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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:40 PM

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There is nothing beautiful about her. To me, she is downright scary!
That look on her face shows the unmistakable signs of smoking that devil weed maryjoowanna.


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:43 PM

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Actually, dreadlocks are usually made by putting wax into your hair and twisting the hair into knots, to my knowledge. And there is a such thing as shampoo to keep one's hair clean.

I agree, she is beautiful. Good to see people that have pride in who they are.
That wax stuff is how White kids who have gone native force their hair to look like a hottentot. A nigra like her, she just has to rub sand and goat dung in her mop and let it go. They have things living in there. That's how their hair is. Nothing to be proud of.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:44 PM

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That's because you only know other overweight pasty white gothtards. If one of you actually met one of the Rasta demons you claim to worship, I bet you'd run a mile, unless you were too busy being raped left, right and centre.
I'm friends with lots of different people. Only two people in my circle of friends think of themselves as goths. I have quite a diverse group of friends.


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:46 PM

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I'm friends with lots of different people. Only two people in my circle of friends think of themselves as goths. I have quite a diverse group of friends.
I'm sorry, I apologise for underestimating the diversity of the overweight pasty white kids you hang out with.


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:50 PM

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I'm sorry, I apologise for underestimating the diversity of the overweight pasty white kids you hang out with.
Actually, only one of my friends could be classified as mildly overweight. Why does weight matter in this case anyway?


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Actually, only one of my friends could be classified as mildly overweight.
What, so all the others are morbidly obese? It matters because your body is God's temple. You wouldn't attempt to cram twinkies into God's temple until it burst, so why should your body be any different?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 11:59 PM

They don't have twinkies over here in Australia.

Do I need to provide visual proof at some point to get you lot to shut up?


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-30-2007, 12:17 AM

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That wax stuff is how White kids who have gone native force their hair to look like a hottentot. A nigra like her, she just has to rub sand and goat dung in her mop and let it go. They have things living in there. That's how their hair is. Nothing to be proud of.
No wonder they all smell like poo. Disgusting. She is just another nappy headed ho.

One time my dog Sarge bit a buck tar baby trying to steal a pie cooling on my windowsill. Sarge kept licking his fanny after biting him..... that confused me, so I aksed Tater why he was doing that. Tater said he was licking his fanny to get the taste of the nig out of his mouth.

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