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Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Join Date: May 2018
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
05-30-2018, 12:27 PM
The author is so attentive to the details, thanks for the shared photos. This forum is a great place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.
And I hate Jesus so much it makes my teeth bleed.
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Preserving Freehold's dead for Christ's return
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Posts: 263
Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: On my knees before Jesus
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
07-08-2018, 04:12 AM
Our dear Lord and Savior was spotted earlier this month in Alabama, walking in the clouds after a storm. The woman who captured the footage can be heard saying, "Look at that whole in that sky. That's who got the power right there!"
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
07-08-2018, 06:16 AM
Praise Jesus! It doesn't get much clearer than that!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,204
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
01-31-2022, 05:06 PM
More evidence. Or could it be Muhammed?
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
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Posts: 584
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
02-05-2022, 12:52 PM
Or this guy
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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An old soul
True Christian™
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Posts: 5,204
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: USA-UK-France (traveling)
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-30-2023, 07:41 PM
After seeing this sign, I let Jesus take the wheel for a few seconds and nobody died. A miracle.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Posts: 29,835
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
04-30-2023, 08:30 PM
I thought only Mary the whore, 'spotted'?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
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Posts: 4,854
Join Date: Mar 2019
Location: Ungodly Buffalo, NY, MAGA USA
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
01-06-2024, 09:42 PM
Now, if this isn't a sign that will return in 2024, then I don't know what is!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Mayor of Freehold
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Posts: 12,123
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
01-06-2024, 10:08 PM
How can atheists deny these images of Jesus? I can understand they do not enjoy being defeated. But when it is so obvious Jesus was there, best own up to it.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Jesus Spotting! -
01-06-2024, 10:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
best own up to it.
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More proof atheists are all cowards at heart.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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