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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 09:40 PM
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If you're wrong about a basic point as to when the KJV1611 Bible was written by God then how can you possible be correct about the rest. That is why I place my trust in Jesus, He is never wrong. PRAISE!
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Is there a major factual difference between some Latin or French Bible and KJV?
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 10:41 PM
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Is there a major factual difference between some Latin or French Bible and KJV?
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Yes. GOD Himself dictated the KJV in English to King James' scribes. All other languages are an abomination unto the LORD!
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 10:43 PM
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Yes. GOD Himself dictated the KJV in English to King James' scribes. All other languages are an abomination unto the LORD!
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I see...
But are there any actual differences?
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 10:44 PM
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I see...
But are there any actual differences?
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No one knows. It's against the law to own a Bible in any other language except English.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 10:47 PM
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No one knows. It's against the law to own a Bible in any other language except English.
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What about on-line bibles? Do you have a false-bible-censor installed?
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 10:53 PM
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What about on-line bibles? Do you have a false-bible-censor installed?
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I'll cal the Department of Faith about that RIGHT NOW!
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 11:23 PM
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I see...
But are there any actual differences?
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But of course there are ! Satan has wiggled his way into every version BUT the 1611 King James version! For more information from some other partially-Godly (i.e. they believe some stuff, but are going to go to Hell anyways), see this list.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 11:56 PM
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SHUT UP YOU TIT! There is nothing crazy about believing in JESUS!
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No, but killing people over superstitions is a bit psychotic....
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 11:58 PM
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No, but killing people over superstitions is a bit psychotic....
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That is exactly why Jesus hates mudslime terrorists and mary-worshiping catlicks.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-07-2006, 11:59 PM
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Yes. GOD Himself dictated the KJV in English to King James' scribes. All other languages are an abomination unto the LORD!
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Accept for Hebrew of course, jesus's native language.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:00 AM
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Accept for Hebrew of course, jesus's native language.
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Stupid. Jesus' native language is English. He spoke Aramaic just to fit in.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:02 AM
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That is exactly why Jesus hates mudslime terrorists and mary-worshiping catlicks.
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Last time I checked, you Landoverinians were bragging about killing goths. Does that mean jesus hates you? I bet it does...
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:04 AM
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Last time I checked, you Landoverinians were bragging about killing goths. Does that mean jesus hates you? I bet it does...
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You just don't get it, do you.
Killing people over superstitions is wrong.
Killing people when God commands it is the only just thing.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:05 AM
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Accept for Hebrew of course, jesus's native language.
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Why would Jesus speak only one language? He is GOD, don't you get that? And why would Jesus limit Himself to speaking a gutter language that wasn't even spoken 2,006 years ago? Are you completely without Biblical Education? Aramaic and Ancient Greek were the dominant laguages of the day, in addition to the Romanian dialect of the Romans of course.
God dictated the Holy Bible directly to King James in 1611, because He decided to chose American as His preferred language. The jews killed Jesus, so they are all cooked. Jesus was no jewboy, and that is a fact of history.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:07 AM
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You just don't get it, do you.
Killing people over superstitions is wrong.
Killing people when God commands it is the only just thing.
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Even if god is real, you can't prove that he wrote the bible. And even if he did, you can't prove that it wasn't mistranslated or messed with through translations.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:10 AM
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Why would Jesus speak only one language? He is GOD, don't you get that? And why would Jesus limit Himself to speaking a gutter language that wasn't even spoken 2,006 years ago? Are you completely without Biblical Education? Aramaic and Ancient Greek were the dominant laguages of the day, in addition to the Romanian dialect of the Romans of course.
God dictated the Holy Bible directly to King James in 1611, because He decided to chose American as His preferred language. The jews killed Jesus, so they are all cooked. Jesus was no jewboy, and that is a fact of history.
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But Mary was Jewish. And since he disobeyed his mother and converted religions, he's hellbound.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:13 AM
"I instead create my own path ... and leave a trail." - Hellion
Aha! So now we see who the "snail" really is, and probably was all along!!!
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 12:18 AM
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"I instead create my own path ... and leave a trail." - Hellion
Aha! So now we see who the "snail" really is, and probably was all along!!!
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...It's a metaphor... Meaning I don't follow other's beliefs, I follow my own and think for myself. More than can be said about you. And that quote wasn't by me.
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 01:03 AM
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Re: Am i assured a place in Hell? -
12-08-2006, 06:40 AM
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But Mary was Jewish. And since he disobeyed his mother and converted religions, he's hellbound.
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Your ignorance is scary. Jesus was merely leading by example:
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Originally Posted by Luke 14:26 KJV1611
26If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
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If we are to hate our parents, this is certainly how we are to go about it, just as Jesus did. What a wonderful God we serve -- providing with constant examples of how to live our lives .
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