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Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 01:29 AM
Friends,
Today I have been shocked. Whilst going about my Godly business in a godless city, I happened to hear the singing of some negro eminating from some speakers of sorts. The tune seemed quite Christian -- very mellow, certainly nothing that anyone but a dirty negro would want to dance to! However, once the words began to become clear, I could not contain my rage and immediately jammed a fork into the speaker....
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Originally Posted by Satan
Love is my religion, Love is my religion, Love is my religion
I'll take you to the temple tonight
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There are LIEberal heathens taking over the airwaves today. Imagine such a person singing of such a panty-waist religion! I would imagine that this ungodly singer also approves of gays, multi-materialed clothing and the like -- once you accept one, you accept them all.
Let us take back the airwaves for Jesus -- I suggest we all invest in radio-wave propogating equipment and broadcast nothing but the Bible 24/7!
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Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man On the point of being banned for lying and libel
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Re: Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 01:31 AM
*shakes his head*
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Re: Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 01:35 AM
Have you anything useful to add, homer, or are you just looking for attention?
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Re: Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by JonFish85
Have you anything useful to add, homer, or are you just looking for attention?
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Pay him no mind...he just likes to let us know when he plays with his little choo choo.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 03:12 PM
Has this heathen made any progress in accepting Jesus' generous offering of Eternal Life, or is he fated to tickle Satan's turgid tallywhacker for the rest of time?
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Re: Frightening Lieberal Singers.... -
10-17-2006, 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonFish85
Let us take back the airwaves for Jesus -- I suggest we all invest in radio-wave propogating equipment and broadcast nothing but the Bible 24/7!
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We already have some very up-to-date Broadcasting equipment at Freehold which Broadcasts 24/7.
However, to get the very best listening when not within our walls, I always recommend downloading Pastor Deacon Fred's Sermons on to your listening device and play them back on a continuous loop.
Praise Jesus™ for the Godly© Pastor Deacon Fred.
Downloads Here
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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