[JennyD]

Lord, I read an obituary today which horrified me. I wept for poor Dolores, even though with her HisPanic last name of "Aguilar", she was doubtless a Catholic Cultist and is bound for Hell.

Dolores Aguilar
1929 - Aug. 7, 2008

Dolores Aguilar, born in 1929 in New Mexico, left us on August 7, 2008. She will be met in the afterlife by her husband, Raymond, her son, Paul Jr., and daughter, Ruby.

She is survived by her daughters Marietta, Mitzi, Stella, Beatrice, Virginia and Ramona, and son Billy; grandchildren, Donnelle, Joe, Mitzie, Maria, Mario, Marty, Tynette, Tania, Leta, Alexandria, Tommy, Billy, Mathew, Raymond, Kenny, Javier, Lisa, Ashlie and Michael; great-grandchildren, Brendan, Joseph, Karissa, Jacob, Delaney, Shawn, Cienna, Bailey, Christian, Andre Jr., Andrea, Keith, Saeed, Nujaymah, Salma, Merissa, Emily, Jayci, Isabella, Samantha and Emily. I apologize if I missed anyone.

Dolores had no hobbies, made no contribution to society and rarely shared a kind word or deed in her life. I speak for the majority of her family when I say her presence will not be missed by many, very few tears will be shed and there will be no lamenting over her passing.

Her family will remember Dolores and amongst ourselves we will remember her in our own way, which were mostly sad and troubling times throughout the years. We may have some fond memories of her and perhaps we will think of those times too. But I truly believe at the end of the day ALL of us will really only miss what we never had, a good and kind mother, grandmother and great-grandmother. I hope she is finally at peace with herself. As for the rest of us left behind, I hope this is the beginning of a time of healing and learning to be a family again.

There will be no service, no prayers and no closure for the family she spent a lifetime tearing apart. We cannot come together in the end to see to it that her grandchildren and great-grandchildren can say their goodbyes. So I say here for all of us, GOOD BYE, MOM.

The author, one of Dolores' children, does demonstrate the truth that Delores made no useful contribution to society; if all of her children are so cowardly as to attack a parent in death, and so depraved as to deny God's Command to honor her father and mother, Dolores may have done much harm to God's Country by bearing these horrible monstrosities.

Lord, please help her depraved, God-mocking family to find Your Holy Wrath; let their neighbors rise up and stone them with stones, that they learn that Your Commands are not "situational ethics", not "guidelines" to be paid attention to when convenient, but LAWS of the MOST HIGH GOD to be followed, without question, at ALL times!

Matthew 15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by JennyD

Lord, I read an obituary today [...]

The author, one of Dolores' children, does demonstrate the truth that Delores made no useful contribution to society; if all of her children are so cowardly as to attack a parent in death, and so depraved as to deny God's Command to honor her father and mother, Dolores may have done much harm to God's Country by bearing these horrible monstrosities.

Lord, please help her depraved, God-mocking family [...] at ALL times!

Matthew 15:4
For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

This is truly saddening, what bitterness and rancour lies in the hearts of those children?

We see a woman who did her best in life for her 45 progeny, each one of whom can trace his or her birth back to Dolores. To each one, she has given life. Can any price be too great to pay for that? A little obedience? A little forgiveness? A little humility? A little agreement that parents are to be obeyed?

However, I have noticed one thing - the great-grandchild, "Saeed." How did he get there? It strikes me that Dolores knew there was a viper in the nest, a mudslime trainee terrorist, and there's no easy way to say it. You can't make omlettes. etc.

We have witnessed the passing of a Godly woman and wherever she is is probably better than being persecuted by her family which will now probably fall apart, start killing each other, fornicating with each others' spouse and selling their children off to pedophiles.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Oh, my mistake! I'm sorry, I thought this was going to be about the Clintons.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

What horrible people!

This, Sister Jenny, is what happens to people who are raised in the Catholic Cult. Just ask Sister Mary Maria, she'll tell you!

Thank God she escaped, and became the sweet and loving True Christian™ she is today.

[JennyD]

Good news, everyone!

The Times-Herald got so much bad publicity (largely from Landover's own letter-writing campaign) that they pulled this horrific obituary AND the (sym)pathetic guest book from their pages!

They inform me that they have instituted a new policy, whereby none may speak ill of the dead in an obituary, unless the author is a Saved© True Christian™.

The Lord DOES work in mysterious ways!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

What horrible people!

This, Sister Jenny, is what happens to people who are raised in the Catholic Cult. Just ask Sister Mary Maria, she'll tell you!

Thank God she escaped, and became the sweet and loving True Christian™ she is today.

Yes, I know about Mary Maria Iscariot...

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Father Thomas Martin

Yes, I know about Mary Maria Iscariot...

Was she truly as evil, depraved, and monstrous as you before she was Saved©?