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Default Pray for The Future! - 08-16-2008, 05:19 AM

As it seems there are some here who doubt me, and it is likely my fault and I have brought this Doubt upon myself with my ineptitude, my Scotch-based impurity, and my lack of True Christianity, I will simply SUGGEST that there are certain things we should pray either FOR or AGAINST. Those who believe in my admittedly fantastic tale, read between the lines. These are a few things I strongly SUGGEST we pray do not happen:

A cure for the AIDS in 2013

The NFL must change its name to the NAFL to avoid confusion with Soccer in 2012.

Russians attack the REAL Georgia in 2010.

And let us all pray VERY HARD that we NEVER have a Colored President (We should do this very hard, for the next TWO MONTHS!)


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Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16
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Default Re: Pray for The Future! - 08-16-2008, 01:10 PM

Sledge, I have been wanting to ask. Is that woman behind you a chink?

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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Pray for The Future! - 08-16-2008, 06:47 PM

Yes, she is. If you read the other thread, you know the whole "all the peoples of the world living together in peace" problem we are having in The Future! But actually Li Mai Wang was very well behaved, always addressing me "Mista Sredge" and bowing. Alas, she was on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor on an airlock when I inadvertantly blasted her into space.


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Default Re: Pray for The Future! - 08-16-2008, 07:12 PM

I hope she did not take a perfectly good spacesuit with her.

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Leviticus 26:27-29

27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
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Default Re: Pray for The Future! - 08-16-2008, 07:52 PM

No, of course not. When on board any ship I commanded, domestics were not allowed to where spacesuits even in hazardous areas, to avoid just the kind of losses you mentioned. The picture of Li Mai Wang in my avatar was from a mission. As you can see, she is happily and obdeiently standing behind me, awaiting any request I might have.


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