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MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
08-30-2008, 06:12 PM
I know we already have a thread about Sarah Palin, but it reeks of a Catholic (damn incense-huffers) and general uninformed peanut gallery comments from unsaved trash. Therefore, THIS THREAD IS FOR TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY.
MEET SARAH PALIN
READY TO LEAD ON DAY ONE
While we obviously don't have to worry about John McCain dieing or being unable to preform his duties due to ill health, it's still reassuring to know that, a heart-beat away from the presidency, is someone with a world of experience. Sarah Palin was elected governor in 2006, meaning she has at least a year of experience, and also has many years of experience serving as mayor of Wasilla, Alaska (population 8,471).
TRUE CONSERVATIVE
CREATIONISM, aka the "Adam's Rib Theory".
Sarah Palin supports teaching the Adam's Rib Theory in public schools.
ABORTION
Gov. Palin has been described as an anti-abortion 'zealot' who believes that the victims of rape and incest should be subjugated by law to forced pregnancy and required to give birth to their assailant's child, as the Bible commands. Sarah Palin is a woman who is willing to sentence a woman to prison if she refused to give birth to the child of a man who raped her.
And of course she opposes stem-cell research.
WORKING CLASS
Self-described as "an everyday, working-class American" with a net-worth of $1.2 million and owning " a half-million-dollar home on a lake with a float-plane at the dock, two vacation retreats...and an income last year of at least $230,000". (Source)
FISCAL POLICY
By choosing a Governor of Alaska as his running mate, John McCain clearly states that his youthful flirtation with "anti-pork spending" communism are long behind him.
Alaska has the second highest federal spending-to-tax ratios, at 1.89: that means for every dollar Alaska pays in taxes, it gets almost two dollars from the federal govenment. Clearly Alaskan politicians are fiscal geniuses, and Mayor Palin is the best of them. With an Alaskan Vice-President, we'll be able to mooch enough government cheese from the United Nations to pay off the National Debt.
For an example of how Alaskans do it, see the 315,000,000 dollar " Bridge to nowhere", as long as the Golden Gate Bridge, which will be built to link a town with a population of 7,000 to a village of 50.
Sarah Palin was a supporter of the bridge, only changing her mind when the Federal Government refused to pay for it.
No doubt when she's Vice President, we will see this shining example of progress being built:
CHARACTER
Listen to Sarah Palin's agreeing laughter as a radio host talks about the Alaskan State Senate President, a cancer-survivor from Palin's hometown:
At the end of the host calling her a " cancer", twice, calling her a " bitch", calling her a bad mother, and making fun of her weight, the host ends the conversation offering to visit Palin.
How does Palin respond? "I'd be honored to have you." (She later returned to the show, with John McCain himself - just yesterday.)
It's going to be great fun watching our Vice President cat-fighting with other world leaders like Benizir Bhutto and that chick who's president of Argentina. MEOW! SCATCH! HISS! "Take that you fat bitch!"
WHAT THIS CHOICE TELLS US ABOUT MCCAIN:
FIrst, McCain is an expert at making quick decisions: McCain and Palin met for the first time last February at a National Governors Association meeting in Washington. Then, they spoke again — by phone — on Sunday while she was at the Alaska state fair and he was at home in Arizona.
Secondly, McCain is a strategic genius, in that he knows women are so stupid they will vote for a cat-fighting, Buchanan-voting, anti-abortion Adams Rib Theorist all in the name of having a vice-president with a vagina.
SARAH PALIN UPSKIRT, SARAH PALIN DOWNSHIRT, SARAH PALIN SIDE BOOB, SARAH PALIN CLEAVAGE, SARAH PALIN SEE-THROUGH, SEE THRU, SEE-THRU, NIPPLE SLIP, WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, VIDEO, SEX TAPE, STRIPPING
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
08-31-2008, 12:30 AM
I thank you all for your discretion and not succumbing to spreading rumors. Mrs Palin has enough worries over a small problem of an investigation, of which she is a subject:
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But her term was not without controversy. A legislative investigation is looking into allegations that Palin fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire the governor's former brother-in-law, a state trooper. She denied wrongdoing.
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I’m absolutely positive that this, which is no more than a family matter, will all sort itself out.
However, speculation would be counter-productive and I ask for restraint.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-01-2008, 07:25 AM
I'll tell you what, the more I know about Sarah the more I want to know! She certainly is a fashion plate.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-01-2008, 08:45 AM
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DEEEEYAM! Check out those qualifications! She's ready to lead ME on day one!
She's helping build MY "Bridge to Nowhere"!
Honey, you can campaign for my Buchanan any day! Hey baby, how about we stop worrying about messing up your clean, almost virgin tundra, and Drill Drill Drill!
I also oppose birth control - condoms are like wearing a raincoat in the shower!
(Don't worry folks, she won't send me to gitmo because she doesn't believe there's such thing as sexual harrassment.)
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-01-2008, 10:39 AM
Wow, AND she's a secessionist!
Hey baby, my south is rising again! Let's secede from our clothes!
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-01-2008, 01:57 PM
Here’s something to cheer the heart! This is the result of the 1999 election for Sarah Palin as mayor of Wasllia.
Anyone can see that out of an electorate of 1916 souls, 909 voted for the next Vice Presidentess. A huge 47% approval rating! The people have spoken! (And remember, everyone knows everyone else up there.) Her nearest rival John Stein (sounds jooish!) hardly made a third of that!
As Mr McCain pointed out, Alaska is next to Russia, so she’s got to be an expert on Russia – exactly what is required to keep Ivan out of the USA and the world a safe place!
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-02-2008, 01:01 PM
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(God forefend that the next thing is that we will have photos of him eating candles and clubbing baby seals!)
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Frankly, I'm disappointed we haven't seen any pictures of Sarah clubbing some baby seals herself yet. That's the sort of thing that'd really get a red-blooded man's heart racing.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-02-2008, 02:55 PM
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Frankly, I'm disappointed we haven't seen any pictures of Sarah clubbing some baby seals herself yet. That's the sort of thing that'd really get a red-blooded man's heart racing.
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Yes, that'd work - but with Tod Palin's record of drunk driving, pictures of him would just bring up the "drunken-injun/eskimo" problems!
On the up side, the foreign experience of VP Palin has been researched: apparently she's been to Germany and Kuwait to visit Alaskan troops - OK, she set foot on a couple of US army bases - But it was ABROAD folks - emphasize that point!
Oh, and here's a picture from the UK media - though what they know about anything defeats me - word has passed beyond the borders and I have not the faintest idea where it will stop.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-04-2008, 03:51 AM
EVERYBODY GET BACK ON TRACK! STICK TO YOUR GOP TALKING POINTS!
GOP TALKING POINTS ON SARAH PALIN- 1. Criticism of Sarah Palin is sexism.
- 2. Criticism of Sarah Palin is mean, because she's just a girl, and can't be expected to have the same thick skin as male politicians.
- 3. Criticism of Sarah Palin means you hate children with downs syndrome.
- 4. Only liberals would stoop so low as to talk about personal scandals.
Remember, it was liberals who used the politics of personal destruction to try to steal a dog from a 6 year old girl. Yes, I'm talking about how they claimed they were "fighting corruption" and "reveiling bribery" to cover their real agenda:
"We did get something, a gift, after the election. A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog. And believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was? It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he'd sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted. And our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it "Checkers." And you know, the kids, like all kids, love the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we're gonna keep it." -Richard Nixon
You nasty liberals, willing to take a dog away from a six-year-old girl.
In conclusion:
When talking politics every sentence should be: Noun. Verb. 9/11
When talking John McCain every sentence should be: Noun. Verb. Hanoi.
When talking Sarah Palin every sentence should be: Noun. Verb. Downs syndrome fetus.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-05-2008, 02:26 AM
Friends, I'm sorry I have been absent for extended periods lately. I have been vetting VP nominees for GODLY War Hero John McCain, and I think I hit a home rum.
I was preaching to this little teen slut on a bearskin rug out in some mudflat in Alaska when she said "Hey! I'll bet my mom would like to get in on this! My mom likes smooth-tongued preachers."
So she kicked baby mongo into a closet and mom came in. Sure enough, she was HOT FOR JESUS! Plus, it turns out, she's the governor of Alaska and has all the attributes McCain needed to win..
So I calls him up and says "John! Ditch that JOO, Lieberman. I got a hottie for ya and when Cindy kicks you to the curb you are in like Flint!"
The rest is history. Or will be.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-05-2008, 02:42 AM
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Preach it, Brother! And let's not forget that only liberals would hate freedom enough to turn personal matters into political issues.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-05-2008, 12:04 PM
Here's a note from Palin, celebrating her victory in getting someone else to pay the bill.
When she's Vice-President, I expect she'll convince the United Nations will pay for everything, allowing us to cut taxes to nothing.
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09-05-2008, 12:18 PM
I saw today that they will not be allowing her to talk to the press for the duration of the campaign. PRAISE! this is a Godly party we are in. They should not allow her to wear shoes either.
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28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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09-05-2008, 05:17 PM
Here is why I adore this woman (even if she does dress like a whore)
My favorite quote by her thus far:
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On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats. Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austrian hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!"
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09-05-2008, 07:34 PM
More from future-president Palin:
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How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.
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Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or Jewish, which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-05-2008, 07:36 PM
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Here is why I adore this woman (even if she does dress like a whore)
My favorite quote by her thus far:
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On oil exploration and drilling in the ANWR:
"God made dinosaurs 4,000 years ago as ultimately flawed creatures, lizards of Satan really, so when they died and became petroleum products we, made in his perfect image, could use them in our pickup trucks, snow machines and fishing boats. Now, as to the ANWR, Todd and I often enjoying caribou hunting and one year we shot up a herd big time, I mean I personally slaughtered around 40 of them with my new, at the time, custom Austrian hunting rifle. And guess what? That caribou herd is still around and even bigger than ever. Caribou herds actually need culling, be it by rifles or wolves, or Exxon-Mobil oil rigs, they do just great!"
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GLORY!!!!!!!!
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At last! Some positive news stories! I was giving up hope! That's my gal Sarah! Show'em what you're made of!
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09-05-2008, 07:40 PM
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More from future-president Palin:
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How could something as oddly shaped and silly looking as a moose evolve through so-called "natural selection?" Is evolution a committee? There is nothing natural about a dorky moose! Only God could have made a moose and given it huge antlers to fight off his predatory enemies. God has a well known sense of humor, I mean He made the platypus too.
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Well, God bless them, and I mean God and Jesus because without Jesus we'd be Muslims too or Jewish, which would be a little better because of the superior Israeli Air Force.
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Bless her precious heart! I just L ve her!
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09-05-2008, 07:43 PM
I hear she knows how to listen to her husband, too.
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09-08-2008, 12:40 PM
I'm starting to like this gal more and more! Here is a list of books she want banned!
GLORY!!!!
Taken from the original minutes of the Wasilla Library Board.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by J ohn Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes s
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher
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My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster
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Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY! -
09-08-2008, 01:17 PM
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I'm starting to like this gal more and more! Here is a list of books she want banned!
GLORY!!!!
Taken from the original minutes of the Wasilla Library Board.
A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
Annie on My Mind by Nancy Garden
As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner
Blubber by Judy Blume
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson
Canterbury Tales by Chaucer
Carrie by Stephen King
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
Christine by Stephen King
Confessions by Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Cujo by Stephen King
Curses, Hexes, and Spells by Daniel Cohen
Daddy's Roommate by Michael Willhoite
Day No Pigs Would Die by Robert Peck
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
Decameron by Boccaccio
East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Fallen Angels by Walter Myers
Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by J ohn Cleland
Flowers For Algernon by Daniel Keyes
Forever by Judy Blume
Grendel by John Champlin Gardner
Halloween ABC by Eve Merriam
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban by J.K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by J.K. Rowling
Have to Go by Robert Munsch
Heather Has Two Mommies by Leslea Newman
How to Eat Fried Worms by Thomas Rockwell
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Impressions edited by Jack Booth
In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak
It's Okay if You Don't Love Me by Norma Klein
James and the Giant Peach by Roald Dahl
Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence
Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman
Little Red Riding Hood by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Love is One of the Choices by Norma Klein
Lysistrata by Aristophanes s
More Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
My Brother Sam Is Dead by James Lincoln Collier and Christopher
Collier
My House by Nikki Giovanni
My Friend Flicka by Mary O'Hara
Night Chills by Dean Koontz
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
On My Honor by Marion Dane Bauer
One Day in The Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey
One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Ordinary People by Judith Guest
Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women's Health Collective
Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy
Revolting Rhymes by Roald Dahl
Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones by Alvin Schwartz
Scary Stories in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz
Separate Peace by John Knowles
Silas Marner by George Eliot
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Bastard by John Jakes
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier
The Color Purple by Alice Walker
The Devil's Alternative by Frederick Forsyth
The Figure in the Shadows by John Bellairs
The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
The Great Gilly Hopkins by Katherine Paterson
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
The Headless Cupid by Zilpha Snyder
The Learning Tree by Gordon Parks
The Living Bible by William C. Bower
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
The New Teenage Body Book by Kathy McCoy and Charles Wibbelsman
The Pigman by Paul Zindel
The Seduction of Peter S. by Lawrence Sanders
The Shining by Stephen King
The Witches by Roald Dahl
The Witches of Worm by Zilpha Snyder
Then Again, Maybe I Won't by Judy Blume
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare
Webster's Ninth New Collegiate Dictionary by the Merriam-Webster
Editorial Staff
Witches, Pumpkins, and Grinning Ghosts: The Story of the Halloween
Symbols by Edna Barth
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Good thing I already have most of these in my personal library. And now I have a shopping list to acquire the rest just in case McLame and Puling do get in to the White House.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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