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Default Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-17-2007, 03:00 AM

It looks like the lieberals, sodomites, feminazis and other assorted minions of Satan have finally stooped to a whole new level and are publishing a "Bible" that takes out everything that hurts their feelings. Isn't there a law against this sort of blasphemy against God and treason against America yet?
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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-19-2007, 10:08 AM

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Isn't there a law against this sort of blasphemy against God and treason against America yet?
that bible confuseds me, cuz it got "thou shalt", an that be king james, but then it say "gender nootral", an i not thinks that be in the real bible? . so maybee it a trap for unsuspectin folk like me, an it real good that you be lookin out for us, Miss.Sista Maria!

that be feelgood Jesus ---> <--- that be feelgood christain

that be real Jesus! ----> <--- that me

Miss.Sista Maria, she a true christian --->

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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-19-2007, 10:54 PM

Very good, Petal! That "Bible" is a trap to lure innocent people away from Jesus! Anything that would hurt anyone's feelings, anything that would make someone feel "excluded" was cut away or changed by Satan's own minions on Earth!
Don't worry though. The filth that created it will get their due in time. God will not be mocked.


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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-26-2007, 10:51 PM

How many freakin versions are there?
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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-26-2007, 11:56 PM

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How many freakin versions are there?
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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-27-2007, 03:38 AM

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How many freakin versions are there?
One real version (The King James 1611) and numerous fake versions put out by Satan to try and subvert God's Holy Word.


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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-27-2007, 06:28 PM

What makes King James right?
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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-27-2007, 06:29 PM

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What makes King James right?
The fact that he was guided directly by GOD. That makes quite a bit of difference.


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Default Re: Disgusting! The new "Feelgood" Bible translation revealed! - 05-27-2007, 06:35 PM

Hm. Interesting. Christianity can be so confusing! But it's fun to learn!
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