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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 09-02-2009, 05:15 PM

No Sir I am older than Mrs Palin.I did not say I wished to marry her,(I am a Mormon and can have a hole bunch of wife's) I just want to do her .She is hot and that you cannot dispute


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 09-02-2009, 06:15 PM

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No Sir I am older than Mrs Palin.I did not say I wished to marry her,(I am a Mormon and can have a hole bunch of wife's) I just want to do her .She is hot and that you cannot dispute
Too bad you're too stupid to get a 'hole bunch of wife's'.


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 09-02-2009, 06:36 PM

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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 09-02-2009, 07:09 PM

nope I am 52 yrs of age and Palin is still a hottie.


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 09-02-2009, 07:12 PM

My wife Delores thinks Lou Dobbs is a hottie.
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That is true. Brother Monty has to buy her just about anything Dobbs she can fine. Those life size Lou Dodds water proofed cut outs you just got here were really nice.



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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 11-29-2009, 05:58 PM

The elite team of mathmaticians at Fox News have crunched the numbers, and it looks like we're down to three contestants:



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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 05:36 PM

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The elite team of mathmaticians at Fox News have crunched the numbers, and it looks like we're down to three contestants:

I guess they need a refresher course on percentages then. (assuming that pic is real to begin with)
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 05:44 PM

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I guess they need a refresher course on percentages then. (assuming that pic is real to begin with)
Are you saying we would post false pictures? Just to prove that it is true, here is another screen shot of a Fox poll:



This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 07:43 PM

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Are you saying we would post false pictures? Just to prove that it is true, here is another screen shot of a Fox poll:



This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!
Unfortunately I think they are real, but the percentages given are not correct.
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 07:46 PM

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Look, I've got nothing against your exorcist friend, but I have two huge reasons to vote for Sarah Palin:

This a picture of Lisa Ann who is an adult film actress, not Sarah Palin.
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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 08:09 PM

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This a picture of Lisa Ann who is an adult film actress, not Sarah Palin.
Of course it is not. Mrs. Palin would never be seen in such an immodest dress. Can't you tell a good-natured joke when you see one?

Now, how do you know the name of that whore in the picture?


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 12-15-2009, 08:17 PM

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Of course it is not. Mrs. Palin would never be seen in such an immodest dress. Can't you tell a good-natured joke when you see one?

Now, how do you know the name of that whore in the picture?
Sorry. I wasn't certain people knew it wasn't her. As for knowing the name, I looked it up.
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This is from a Rasmussen Poll... a polling company used almost exclusively by conservatives! I hope you don't doubt that these are REAL images!
Now that's a properly done poll! Compare that to the fuzzy math found in Bloomburg polls:
A Bloomberg National Poll conducted Dec. 3-7 shows two- thirds of Americans favor taxing the rich to reduce the deficit.
They don't even know which date they did the poll on! "Was it the Dec 3rd, or the 7th? I duuno, let's just call it Dec 3-7!"


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 02-07-2010, 07:00 PM

It looks like Sister Sarah is going to run! I can only pray she gets the nomination.

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Sarah Palin has President Obama in her sights, telling FoxNews.com she "would be willing" to challenge him in the 2012 presidential race.





Sarah Palin has President Obama in her sights, telling FoxNews.com she "would be willing" to challenge him in the 2012 presidential race.
The former Alaska governor, in an interview Saturday on the sidelines of the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville, said President Obama's "lack of experience" has held him back his first year in office and that she would put her credentials up against his any day.
"I would be willing to if I believe that it's right for the country," Palin said when asked if she would run for president in 2012.
She qualified the statement, adding that she sees "many" other potential candidates who are "in as strong or stronger position than I am to take on the White House and if they're in a better position than I in three years, I'll support them."
But the former GOP vice presidential nominee told "Fox News Sunday": "I won't close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future."


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Default Re: CHRISTIAN VOTERS GUIDE 2012 - 02-08-2010, 03:48 AM

You know, I'm beginning to question the need to have elections at all. Thanks to the fact that a majority of the US Supreme Court justices are on our payroll, the recent Citizens United case has enabled Godly corporations like mine to buy elections using the shareholders' money (without their consent!). If I do say so myself, this was a brilliant move, especially since the original case before the Supreme Court wasn't even about limits on corporate campaign contributions - we paid our 5 employee-justices to "re-assign" the case to get a ruling on an unrelated issue.


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So now, with unlimited amounts of cash (and thanks to the government's bailouts, it's the taxpayers' cash!), I think the concept of "voting" is obsolete. Rather, why not make it an auction? You know, the highest bidder gets "elected." No need for opinion polls, messy debates, or rigged Diebold voting machines. All "elections" would be decided by the Golden Rule (the one who has the gold makes the rules). This would be another win-win situation - a win for the corporations, and a win for the taxpayers who will get at least some fraction of their bailout cash back when our CEOs buy the presidency and congress.


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Default I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin - 04-13-2010, 03:30 AM

She's a woman, shouldn't she let her husband run for president for her, and she should focus on taking care of the house.


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Default Re: I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin - 04-13-2010, 03:42 AM

Yes I've had the same thoughts, however the men around me tell me that I am incorrect in my assumption.


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Default Re: I have 1 problem with Sarah Palin - 04-13-2010, 04:06 AM

While I agree with you 100%

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

I just know she will surround herself with godly men like President Bush did to help her make decisions.


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