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More sanitary products for heathens... -
01-31-2007, 04:11 PM
A new alternative to Satan's little cotton fingers is out there now, the mooncup. Even the name of this thing suggests pagan and wiccan influence...
http://www.mooncup.co.uk/
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
01-31-2007, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Kay Dee
A new alternative to Satan's little cotton fingers is out there now, the mooncup. Even the name of this thing suggests pagan and wiccan influence...
http://www.mooncup.co.uk/
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Looks like Catlickers are abandoning wine in favor of something that will more readily mimic the Blood of Christ.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
02-01-2007, 05:09 AM
There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
02-01-2007, 08:19 AM
That is disgusting! "moon cup"? Yeah, right. We know wiccidians drink blood and eat roasted babies. Now we know where they get that blood.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
02-01-2007, 09:54 AM
http://www.mum.org/
This site ought to be banned. I can't believe the filth on it! If you click that link, have a bucket to throw up into handy!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
02-01-2007, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
http://www.mum.org/
This site ought to be banned. I can't believe the filth on it! If you click that link, have a bucket to throw up into handy!
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I think my computer's going to be unclean for at least a week now. Thanks a lot, eliot.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
02-01-2007, 12:23 PM
If those hellbound trash followed the Bible and spent their time of separation in actual separation, they wouldn't need to use such things, nor would they need some homeress to tell them that they can "actually enjoy" their uncleanness. My wife has a lovely little place fixed up in the garden shed for her ladies' time.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-01-2007, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.
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They're not supposed to be that stinky, unless something is seriously wrong.
And cups? They're much more sanitary than tampons, and last longer. I wish they sold them here in the USA...
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04-01-2007, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by More Saved Than Thou
If those hellbound trash followed the Bible and spent their time of separation in actual separation, they wouldn't need to use such things, nor would they need some homeress to tell them that they can "actually enjoy" their uncleanness. My wife has a lovely little place fixed up in the garden shed for her ladies' time.
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You send your wife out to the shed during her period!??! You arse. Why not just, you know, be nice to her and perhaps cut her some slack?
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-01-2007, 04:49 AM
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You send your wife out to the shed during her period!??! You arse. Why not just, you know, be nice to her and perhaps cut her some slack?
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First of all, we'll thank you not to use such language on God's Favorite Forum. This is a Baptist Church forum, not some Brit Homer Hangout!
Second, good Brother MSTT is following the Bible, as all members of LBC do:
Leviticus 15:19
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
Women are to be put apart from others for seven days during their time of the month, as they are unclean.
Here at Landover Baptist Church, we follow ALL of God's Word, the Holy KJV1611 Bible. We don't pick and choose the convenient parts, like all the False Christians.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-02-2007, 03:42 AM
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The Mooncup can be cleaned in the same way as baby equipment: with sterilising fluid, or by boiling for five minutes in an open pan of water.
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Yes, because boiling your Mooncup on the stove isn't going to look a little odd
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-02-2007, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.
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I think there is one right thing in your post, let me quote it: "At least that's what my wife Delores claims."
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington
There is a perfectly good reason that the Almighty Lord made our private parts unbearably stinky. He did it because he not want us to sin. He made the privates of human beings so foul smelling that getting close to them makes one's eyeballs roll to the back of our heads, so unbearably disgusting that our gag reflexes kick in causing us to vomit projectiles, and so hideously putrid and odiferous that our nervous systems shut down and we pass out for hours and need to be rushed to the emergency room for medical attention in the Intensive Care Unit because he loves us. At least that's what my wife Delores claims.
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Try showering before coming to bed. Maybe the two of you could even shower together.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-09-2007, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by MapesInmate
They're not supposed to be that stinky, unless something is seriously wrong.
And cups? They're much more sanitary than tampons, and last longer. I wish they sold them here in the USA...
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There are a few drugstores that carry them. You may have to call around to find one. I've used them, and while they take a bit of getting used to, they're just as comfortable as a tampon once you get them in place. You could always order online, no?
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-09-2007, 03:29 PM
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Yes, because boiling your Mooncup on the stove isn't going to look a little odd
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It doesn't have to be sterilized between uses, just washed with a bit of soap and hot water. Let's face it, a penis isn't exactly sterile when it goes into a vagina, now is it? It just needs to be clean.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-09-2007, 04:46 PM
And this happy hussy has the nerve to sign her testimonial as, "Angel." If this ain't a sign of the End Times I might just as well go out and get drunk and fornicate with the first sailor I see right now!
Praise JESUS I had the sense to stay away from that site Brother Eliot warned us of, so I didn't have to see all that M-stuff, too
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-10-2007, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
And this happy hussy has the nerve to sign her testimonial as, "Angel." If this ain't a sign of the End Times I might just as well go out and get drunk and fornicate with the first sailor I see right now!
Praise JESUS I had the sense to stay away from that site Brother Eliot warned us of, so I didn't have to see all that M-stuff, too
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Is that a chink condom she's holding?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
04-10-2007, 12:26 PM
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Is that a chink condom she's holding?
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Nah. Too big.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: More sanitary products for heathens... -
06-04-2015, 06:55 AM
Revelation 19:15 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
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