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Default DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 05:30 AM

hi all

first i must say thank you all for this board so i can keep my son away from nasty stuff the devil puts on this earth

as grateful as i am i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

i discovered about it this weekend when my 15 year old son charlie brought home his friend and they were playing on his friend's laptop a game where it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

first off this is their artwork they use to advertise to the MASSES



as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it

i was wondering why my son was getting into fights and after i saw this i banned him from ever seeing his friends

if you see your child playing this, tell them to uninstall it and watch him do it!!!

hope this helps parents out so your child doesn't stray far from god!

-baseballmom67
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 05:41 AM

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i am here to tell you all to ban team fortress 2 (abbreviated as TF2) for the following reasons

... it's nothing but killing, bad words, god bashing, anti-american propaganda, and worst of all HOMOSEXUALITY

-baseballmom67
An interesting find, to be sure. Tell me, what shocking display of anti-American propaganda did you discover in TF2?

For the curious or suspicious... No, I have never played TF2 and do not intend to.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 05:45 AM

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An interesting find, to be sure. Tell me, what shocking display of anti-American propaganda did you discover in TF2?

For the curious or suspicious... No, I have never played TF2 and do not intend to.
they made a soldier character that is protrayed as a gay character like my son told me he gave me this photo (warning it's interracial)

REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 06:12 AM

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REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD
All right, you don't have to yell, I get it.

What about the God mocking part? What evil did you find to prompt that offense's inclusion in the list?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 06:17 AM

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What about the God mocking part?
Oh, I meant God bashing. My error.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-25-2010, 06:29 AM

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Oh, I meant God bashing. My error.
sorry i didnt mean to yell

uh i mentioned it "
they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it"

they bashed god by making them say that this soldier character is god

they also made a video about the soldier saying that god is a squinty gook who wrestled all the animals on the ark isnt that sickening?????

i know, youtube, gross, but that's the only site i could find it on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2rvlPeaZxU

watch with your children gone and stuff they have other disgusting meet the videos too but I WANNA meet the person who made this DISGUSTING and REVOLTING game which DESTORYED MY HOUSE HOLD!!!
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-22-2019, 12:42 PM

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All right, you don't have to yell, I get it.

What about the God mocking part? What evil did you find to prompt that offense's inclusion in the list?
Well, they are MERCENARIES they must look threatening. And the whole "I love this doctor" and "get behind me doctor" thing is like saying "thanks doctor" or "take cover". Plus with the Soldier issue, he's actually a kind of guy that says "America is the best, no matter what" and with him saying that God's world is his own, its because he thinks that he is better than anyone else (including God) just for the fact that he's American.Oh, and one last thing, c'mon it's just a freaking game, it's like that same lie back in time that said "games teach children to kill, to steal etc etc", and just to let you know, children who has parents like you are often more victims to depression or even suicide, because the parents go like "don't do this" all the time. And restricting your son to meet his friends is the worst thing that can happen to him, specially when they're teenagers
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-22-2019, 12:49 PM

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...useless stuff...
Dear Sinner,

Obviously I did not read your post and I don't intend to as it seemed not to represent the True Christian™ view. However, I do find your citation of the good ol' Oldsmobile quite charming in a secular manner. Regarding fortresses, the only one that we care about is as follows:

Psalms 18:2
The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower.

This is not a reference to officer Hightower of the Police Academy Heresy.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-23-2019, 03:30 PM

I just can't believe how much unbelievers obsess over this thing.Do they think we can't see through their dogwhistles because we refuse to play this dreadful game? Au contraire, it's because we do understand that we would never allow it in our homes at all. For example
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:12 PM

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they made a soldier character that is protrayed as a gay character like my son told me he gave me this photo (warning it's interracial)

REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD

Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers? Because their paperwork begs to differ.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-21-2011, 03:26 PM

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Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers?
It means you should stop prostitute yourself to sodomites. Still, as she said, no real american soldier is gay.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 10-22-2011, 07:25 PM

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It means you should stop prostitute yourself to sodomites. Still, as she said, no real american soldier is gay.
I find that intriguing, because you would suspect that someone who loves America so much they would at least capitalize the nation's name as a show of respect.
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Is that so?
I know numerous soldiers from around the world who are atheist and open about their sexuality. Does this mean that they're not soldiers? Because their paperwork begs to differ.
So you cruise the internet with a gay soldier fetish for webcam masturbation sessions as well!

Is there no end to your work for Satan?



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 11-22-2011, 02:44 AM

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they made a soldier character that is protrayed as a gay character like my son told me he gave me this photo (warning it's interracial)

REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD

So you're saying a man who lays his life down for his country is not a real soldier because of his sexual preference?
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So you're saying a man who lays his life down for his country is not a real soldier because of his sexual preference?
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Why are you sharing French homo porn on God's favorite forum?

Do you really think you can convert True Christians to such a debased, demonic lifestyle?


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Um..Im sorry...but you're dead wrong. I was in the Army and knew several gay soldiers...not to mention most soldiers are drunk perverted sinners. You're out of touch with reality.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-24-2012, 02:57 AM

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Um..Im sorry...but you're dead wrong. I was in the Army and knew several gay soldiers...not to mention most soldiers are drunk perverted sinners. You're out of touch with reality.
She said REAL American Soldiers, not limp-wrists like you.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-24-2012, 03:03 AM

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She said REAL American Soldiers, not limp-wrists like you.
You piffleing idiot. You've never spent a day in the infantry. You dont piffleing KNOW what the average U.S. Army infantryman is actually like you piffleing christer.


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