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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-20-2006, 08:25 PM
Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.
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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-20-2006, 08:55 PM
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Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.
Yes. They're a lot less important.

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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-20-2006, 11:11 PM
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Taking baths and going to school are very...VERY different than kidnapping for the purposes of taking them to a country where human rights laws are far below those in North America.
It is not kidnapping for the parents of the child to take that child somewhere.
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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-21-2006, 04:55 AM
Well thats not exactly what was said. "We lure them to us and then when the door to the van is shut their ours"

I would still call that kidnapping.....even if you have consent from the parents...if customs knew what you were planning.....they'd have batons all over over your asses faster than you can say "praise christ"
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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-21-2006, 06:24 AM
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Well thats not exactly what was said. "We lure them to us and then when the door to the van is shut their ours"

I would still call that kidnapping.....even if you have consent from the parents...if customs knew what you were planning.....they'd have batons all over over your asses faster than you can say "praise christ"

Ah, you are saddly misinformed. A minor has no rights. The parents make all the legal decisions. Bootcamps for teens are televised in many countries. I have discussed this with the Czechoslovakian authorities and we came to an agreement. There is no problem.

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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-21-2006, 06:44 AM
minors have every right that anyone else has, they are just deemed unfit to make big decisions.

and not that you've ever spoken with a czechoslovakian authority let alone anyone in czechoslovakia, but some pretty crazy shit goes down there that isn't right eh?
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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-21-2006, 06:47 AM
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minors have every right that anyone else has, they are just deemed unfit to make big decisions.

and not that you've ever spoken with a czechoslovakian authority let alone anyone in czechoslovakia, but some pretty crazy shit goes down there that isn't right eh?
Yes, they are unfit to make their own desicions and parents have to make them for them.
I am in Czechoslovakia right now. It is 7:49am. The parliment is in Chaos. It is 1 degree outside. I'm getting ready to go downstairs and light the coal furnace.

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-24-2006, 01:39 PM
Well, Little Delbert has sent me an e-mail:

Dearest Father,
I have arrived safely and Mr. Mayfield has been very kind to me. He really cares about our souls and wants to cleanse us of sin. I know I am filth and depraved and going to burn unless I change my ways. Mr. Mayfield tells us this again and again. I pray every moment I am not doing something else to be good and get to return home and show you how I've changed. mr. Mayfield says that that shoud take 6 more months. Tell evryone I said hello and god Bless you all.
Sincerely yours,
Delbert DeKalb


Mr. Mayfield, you are indeed a man of God! I can't thank you enough.
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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-24-2006, 01:45 PM
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Ah, you are saddly misinformed. A minor has no rights. The parents make all the legal decisions. Bootcamps for teens are televised in many countries. I have discussed this with the Czechoslovakian authorities and we came to an agreement. There is no problem.
Ah yes, Praise God for the adaptable secular laws in many eastern block countries!
I have hunted many witches in East Europe.

With a small goodwill donation to the local authorites, getting permits is no problem whatsoever.
If it weren't for Eastern Europe, and Denmark of course, I'd support nuking the entire continent.

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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 11-24-2006, 01:48 PM
Yes, they also cooperate well with terrorist questioning facilities.

Mr. DeKalb, your son is doing well. However, he is showing some Homer tendancies and these will have to be dealt with rather sternly.

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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 12-07-2006, 08:57 AM
Note:

Rather than answer ten e-mails seperately, I'm posting the info now:

Concerning Christmas:

No, the kids will NOT get a Christmas holiday. Our work is too important to allow a holiday. They are not ready for contact with the seccular world yet.

No, do not send gifts! There are no clocks or calenders at the camp. We don't want them reminded of holidays! We are very close to breaking through. The children's defenses instilled by years of MTV and other Satanic devices are close to crumbling. Please be patient.
Thank you,
Eliot Mayfield

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Landover boot camp - 12-07-2006, 09:04 AM
You truly are doing God's work Mr. Mayfield. Also, they are obviously not TrueChristian and therefore do not deserve presents or to take part in the happy celebration of Jesus' birthday.

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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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