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women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 09:18 AM
Besides the obvious part about everlasting life and Paradise, here's another reason i'm glad I'm TC and not some muslim:
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The fitrah consists of five things: circumcision, trimming the moustache, cutting the nails, plucking the armpit hairs and shaving the pubic hairs”
The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) also set a time limit of forty days, and the hair should not be left any longer than that because of the hadith of Anas ibn Malik (may Allah be pleased with him), who said, “He set us a time limit of no more than forty days for trimming the mustache, clipping the nails, plucking the armpit hairs, and shaving the pubic hair” (Al-Bukhari and Muslim).
The jurists discussed the proper etiquette of removing the pubic hair and said that it is recommended to start shaving the pubic hair from beneath the navel, and to start on the right hand side, and one should also be concealed from the sight of others when doing this.
The reasons behind removing this dirty hair could also be applied to the hair on the scrotum and around the anus, if impurity gets attached to it,(that means dingleberry!) because the purpose is to be completely clean and pure and keep away from anything that may cause dirt and impurities to cling to the body. In this case, removing this hair is a good thing. With the regard to women, the rulings on removing the pubic hair are the same as the rulings for men."
Excerpted with modifications from: www.islam-qa.com
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I got this from this site: http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/S...=1119503548824
This is not a site for Christians. In my volunteer work for the D.O.F. sometimes I must view these sites.
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 12:20 PM
Oh sweet JESUS! That made me lose my supper!
Brother Eliot, let us ensure that no weak-minded or female members of the congregation ever see this unspeakable filth.
I need to go take a bath now.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 01:14 PM
Good God Almighty! I now feel DIRTY! What a wretched site that is! I don't envy you one bit Brother Eliot in your DOF duties. I too must now go and shower and TRY to wash the MUD-SLIME FILTH off of me and after that I've got to go to GOD'S WORD and clean those SINFUL images from my mind.
REAL men of GOD don't shave their pubic hair or anything else private. But I guess the Mudslimes do and that explains why so many of them are sissified, homer acting (Like that one Saudi king who FORCED the godly GWB to hold hands with him as they walked...remember?).
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 07:59 PM
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This is not a site for Christians. In my volunteer work for the D.O.F. sometimes I must view these sites.
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PLEASE Brother, have some sympathy! I am dry-heaving from imagining those disgusting sand-monkeys trying to pick dungbread out of their sacks and fingernails before the crotch-crickets (which infest all arabs) eat them all.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 08:12 PM
In Obedience to you Men, I did not read this thread - just popped in to state that the online Urban Dictionary has 37 definitions for the term "Dingleberry" and that all of them are disgusting.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-09-2007, 08:26 PM
Here I was hoping this was a story about a new grassroots movement to convert Muslims to Christianity. Dingleberries Against Islam, or DAI.
Alas, no such luck.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-10-2007, 03:35 AM
Dingleberry? What on earth is a.............*looks up urban dictionary*..........OH.......
I hate you guys.
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-10-2007, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
PLEASE Brother, have some sympathy! I am dry-heaving from imagining those disgusting sand-monkeys trying to pick dungbread out of their sacks and fingernails before the crotch-crickets (which infest all arabs) eat them all.
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The fact that you're disgusted by this is understandable, especially considering that you're extremely uptight, and rumoured that you hate doctors. Well now you know what we have to go through...
But why you would post something that disgusts you so, is beyond me...
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-10-2007, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Myers
The fact that you're disgusted by this is understandable, especially considering that you're extremely uptight, and rumoured that you hate doctors. Well now you know what we have to go through...
But why you would post something that disgusts you so, is beyond me...
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We post this stuff so people can become educated as to what islam is really about, pedophila! I plan to post my evidence later today if I have time. We are experincing a warm spell here and I have to mend some fences.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
We post this stuff so people can become educated as to what islam is really about, pedophila! I plan to post my evidence later today if I have time. We are experincing a warm spell here and I have to mend some fences.
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How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it. You also claim that it's to inform people of Islam's "pedophilia", yet you won't even let our female counterparts on here.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Myers
How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it. You also claim that it's to inform people of Islam's "pedophilia", yet you won't even let our female counterparts on here.
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Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?
WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 03:16 AM
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Um....Myers? Did you ever stand downwind of one of the Pastors?
WHAT?? You labelled it "Women don't look" what did you THINK I'd do,then?
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 05:38 AM
The Pastor's warnings about reading the Queeran are well founded. The book is replete with excruciating details and instructions on everything from body hair below the navel (and below the wrist), the salting of pretzels, hacking off of body parts, to Toyota pickup truck maintenance. Reading it can only be done armed with an extreme faith in our Lord Jesus and in small doses at a time. Failure to do so will cause brain overload with a risk of explosion (both figuratively and literally, as we have witnessed in the last few years).
How Moehammed (May the Exalted Pederast Stooge of Issham bask in the Eternal Flames of Hell) ever came up with this stuff is anybody's guess. One could postulate that it was the fumes from the camel dung he used for cooking - much the same as sulfurous fumes were used by the Oracles at Delphi in ancient Greece. Much earlier "law givers" like Hammurabi were tedious, but Moehammed (May the Insects of a thousand Goats infest his armpits) seems to take the prize for his time. It hasn't been until recently that the Demoncrats have emerged to take this practice to new heights, forcing us to wear bicycle helmets and forbidding restaurants from serving foie gras (Chicago).
The troubling aspect of Issham is that you never know when Osama Bed Linen, or one of his minions, is going to find some new infraction of the Queeran as an excuse to attack us. After our Godly Military justly slaughtered Sodom Hosesain's sons, they found caches of western porn videos amongst their possessions. We can only suspect that the sons were checking to see if the videos complied with the fitrah. Until our Godly President GWB enters the missile launch codes, we all need to take care that our tires are properly inflated and the transaxle is topped off.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
How is grooming your private areas considered pedophilia?
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I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:
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Originally Posted by Hadith Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64
Narrated 'Aisha: that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).
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Originally Posted by Myers
What I'm really wondering is why you post things that disturb you, then continually complain about it.
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Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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I suppose you don't think marrying a 6 year-old is paedophilia either? This comes directly from one of the Mahommedan "sacred" texts:
Because you never complain about anything, do you? We are Servants of Christ, and, as such, we fight evil wherever it is to be found.
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Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Myers
Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.
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It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-11-2007, 11:19 PM
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Dingleberry? What on earth is a.............*looks up urban dictionary*..........OH.......
I hate you guys.
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What part of "Men Only" did you not understand?
There's no reason for you to be upset; that's like seeing a sign that says WET PAINT and being ticked off that you got some on your "book of shadows".
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-12-2007, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
It seems that we have inadvertantly hit upon a rather sensitive area for "mom". Defending fags in another thread, and now defending an obsessive concern about the hair around one's nasty parts reveals him for what he is: a disciple of satan.
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Grooming one's private areas prevents crabs, lice, infection, and is ultimately more sanitary. Women like it better too. Not grooming it is sort of 'red-neckish'. I'm a little taken aback that a man of your age would still be apalled by natural body parts such as one's "nasty areas".
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-12-2007, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Myers
Of course marrying a six year old is pedophilia. But making sure your private areas are properly groomed? That has nothing to do with pedophilia in any way. Go ahead, contradict me.
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They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: women do not read this! Dingleberries against Islam -
01-12-2007, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
They want these areas shaved so they can pretend they're pre-teens!
Whay does Allah promise 70 virgins in Paradise? Because they will be children. The pedophile fixation is quite clear.
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See, this is yet another myth surrounding the islam menace. Their false God allah (may piss be upon him) didn't actually promise them 72 virgins in mudslime paradise. He them promises one 72 year old virgin.
I'm sure all the sand-nigras wake up in hell with a surprised look on their faces, right before satan presents them with their zombie grandma to service for eternity.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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