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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-22-2012, 09:02 PM

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Oh OK, thank you Reverend. So will you tell Aaron not to do that any more? Because I don't think I should tell him that, he might get mad at me. He likes to do that stuff alot, every day at least once, more on his days off, like today.
Certainly.

Aaron, when God said in the Bible to chasten your son with your rod, that's not what He meant! Wait until the lad is born, please . . . You don't want to damage him, do you?

And I really hope Naomi doesn't mean you are involving the Alot in your marital relations.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-23-2012, 02:41 AM

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Certainly.

Aaron, when God said in the Bible to chasten your son with your rod, that's not what He meant! Wait until the lad is born, please . . . You don't want to damage him, do you?

And I really hope Naomi doesn't mean you are involving the Alot in your marital relations.
Thank you Reverend, he said we'll do other things. I'm not sure what he meant.


Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 05-25-2012, 04:17 AM

Mrs. Portway, this may help with the odor:


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-03-2012, 09:23 PM

lets not forget the Bathroom Bowl:



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-04-2012, 09:23 AM

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lets not forget the Bathroom Bowl:

Dear Kitchen Keepin

Much as though I enjoy your posting of adverts from the 1940's and 50's it seems you have forgotten your Bible!! Assertions such as those exhibited here must be backed up with scripture!!

The product you are promoting here is mentioned in the Bible and I am somewhat disappointed that you missed it....

Hebrews 8:13
In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old.
Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-04-2012, 03:33 PM

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Dear Kitchen Keepin

Much as though I enjoy your posting of adverts from the 1940's and 50's it seems you have forgotten your Bible!! Assertions such as those exhibited here must be backed up with scripture!!

The product you are promoting here is mentioned in the Bible and I am somewhat disappointed that you missed it....

Hebrews 8:13
In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old.
Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.

All the best
Grateful thanks, Brother Noah!!! Being a simple woman, I am not the Bible scholar that our Landover menfolk are!! I have to trust our leaders and Pastors to show me proper scripture.

That is indeed an inspiring verse - it reminds me that it is also time to strip and rewax the hardwood floors - I'll get right on it! May I be as dutiful as Godly Sarah Palin!



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Grateful thanks, Brother Noah!!! Being a simple woman, I am not the Bible scholar that our Landover menfolk are!! I have to trust our leaders and Pastors to show me proper scripture.

That is indeed an inspiring verse - it reminds me that it is also time to strip and rewax the hardwood floors - I'll get right on it! May I be as dutiful as Godly Sarah Palin!

Who's the creepy-looking dude in pink?


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-24-2012, 03:13 AM

Purity does nothing, piffle, eat, drink, achieve greatness, have some kids (or not), die.

Be one with yourself and do not submit to some storybook made by a guy who smacks his wife.

God will judge us accordingly


Raven 5:6 Pastor Ezekiel hides his homosexual urges by smacking his wife and piffleing her in the ass
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-24-2012, 07:51 AM

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Purity does nothing, piffle, eat, drink, achieve greatness, have some kids (or not), die.

Be one with yourself and do not submit to some storybook made by a guy who smacks his wife.


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Yes, and that's rather the problem, isn't it. I know that at times it's quite unpleasant to beat your wife and kids and their tears and cries for mercy do sometimes mean your heart isn't in it as much as it should be. Digging deep and getting my moral compass from the Lord always gets me to see it through, however.

I'm not having clear guidance from God and ignoring it.



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 06-25-2012, 09:49 PM

Just in case any of our Good Christian Sisters are still unmarried (I hate to use the term Old Maid, but might as well call a pig a pig) there is hope for you yet!!



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-18-2013, 11:58 PM

A FRIENDLY reminder - just in case you and your spouse were weak and indulged in that Valentines Day silliness:



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-19-2013, 02:39 AM

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A FRIENDLY reminder - just in case you and your spouse were weak and indulged in that Valentines Day silliness:

I'm still not sure on this subject and Seth has informed me he doesn't want to hear about it. However my mother always used Dettol.



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I don't know if I get married, if that happens then is ok, I don't know why a woman must have a husband or be a virgin till he get married, that's must be her decision, of course respecting her body and her partners as well

Don't you think religion condemn sex too much? Is something natural, just like eat or breathe, maybe not vital but is natural, and is something someone must do once he or she is ready, and marriage not always means that. Sex must be done with love and can't be against any of both partners will. Is something beautiful, and that's what God see
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 04:23 AM

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I don't know if I get married, if that happens then is ok, I don't know why a woman must have a husband or be a virgin till he get married, that's must be her decision, of course respecting her body and her partners as well

Don't you think religion condemn sex too much? Is something natural, just like eat or breathe, maybe not vital but is natural, and is something someone must do once he or she is ready, and marriage not always means that. Sex must be done with love and can't be against any of both partners will. Is something beautiful, and that's what God see
You sound like a wetback whore. I'll bet you're a mary worshiper too.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 07:37 AM

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Don't you think religion condemn sex too much? Is something natural, just like eat or breathe, maybe not vital but is natural, and is something someone must do once he or she is ready, and marriage not always means that. Sex must be done with love and can't be against any of both partners will. Is something beautiful, and that's what God see
God helps us to understand the true situation. Sex urges are a punishment. It is for the man to respond appropriately.

Here is the punishment:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee KJV
Here is the God ordained response required from the man:
Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee KJV
It is because of sex that all children are born full of sin. And that sin is there because of Eve. Adam was also punished, primarily for paying attention to what the woman said:
Genesis 3:17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; KJV
Men "listening to" women is NOT in God's Plan For Salvation.
Satan is the originator of that idea.
We are told about correct relationships in The Bible.




We are to be frightened of our husbands:
I Peter 3:1-2 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands; that, if any obey not the word, they also may without the word be won by the conversation of the wives; While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear. KJV
We are to be subjugated:
I Timothy 2:11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. KJV
Why?
I Timothy 2:13-14 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. KJV



That is how much God loves us. He doesn't want us to go to HELL FOREVER but when when we come up with a different standard for "correct" behaviour between men and women, that is where we will finish up. It may be possible for an unmarried woman to get into Heaven. I don't have an opinion on that but The Pastoral Team will be able to advise you if you ask them.

God's standard is clear. I hope that is helpful.
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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 02:55 PM

^Amen to that, sister.


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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 03:49 PM

Are they talking about cooters? I glimpsed and scrolled down before my brain could take much in.

I understand you must be in great distress walking round with something vile in your pants at all times, but do we really need to be discussing this?



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 05:33 PM

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Are they talking about cooters? I glimpsed and scrolled down before my brain could take much in.

I understand you must be in great distress walking round with something vile in your pants at all times, but do we really need to be discussing this?

Certainly not Papist!! We don't live in Florida! and who would walk around with a Turtle in their pants?



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Default Re: It is important for a woman to be pure. - 02-20-2013, 06:51 PM

well these two would, I should think [link for information only]

Being English, Mr Papist is probably thinking of something else.
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