[Ebenezer Wright]

Brothers & Sisters in Christ,
http://www.gopconvention.com/

It has been announced to me today that I personally have been selected to provide armed security at the Republican National Convention this year(August) in Minnesota. I will be stationed at an outside post as Secret service is covering the inside. McCain and President Bush are both scheduled to make appearances.



I need both prayed and advice on a few things:

Please pray for me as I have found out that protesters and picketers will be outside the convention voicing their hate for all things good.

Also please pray that if I am forced to use my firearm that the bullets fly with ease into the flesh of the most vile of the protesting sinners/homers.

I am concerned about taking a bullet for McCain/Bush I know my bible says "John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." So should I be jumping in front of bullets to save these politicians even if the secret service is getting paid specifically to do so?

My last concern is I am being provided a hotel room at Holiday Inn. Can I trust the Gideons to have an accurate KJV Bible in my room or should I be sure to pack my KJV travel Bible?

Any other tips or warnings appreciated!
Thank you all in advance for your Christian Advice!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Friend,

I would think a vehicle mounted 50 cal machine gun to be more appropriate for this task.

YIC

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Brothers & Sisters in Christ,
http://www.gopconvention.com/

It has been announced to me today that I personally have been selected to provide armed security at the Republican National Convention this year(August) in Minnesota. I will be stationed at an outside post as Secret service is covering the inside. McCain and President Bush are both scheduled to make appearances.



I need both prayed and advice on a few things:

Please pray for me as I have found out that protesters and picketers will be outside the convention voicing their hate for all things good.

Also please pray that if I am forced to use my firearm that the bullets fly with ease into the flesh of the most vile of the protesting sinners/homers.

I am concerned about taking a bullet for McCain/Bush I know my bible says "John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." So should I be jumping in front of bullets to save these politicians even if the secret service is getting paid specifically to do so?

My last concern is I am being provided a hotel room at Holiday Inn. Can I trust the Gideons to have an accurate KJV Bible in my room or should I be sure to pack my KJV travel Bible?

Any other tips or warnings appreciated!
Thank you all in advance for your Christian Advice!

[Get Thee Hence!]

I've heard that Ron Howard will also be attending. Please Brother Ebenezer, extend God's hand to protect him too.

You are a gallant Soldier Brother.

May God's hand guide you to the weapon of His choice.

[Bobby-Joe]

Good luck to you brother and remember if you need help Landover Pastorla Security Detial has your back.

I recommend glazer for crowd work, excessive penetration, like the 50cal someone mention can lead to unintended targets being tagged. You need to keep a clear head for a shot in these situations so check behind your target before tapping your trigger but I am sure you are up to it Brother.

Even better is taking down the hostiles' Alphas ghost style before trouble happens, like we do it in LPSD. In-out and low profile like Jesus likes. But understand not all orginisastions like the US Secret Service have the kind of training that takes,

As a for a Bible I recommend one the Landover High Risk, kevlar bound
KJV1611.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

As a for a Bible I recommend one the Landover High Risk, kevlar bound
KJV1611.

Brother BJ,

This is an excellent suggestion, he can carry it over his chest and Jesus will be there to protect him.

I understand your concerns about 50 cals and unintended targets but in the situation we are discussing anyone outside the convention center is most likely a LIEbral, or cat-lick.

[Cheshire]

A good choice would be to have snipers stationed on nearby buildins, and a SWAT team waiting for the first sign of discontent.

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

My last concern is I am being provided a hotel room at Holiday Inn. Can I trust the Gideons to have an accurate KJV Bible in my room or should I be sure to pack my KJV travel Bible?

You should always take your KJV travel Bible wherever you go.

I understand your concerns about 50 cals and unintended targets but in the situation we are discussing anyone outside the convention center is most likely a LIEbral, or cat-lick.

Good point. In a situation like this, Minneapolis is like Bẽn Tre or Basra. If you need to destroy Minneapolis in order to bring it Freedom®, Jesus will understand.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

Brother BJ,

This is an excellent suggestion, he can carry it over his chest and Jesus will be there to protect him.

I understand your concerns about 50 cals and unintended targets but in the situation we are discussing anyone outside the convention center is most likely a LIEbral, or cat-lick.

While this is Minneapolis we are talking about good SOP looks to go for the maximum return with the minimum investment so unsanctioned body counts are not desirable. In public situations we at LPSD look for technological solutions; micro wave radiation or noise weapons that incapacitate the targets in a given area so we can go in an surgically neutralize threats. However the are more traditional methods that are tried and true.

Personally as a master of several martial arts and several years of special forces training I find it useful to stealth my way up to a trouble maker and put them down and out with a quick and low profile punch to a nerve center. I can tell you nothing makes you feel like an angel of the Lord than putting a perp down without them knowing what happened.

A Security operative is not a job for everyone SayvedByTheLord, it takes nerves of steel and the willingness to be the unsung hero in the face of overwhelming threats. I’ve taken seven wounds so far during my time in PPSD but you don’t here me bragging about it. No, that the good Christians go about their lives in peace is all the reward I need.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Also, please be aware that Landover Prayer Warriors will, as always, be on hand 24 hours a day for each day of the convention. They are ready willing and able to direct specific, focused prayer on any segment of the crowd in need of personal rebuke at the loving hands of Christ.

That should do the trick.


As usual, all Landover Pastors will up in the True Christian™ Skybox along with a select few members of our congregation (double platinum tithers and above only), where we can stay safe and well above the fray in closer touch with God on important matters that might arise during the convention. Praise Jesus!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Personally as a master of several martial arts and several years of special forces training I find it useful to stealth my way up to a trouble maker and put them down and out with a quick and low profile punch to a nerve center.

I’ve taken seven wounds so far during my time in PPSD but you don’t here me bragging about it. No, that the good Christians go about their lives in peace is all the reward I need.

Yes! I enjoy to sneak up and disable evil with a swift crescent kick to the jaw region.

Seven wounds! Truly the Lord has blessed us with your presence keeping the streets clean.

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

If you need to destroy Minneapolis in order to bring it Freedom®, Jesus will understand.

Agreed! Minneapolis easily takes the cake for having the most homers and other closely related filth!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Also, please be aware that Landover Prayer Warriors will, as always, be on hand 24 hours a day for each day of the convention. They are ready willing and able to direct specific, focused prayer on any segment of the crowd in need of personal rebuke at the loving hands of Christ.

That should do the trick.

It puts my mind at ease to know the Prayer Warriors will be there monitoring the convention!!

Praise

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

My last concern is I am being provided a hotel room at Holiday Inn. Can I trust the Gideons to have an accurate KJV Bible in my room or should I be sure to pack my KJV travel Bible?

You ABSOLUTELY cannot trust the Hellbound Gideons to place an accurate Bible in your hotel room. The Gideons are just another wing of the Freemasons / Shriners / Easter Star / Salvation Army cult, and that Bible in your hotel room is a "New" King James Version.

If you want to know the difference between the "New" KJV and the real KJV, then here is a primer.

They have real KJV's at the Dollar store. Whenever I am about to travel out of town, I buy one of these and replace the fake Bible in my hotel room with it. The Gideon's Bible goes in the dumpster behind the hotel.

I'll certainly be praying for you. We need you to keep our next president safe. If you end up taking a bullet for a Godly presidential candidate like John McCain, then I am 100% certain that you will earn a seat at the right hand of Jesus.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[H. Montague Worthington]

I can hardly wait for George W. Bush's victory lap! What a tremendous job he has done in restoring America after the economic misery and immoral behavior during the fascist Klinton regime!

We are truly blessed by Jesus to have such a leader!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

I can hardly wait for George W. Bush's victory lap! What a tremendous job he has done in restoring America after the economic misery and immoral behavior during the fascist Klinton regime!

We are truly blessed by Jesus to have such a leader!!

Yes Brother Montague, it is sad that we will have to say good bye to such a great leader. Our country has been truly blessed by GW Bush wise stewardship. I for one will not be ashamed to weep when he leaves office.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Yes Brother Montague, it is sad that we will have to say good bye to such a great leader. Our country has been truly blessed by GW Bush wise stewardship. I for one will not be ashamed to weep when he leaves office.

I will be happy to lead a great round of applause for the man as he exits office. I hope you will join me, Bobby-Joe!

[Ebenezer Wright]

-UPDATE-

All this week so far I have been attending a mandatory briefing/training for the RNC convention. We have gone over many videos of nasty anarchist groups that are showing up to protest/riot.

Here is a video the anarchist group :RNC welcoming Committee: It is filled with symbolism and references to all sorts of hate.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j6PLwOt0Bls

Also it seems they will all be equipped with tasers so this should be a real treat.
http://www.nornc.org/2008/03/14/rnc-...ery-protestor/

Good News: I found my post will be outside Travelers Insurance Building
right across the street from the convention. I also learned that Travelers with be the host of a Police Sniper on their roof right above me! Praise

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

I will be happy to lead a great round of applause for the man as he exits office. I hope you will join me, Bobby-Joe!

Godly idea Rev, I am sure they will be a great rejoicing that day President Bush steps down. The man deserves our thanks.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I am off to serve with the security team for the RNC. I will be gone for one week, and look forward to sharing my experiences when I return.

If I am not back in one weeks time, assume that I gave my life to protect the next Godly President John McCain or George Bush if he chooses to bless us with his presence.

Also, I will be stopping up at the True Christian™ Skybox in the convention center to express specific prayer needs as they arise.

Thanks for your help and support.

EW

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I am off to serve with the security team for the RNC. I will be gone for one week, and look forward to sharing my experiences when I return.

If I am not back in one weeks time, assume that I gave my life to protect the next Godly President John McCain or George Bush if he chooses to bless us with his presence.

Also, I will be stopping up at the True Christian™ Skybox in the convention center to express specific prayer needs as they arise.

Thanks for your help and support.

EW

Our prayers will be with you Brother. Remember Jesus is trusting you with His tools to remake American as God sees fit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Ebenezer Wright

Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

I am off to serve with the security team for the RNC. I will be gone for one week, and look forward to sharing my experiences when I return.

If I am not back in one weeks time, assume that I gave my life to protect the next Godly President John McCain or George Bush if he chooses to bless us with his presence.

Also, I will be stopping up at the True Christian™ Skybox in the convention center to express specific prayer needs as they arise.

Thanks for your help and support.

EW

God Speed Brother!! Keep your Bible close and your powder dry!

It might interest you to know that we just got word that Senator McCain's attractive new VP running mate (I don't recall her name offhand...Bambi? Trixie?) will be giving out her home baked cookies to all the Prayer Warriors in attendance. Rumor has it that her recipe for Snickerdoodles rivals our own Mother G's!