks a promise, most especially any relating to serving the Lord and one of His favorite agents here on earth.

That said, I certainly do look forward to seeing you at Stonefest and do hope we get a little time away from all the excitement and festivities, to sit in mutual prayer. You have also been gracious enough to extend me an offer of accommodation whilst I am in Freehold, which I appreciate and accept readily. Anything I can do to repay this wonderful favor, please don't hesitate to ask.

YIC,

Sister Phebe.
Yeah, Dewitt. Anything she can do for you.


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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 07:27 PM

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Gosh,



Here I have two questionably available gentlemen vying for my attention.
Sister Phebe,

That's the issue. Having recently been with other women, there are just too many ways they could break your heart. Imagine the emotional pain and despair when they suggest how you should scrub toilets and paint the house the way THEIR wives did??

No, you and I are a perfect match. Both widowed for a long time, healed from our past relationships and ready to serve God in purity.

The Holy Spirit tells me that our souls and bodies should come together, in a union for Him.

I'll be sending the cargo crate (which will also serve as your menstrual accomodations when you are unclean) overnight for your transport here to the Godly US.

Yours in Jesus Christ!


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Sister Phebe,

How wonderful to see you here! I will pray that Jesus sends you a match made in Heaven!

You deserve a True Christian husband that above all else will LOVE you, you are such a Godly lady!

God bless you my dear friend


Yours in Christ


Sylvia


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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 08:05 PM

Hey I am a widower too, or she ran off. And I wouldnever compare the two. My ex/ dead wife was a dago, and Phebe is from Australia. A cargo crate, really, She will have a shack befitting her new found position in Freehold. Sister BIG has some wonder plans, and I have the ability to give Sister Phebe one of her liking.

By the way Sister did I tell you that I am loaded :-)
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Hey I am a widower too, or she ran off. And I wouldnever compare the two. My ex/ dead wife was a dago, and Phebe is from Australia. A cargo crate, really, She will have a shack befitting her new found position in Freehold. Sister BIG has some wonder plans, and I have the ability to give Sister Phebe one of her liking.

By the way Sister did I tell you that I am loaded :-)
Pistols at noon, Brother!!

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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 09:18 PM

@ Mrs. Phoebe Wintersnow

I know that I would be your obvious first choice among all the men of Landover, but I'm sorry, I have invested too much energy into correcting my wife Ethel. I would hate to have to start all over from scratch with another woman who does not understand how sensitive I am and how attached I am to structure in my household. Good luck with locating second best!


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Default Re: Thinking It Is About Time I Got Back Out There - 07-11-2010, 09:33 PM

Sister, I can vouch for Brother Dewitt. When staying with him, he's been nothing but a good Christian Gentleman. He is also enthusiastically grateful for a good pie. He has done absolutely everything to help Seth and me get the new house up. In fact if Seth wasn't around

I am sorry that it didn't work out with his fiancé, but to be honest she just didn't seem that interested when I attempted to show here how to make a proper cobbler, and it does sound like he would of been stuck with a meddlesome mother-in-law with her.

Now as for Pastor Osborne, he also seems like a good Christian man, but I have just not spent the time with him that I have spent with Brother Dewitt. We met briefly at Brother COM's so he could take a look at my dogs, but that was about it.

I would say you have a tough choice on your hands.


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