Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Christian history forum
Reload this Page Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus
Christian history forum This forum is dedicated to the history of Christianity, and its impact on the history of the world.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#101)
Old
Tomas de Molinos III's Avatar
Tomas de Molinos III Tomas de Molinos III is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 22
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: High, Low, and in Between
Tomas de Molinos III is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Thumbs up Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-15-2012, 09:48 AM

Even knowing he was a pansysexualist, I always had a sneaking admiration for his efficient ways of dispatching the unholy garbage. Points for creativity.


"Bless, Lord, his substance, and accept the work of his hands:
Smite through the loins of them that rise against Him....that they rise not again!"
~ Deuteronomy 33:11
Reply With Quote
(#102)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 10-29-2013, 12:28 AM

Jeffrey Dahmer did many wrong things in his life. He was a homosexual and a drug abuser until Christ found him. But despite these severe moral shortcomings, he never meant to hurt anybody.

Nowhere in God's word is there a provision against drugging other people and turning them into living sex dolls by painlessly drilling holes in their unconscious brains. Christ's Golden Rule allows this, as long as the hobbyist is comfortable with others practicing on him as well. Christ assures us that as long as we are following His Golden Rule, we are observing all doctrinal commands. This being so, it is clear that one of two things is true: either God could not foresee the accidental loss of life Jeffrey Dahmer caused, or He had no problem with it. Since the Bible makes clear that God is omniscient, we know it must be the latter.

Quote:
Matthew 7:12
King James Version (KJV)
12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.
I would also like to point out that Jeffrey Dahmer's so called acts of cannibalism were committed only after he did everything he could to keep his patients alive. He was obviously just trying to save money on groceries so that he could support his art and slake the thirst of his house guests.

All of Jeffrey Dahmer's lovers were drug users. All he did was supply them spontaneously which, while wrong in some ways, is a victimless crime. If they weren't prayerless sinners with no human rights by the metrics of the Bible, then God would have intervened on their behalf by informing Jeffrey Dahmer of their wishes, and I'm sure he would have taken them to the nearest hospital immediately.

But as we know, Christ did not enter his heart until he was persecuted for his generosity. So this must all of have been part of God's plan for Mr. Dahmer.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#103)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 10-29-2013, 03:22 AM

Jeffrey Dahmer died an Ex-Gay, and therefore an upstanding member of the Christian community. He is an inspiration to me, because he chose to repent of homosexuality and become chaste, like the eunuchs that Christ glorifies in His teaching. A homosexual who becomes chaste is facing a tribulation that most of us can only imagine, and will be rewarded richly when he reaches the Kingdom.

I celebrate St. Dahmer's birthday every year, but only as a man, which he was. It would be inappropriate to pray to him, because this is a blasphemy belonging to the Catholic Church, like all forms of idolatry. We must remember that, despite his absolution in Christ, he was only a man and had sinned as greatly as any of us prior to his salvation. There are only two people who have never sinned as far as I know: my loyal wife, who has never had stirrings for another man, and Christ Himself of course.

Let us all clasp our hands in prayer and rejoice in this miracle of the Lord.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#104)
Old
Johny Joe Hold's Avatar
Johny Joe Hold Johny Joe Hold is offline
Mayor of Freehold
 

Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ True Christian Caucasian TC Bravery Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once One Year/1000 posts Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mayor True Republican Teabag Patriot Ex-liberal Saved 1 Year Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Eats the Most Pork Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Mission to Korea Stamp of Approval Guns ablazin' Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel BFF of Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Sons of Liberty Saved 10 Years Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 12,120
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: City Hall, Freehold, Iowa
Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Johny Joe Hold will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 10-29-2013, 02:27 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
Jeffrey Dahmer died an Ex-Gay, and therefore an upstanding member of the Christian community. He is an inspiration to me, because he chose to repent of homosexuality and become chaste, like the eunuchs that Christ glorifies in His teaching. A homosexual who becomes chaste is facing a tribulation that most of us can only imagine, and will be rewarded richly when he reaches the Kingdom.

I celebrate St. Dahmer's birthday every year, but only as a man, which he was. It would be inappropriate to pray to him, because this is a blasphemy belonging to the Catholic Church, like all forms of idolatry. We must remember that, despite his absolution in Christ, he was only a man and had sinned as greatly as any of us prior to his salvation. There are only two people who have never sinned as far as I know: my loyal wife, who has never had stirrings for another man, and Christ Himself of course.

Let us all clasp our hands in prayer and rejoice in this miracle of the Lord.
I can't thank you enough, Brother Billy Bob, for this touching tribute to Jeffery. We can all learn from his life that redemption is within reach.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
Reply With Quote
(#105)
Old
Billy Bob Jenkins's Avatar
Billy Bob Jenkins Billy Bob Jenkins is offline
Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Christian Love Ready for the Rapture Ex-Masturbator Parking Lot Tither True Christian Provider™ award Punched the most queers Real American™ The Lord’s Witness Wound Heaven Bound Home Schooled True Christian Hotrodder Teabag Patriot The Hatchet Child Rearing Award One Year/1000 posts Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life True Republican Ex-treehugger Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Mission to Korea Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 8,323
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Billy Bob Jenkins will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 10-30-2013, 03:12 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
I can't thank you enough, Brother Billy Bob, for this touching tribute to Jeffery. We can all learn from his life that redemption is within reach.
Brother, he is so humble now that he is a Christian, I'm sure he wouldn't bat an eye at you calling him by his first name like that.

I look forward to shaking his righteous hand, which will no doubt be even whiter than mine to reflect the greatness of his transformation in Christ Jesus.

It is too bad that all of the homers who died in his care never had the opportunity to repent and know God as he did. Fortunately the tears will be wiped from Jeffrey's eyes in Heaven, as will all of ours, and these pill popping, ball milking homers will get the eternal punishment that God has promised them in His word. If only they had been able to perceive the seeds of salvation in Jeffrey's soul, perhaps they would have put God before sodomy and pornography as he came to do. Unfortunately, it seems their estrangement from God was too great to foresee his righteous destiny.


The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
Reply With Quote
(#106)
Old
Baxter Gladwell III's Avatar
Baxter Gladwell III Baxter Gladwell III is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Divorcee Nuts for JESUS! Tell her once Jailed for JESUS Pro-Life

 
Posts: 49
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: NEBRASKA
Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.Baxter Gladwell III has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 07-13-2014, 12:30 AM

It's too bad that most of Brother Jeff's victims were practicing homos. It would be nice for them to be reunited together in Heaven, under entirely different circumstances.



But as it stands, the victims are burning in hell for all eternity while Brother Jeff had enough good sense to make right with Jesus while he still had the chance. I hope he's made some friends. I would be his friend. Make that, I WILL be his friend!


LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION (Psalm 139:13-16, Jeremiah 1:5, Job 31:15, Isaiah 49:5)
MARRIAGE = 1 MAN + 1 WOMAN (Ephesians 5:22-33)
NO FOOD FOR THOSE WHO DON"T WORK (2 Thessalonians 3:10-12)
PRACTICING HOMOS AND HOMO-ENABLERS ARE LIVING IN SIN (Romans 1:26-28, 32)
BUT JESUS WILL TAKE YOU BACK AND COVER YOU IN HIS BLOOD(1 Corinthians 6:9-11)
Reply With Quote
(#107)
Old
Lyssandra Lyssandra is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Aug 2014
Lyssandra is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 03:49 PM

You people disgust me. All of you. Not only that, you all suffer from mental retardation. "Pieces of garbage removed from the world". I bet you the relatives of those victims don't believe so. Jeffery was NOT out to rid the world of homosexuals. He was just like them, and he did not kill them to make the world a better place and he is NOT a hero. He didn't kill young men who identified as homosexuals to make the world a better and more safer enviornment, he did that for his own sadistic and depraved self-gratification. He didn't care anything about doing right by the Lord before he ended up in jail. If he did, he would've stopped killing or would've never killed at all. And even if he did kill them to rid society of homosexuality, it's no excuse for murdering, raping, sodomizing, violating and degrading people. There are believing parents and relatives of lesbians and homosexuals alike, and they do not murder them. If he had just murdered them, then yes, I would say that is characteristic of an extremist to the point of amorality. But when you take it to the next level and start violating the people and sodomizing them and then stuffing their severed body parts in cupboards, that is not vigilantism. It is what it is. Pure evil. When someone does that, that is NOT characteristic of a person trying to rid the world of homosexuality. It is human depravity at one of its lowest and darkest points. His conversion showed that he could've been a productive citizen and served the Lord. That's what sickens me the most and makes it so hard for me to forgive. The fact that he could've been a well-behaved, good-mannered, morally upright public servant and a man of God. Yet, he chose to take those poor young men's lives. Now he decides to do right by the Lord after being in prison because it gave him time to think about what he did. I'm glad that guy killed him. Jeffery got what he deserved. And for people to defend him and call the guy who killed him a piece of garbage (which he is in his own right), they're just as filthy and corrupt as he was. Jeffery KNEW it was wrong to kill those men. He KNEW what the ramifications of his actions would bring. But he DID it anyway, knowing FULL well what kind of effect that would bring onto the relatives of those men. A lot of people feel absolutely no sympathy for Jeffery Dahmer. I don't and neither should any of you. He knew what he was doing. He had the choice to do right and he didn't. One of the victims' relatives lashed out in court at Jeffery's face, ready to pounce him and rip him to pieces, in immense emotional pain. He murdered, raped, skinned and chopped these men's bodies into pieces. And now that he has repented, apologized and meant it, you all let him off the hook and all of the sudden, he's okay in your book. Even more sickening, you say the victims DESERVED it. You "Christians" are vile, disgusting and atrocious people. You people devalue, cheapen and trivialize the lives of VICTIMS and stand up for this piece of garbage who only got what was coming to him. You don't kill people, then say sorry and mean it and then not suffer the consequences. Jeffery Dahmer didn't even deserve the 950-year long prison sentence he got. He should've been sentenced to death by lethal injection--no, scratch that, the electric chair, gas chamber or a firing squad. This guy was an animal--a monster. But you all cry for the Devil. Vile, vile, disgusting, wretched creatures.
Reply With Quote
(#108)
Old
VictoryOS's Avatar
VictoryOS VictoryOS is offline
True Christian™ Beauty Queen
 

One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year True Christian™ True Christian Beauty True Christian Lady True Christian Homemaker True Heterosexual™ Best Pie Tin Tither Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS Ex-Masturbator Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Most Obedient Eats the Most Pork Christian Love Victory Over Sex True Republican Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Stamp of Approval Roper Crossburn Trumpette Home Schooled Saved 5 Years 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Long service medal, 3rd class Trump of GOD Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus GLORY Saved 10 Years

 
Posts: 5,447
Join Date: Dec 2007
VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!VictoryOS will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 03:54 PM

Welcome, Miss Lyssandra! I hope you'll forgive me as I didn't read your post. The letters were too small and it would also help to break it down into paragraphs. That makes things easier to read.

Please hop on over to our Introduction forum and let us know who you are! We're looking forward to getting to know you and to Fellowship with you. Praise!


Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016

Reply With Quote
(#109)
Old
Lyssandra Lyssandra is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 2
Join Date: Aug 2014
Lyssandra is under investigation -- suspected to be Unsaved Trash.
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 04:01 PM

Sorry about the small text. I tried to edit my post, but couldn't, so here's a larger text of the post:



You people disgust me. All of you. Not only that, you

all suffer from mental retardation. "Pieces of garbage removed from the world". I bet you the relatives of those victims don't believe so. Jeffrey was NOT out to rid the world of homosexuals. He was just like them, and he did not kill them to make the world a better place and he is NOT a hero. He didn't kill young men who identified as homosexuals to make the world a better and more safer envoirnment, he did that for his own sadistic and depraved self-gratification. He didn't care anything about doing right by the Lord before he ended up in jail. If he did, he would've stopped killing or would've never killed at all. And even if he did kill them to rid society of homosexuality, it's no excuse for murdering, raping, sodomizing, violating and degrading people. There are believing parents and relatives of lesbians and homosexuals alike, and they do not murder them. If he had just murdered them, then yes, I would say that is characteristic of an extremist to the point of amorality. But when you take it to the next level and start violating the people and sodomizing them and then stuffing their severed body parts in cupboards, that is not vigilantism. It is what it is. Pure evil. When someone does that, that is NOT characteristic of a person trying to rid the world of homosexuality. It is human depravity at one of its lowest and darkest points. His conversion showed that he could've been a productive citizen and served the Lord. That's what sickens me the most and makes it so hard for me to forgive. The fact that he could've been a well-behaved, good-mannered, morally upright public servant and a man of God. Yet, he chose to take those poor young men's lives. Now he decides to do right by the Lord after being in prison because it gave him time to think about what he did. I'm glad that guy killed him. Jeffrey got what he deserved. And for people to defend him and call the guy who killed him a piece of garbage (which he is in his own right), they're just as filthy and corrupt as he was. Jeffrey KNEW it was wrong to kill those men. He KNEW what the ramifications of his actions would bring. But he DID it anyway, knowing FULL well what kind of effect that would bring onto the relatives of those men. A lot of people feel absolutely no sympathy for Jeffrey Dahmer. I don't and neither should any of you. He knew what he was doing. He had the choice to do right and he didn't. One of the victims' relatives lashed out in court at Jeffrey's face, ready to pounce him and rip him to pieces, in immense emotional pain. He murdered, raped, skinned and chopped these men's bodies into pieces. And now that he has repented, apologized and meant it, you all let him off the hook and all of the sudden, he's okay in your book. Even more sickening, you say the victims DESERVED it. You "Christians" are vile, disgusting and atrocious people. You people devalue, cheapen and trivialize the lives of VICTIMS and stand up for this piece of garbage who only got what was coming to him. You don't kill people, then say sorry and mean it and then not suffer the consequences. Jeffrey Dahmer didn't even deserve the 950-year long prison sentence he got. He should've been sentenced to death by lethal injection--no, scratch that, the electric chair, gas chamber or a firing squad. This guy was an animal--a monster. But you all cry for the Devil. Vile, vile, disgusting, wretched creatures.
Reply With Quote
(#110)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 04:04 PM

I tried to read the touchy-feely liberal claptrap above, but kept nodding off when I couldn't find any Biblical citations. Can someone with more patience for absence of paragraphs please tell me if she added anything new to the typical bleeding heart rhetoric?


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#111)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 04:07 PM

Goodness dear, no one is saying he didn't sin ever. We all have sinned (Romans 3:23), which means we all deserve eternal damnation unless we come to Jesus (Romans 6:23). You see, God doesn't care about when or under what circumstances one repents, only that one does repent, confess, and accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. Then as you so eloquently explain, he is okay in our Book!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#112)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,729
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
I tried to read the touchy-feely liberal claptrap above, but kept nodding off when I couldn't find any Biblical citations. Can someone with more patience for absence of paragraphs please tell me if she added anything new to the typical bleeding heart rhetoric?
I'll try, Brother. As a homeschooling mom, I'm used to editing for clarity. Perhaps this poster will learn a thing or two about writing.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lyssandra View Post
You people disgust me because I'm shocked at learning the Truth when all I've been taught is a lie.

Jeffrey was NOT a hero. He sinned like we all sin (Romans 3:23). He couldn't help his sin nature any more than I can help mine. He was powerless against the Enemy's control over his life. He needed redemption and he found it in Christ Jesus.

His conversion showed that he could've been a productive citizen and served the Lord. That's what sickens me the most and makes it so hard for me to forgive. The fact that he could've been a well-behaved, good-mannered, morally upright public servant and a man of God. Yet, he chose to take those poor young men's lives.

Now he decides to do right by the Lord after being in prison because it gave him time to think about what he did. We should probably just send people to church more and free up the jails for the negro drug gangs.

A lot of people feel absolutely no sympathy for Jeffrey Dahmer, but Jesus did, which is why he pre-sacrificed Himself for Dahmer's future (well, our past) sins.

And now that he has repented, apologized and meant it, you all let him off the hook and all of the sudden, he's okay in God's book, the Holy Bible (Isaiah 43:25).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#113)
Old
Des's Avatar
Des Des is offline
True Christian™
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Real American™ Friend of Jesus Heaven Bound True Christian™ Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Guns, Guts and GLORY! Tell her once Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Sons of Liberty Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group Early riser Super Soaker Baptism Award One Year/1000 posts Teabag Patriot True Christian Hotrodder Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! 2015 Witch Hunt Award Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A True Christian Nerd Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars

 
Posts: 2,719
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: MAGA Country, USA
Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Des will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 05:02 PM

Thank you, sister. That made it readable. You are truly a shining example of Christian patience and kindness.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
Reply With Quote
(#114)
Old
Elmer G. White's Avatar
Elmer G. White Elmer G. White is offline
Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
Victim of atheist scientific persecution
 

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Friend of Jesus Christian Love True Christian™ Touched by Jesus Persecuted Honorary Ex-Eskimo Ex-Scandinavian Ex-eurotrash True Scientist™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Doctor Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture Flat Earth Prayer Warrior Ex-Masturbator Tell her once True Christian Caucasian Real American™ Porn Resistant The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking One Year/1000 posts 2014 Witch Hunt Award Mower Mission to Korea Uber Angels Driver Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Mission to Messico Saved 1 Year Platinum Tither Eats the Most Pork True Heterosexual™ 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory BFF of Jesus Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Alternative Facts True Christian Nerd GLORY Saved 5 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Get Behind Me Doctor - NO TEAM FORTRESS! Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor

 
Posts: 10,328
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: On a mission in Godless Europistan
Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Elmer G. White will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-05-2014, 06:22 PM

The story of the repentance of Mr. Dahmer is uplifting and precious. It always brings to my mind one of the most exquisite parables of Jesus Christ, Son of God, Our Lord, Light of the World!

Luke 15:4-7
What man of you, having an hundred sheep, if he lose one of them, doth not leave the ninety and nine in the wilderness, and go after that which is lost, until he find it? And when he hath found [it], he layeth [it] on his shoulders, rejoicing. And when he cometh home, he calleth together [his] friends and neighbours, saying unto them, Rejoice with me; for I have found my sheep which was lost. I say unto you, that likewise joy shall be in heaven over one sinner that repenteth, more than over ninety and nine just persons, which need no repentance.


How sad that unsaved trash do not accept and understand what Jesus is all about. Commitment to Him IN FAITH! This deeply touching parable could be the life story of Mr. Dahmer.

Jesus is the True Redeemer™ who embraced the repenting Mr. Dahmer at the Gates of Heaven. Perhaps they'll come and meet us together when our time comes to enter the Light of our Creator!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
Check out our Research in Creation Science:
Reply With Quote
(#115)
Old
Jedediah's Avatar
Jedediah Jedediah is offline
True Christian™ Creation Scientist
Fisher of Men
True Christian™

True Scientist™ Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Real American™ 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Gay Bronze Tither The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Jr. Pastor Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas Christian Love One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year Ready for the Rapture Eats the Most Pork True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior TC Bravery Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 6,835
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Jedediah will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 08-06-2014, 01:11 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Des View Post
I tried to read the touchy-feely liberal claptrap above, but kept nodding off when I couldn't find any Biblical citations. Can someone with more patience for absence of paragraphs please tell me if she added anything new to the typical bleeding heart rhetoric?
I couldn't get through it either. It's bad enough that she posted a wall of text, but how does she expect us to care what she has to say if it's not grounded in Holy Scripture? What relevance does anything anyone has to say about anything have to our lives as Blood-bought children of the Lamb, it every third or fourth sentence does not lead into a Bible verse?

To Lyssandra:

Matthew 22:29
Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.


II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
Reply With Quote
(#116)
Old
Ted Jones's Avatar
Ted Jones Ted Jones is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Honorary Ex-Negro/Negress/Nigglet Proud Niglet Sponsorer Protected by JESUS

 
Posts: 43
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 12-29-2018, 09:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Goodness dear, no one is saying he didn't sin ever. We all have sinned (Romans 3:23), which means we all deserve eternal damnation unless we come to Jesus (Romans 6:23). You see, God doesn't care about when or under what circumstances one repents, only that one does repent, confess, and accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior. Then as you so eloquently explain, he is okay in our Book!
I never thought that reading a forum post about Jeffrey Dahmer, would help me see the importance of not wanting to be smart, or over-thinking everything in life.

When reading all of the comments in this post, I can feel the compassion coming from all of the True Christians....I can also feel the hate and anger coming from those that aren't.

***Faith_Machine you were right about me sounding so anger, because now I can feel that anger coming from others***

I was truly touched hearing all of the True Christians talk openly about their sins from the past. That lets me know that I have a chance to go to Heaven, even as a negro. If I give myself over to Jesus Christ and beg for His forgiveness, I know in my heart that He'll forgive me.

Spending 10 years in prison myself. Jeffrey Dahmer will be someone I will always look up to, and will teach my son the positive things about him. Reading his story on how he became a child of God, brought tears to my eyes.

Knowing that he was killed by a negro monster, continues to help me see how disgusting my negro race is.


Slaves, Obey Your Masters
Ephesians 6:5-7
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.
Reply With Quote
(#117)
Old
BrotherLarry's Avatar
BrotherLarry BrotherLarry is offline
Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™

Christian Love Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian™ Ready for the Rapture Porn Resistant Persecuted One Year/1000 posts Saved 1 Year 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus Gnathologist Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Stamp of Approval Pro-Life Eats the Most Pork TC Bravery True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Touched by Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Ex-Mary Worshipper Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Super Soaker Baptism Award Pastor Ezekiel Sons of Liberty Guns, Guts and GLORY! Trump of GOD Asked questions later Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud Team Fortress Denier

 
Posts: 2,395
Join Date: Sep 2014
Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!BrotherLarry will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
African Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 12-29-2018, 08:57 PM

Brother Ted,


Thanks for reminding us of a post from long ago that displays the absolute perfect love of True Christians™ and the power of Christ's forgiveness. The fact that you are trying to become an ex-negro shows in your understanding of the importance of this thread. Yes, Jeffrey's acts were despicable, but who among us hasn't done something of which we're ashamed (FM comes to mind)? Keep pressing forward, Ted: God loves all penitent men, even the dark ones. He may even have you cleaning my mansion one day. I'd be honored if that happened.


Deeply in Him,
BrotherLarry


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
Reply With Quote
(#118)
Old
Jim C. Lombardo's Avatar
Jim C. Lombardo Jim C. Lombardo is offline
Confirmed Enemy of God
BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured

The Lord’s Witness Wound Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Langobard

 
Posts: 565
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Where God puts me.
Jim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureJim C. Lombardo has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 12-31-2018, 05:44 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherLarry View Post
Brother Ted,


Thanks for reminding us of a post from long ago that displays the absolute perfect love of True Christians™ and the power of Christ's forgiveness. The fact that you are trying to become an ex-negro shows in your understanding of the importance of this thread. Yes, Jeffrey's acts were despicable, but who among us hasn't done something of which we're ashamed (FM comes to mind)? Keep pressing forward, Ted: God loves all penitent men, even the dark ones. He may even have you cleaning my mansion one day. I'd be honored if that happened.


Deeply in Him,
BrotherLarry

More specifically, but not exclusively, your gilded mansion awaiting you in Paradise, Brother Larry. Won't that be nice! He can clean for you, forever!
Reply With Quote
(#119)
Old
Ted Jones's Avatar
Ted Jones Ted Jones is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Honorary Ex-Negro/Negress/Nigglet Proud Niglet Sponsorer Protected by JESUS

 
Posts: 43
Join Date: Nov 2018
Location: St. Paul, Minnesota
Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.Ted Jones has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 01-01-2019, 03:36 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by BrotherLarry View Post
Brother Ted,


Thanks for reminding us of a post from long ago that displays the absolute perfect love of True Christians™ and the power of Christ's forgiveness. The fact that you are trying to become an ex-negro shows in your understanding of the importance of this thread. Yes, Jeffrey's acts were despicable, but who among us hasn't done something of which we're ashamed (FM comes to mind)? Keep pressing forward, Ted: God loves all penitent men, even the dark ones. He may even have you cleaning my mansion one day. I'd be honored if that happened.


Deeply in Him,
BrotherLarry
You are absolutely welcome. I'm glad I was able to pull up an old post that shows the perfect love of True Christians™ and the power of Christ's forgiveness. Trying to become an ex-negro, is what brought me to this thread, and yes Brother Larry, this thread showed me how important it is to learn from Jeffrey Dahmer and the transformation he took in order to get closer to Jesus Christ.

I'm so glad God loves all penitent men, and if God had me cleaning your mansion one day. I would be so honored as an ex-negro to be doing that for you Brother Larry.

I can only hope and pray that God would be so kind in letting that happen to me.


Slaves, Obey Your Masters
Ephesians 6:5-7
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.
Reply With Quote
(#120)
Old
Pastor Ezekiel's Avatar
Pastor Ezekiel Pastor Ezekiel is offline
Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
 

One Year/1000 posts Ribfest '09 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Long service medal, 3rd class Christian Love True Christian™ The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking Real American™ True Heterosexual™ Tithing Manager 2008 Witch Hunt Award Gunfest '09 Senior Pastor Mission to Australia Heaven Bound Tagging for Jesus The Lord’s Witness Wound Home Schooled Punched the most queers TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Pastor of GOD Ex-Masturbator Jailed for JESUS Super Soaker Baptism Award Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot 20,000 posts Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth 50,000 posts Tell her once Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Japan Pro-Life Mission to Las Vegas True Christian Provider™ award True Scientist™ Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award Outreach preacher Special Mission (North Korea) Golden Bear Award True Republican Batman Shooting Survivor Sons of Liberty Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! WisconSIN Shooting survivor Proud Niglet Sponsorer Truck Stop Ministry Member Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club In Love With Zeke Bear Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award Man of the Year True Christian Hotrodder Paula Deen Negro Support Group Gator Touched by Jesus 75,000 posts Man of the Year Babysitter 2014 Witch Hunt Award Stamp of Approval Mission to Korea Trump of GOD Uber Angels Driver Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch Roper Crossburn Donald Trump 2016! Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Hands Off 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Golden Bear Award Mission Long service medal, 2nd class Aardvark Asked questions later Heart of compassion Crown of Righteousness The Crown of Crowns Crown of Glory Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Rejoicing Crown of Life BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Mission to the Philippines Clorox Cured Me QAnon Storm Chaser Anti-Biden British Royalty

 
Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ezekiel will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus - 10-16-2021, 09:14 AM

SHOUT GLORY!

THIS is interesting. There's gonna be a TV show of the life of this man who is at this very moment looking down at us from Heaven after he repented from his heinous sins that included some of the worst ones, even homosexuality!
Quote:
Netflix has announced a horror series Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story about the killer’s life and crimes.



The murderer is portrayed by Evan Peters and is expected to be released in Spring 2022.
I can hardly wait. I'm gonna watch this not only with my houseboys (the Filipino ones) but I'm sure the Donald will invite me for the premiere on his big screen TV at Mar-de-Lago. Also hoping there are some cameo spots in the cast for the Donald and me. I'd be the best possible man to play the pastor who made Mr. Dahmer turn to Jesus and gain his eternal reward in Heaven. Such an inspiring example: Anyone can repent and be pardoned of the vilest of sins, even homosexuality.



Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
cereal killer, death style choice, ex-gays, god bless jeffrey dahmer, jeffery dahmer hell, real american heroes, reparative therapy, true christians™

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved