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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-12-2011, 09:47 PM

-Stops at traffic light when it go ambar or fresh red.

-Respect the new 110 espeed limit on freeways instead of go the usual 140+ like real man.

-Gets upset when they see me and my sister swiming in the beach and complain about how we are wearing white swimsuits what can go see-through when are wet - DON'T LOOK then old pervertido who no know how God maked a pretty girl.

-Likes cats.


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-12-2011, 10:35 PM

Drives a foriegn convertable.

Wears Spandex.

Watches the TV show " Ellen".

Admires Rosie O'Donnell.

Believes in "global warming".


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-12-2011, 10:44 PM

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Admires Rosie O'Donnell.
Amen to that. Anyone, regardless of their deviant sexual persuasion, that admires that no-talent brainless sow deserves a free ticket on the Hell Express. I've taught my three boys to clean their plates during meal times by using the scare tactic: "Boys, if you don't finish everything on your plate - food that the good Lord has provided for us - a certain fat piggy-wig that God hates will come and clean them for you."

Lets just say we have some proud members of the clean plate club in our family.


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-13-2011, 07:02 PM

I just thought of a few more tell-tale signs that a person is a raging queer!

Has a user name that adds only on ONE letter to the word FAGGOT

Smokes the marihuana.

Is a gay prostitute and claims he isn't one (anymore).

Uses words like 'avail'.

Whines like a little girl when True Christians™ tell him why God hates him.

Asks for awards he doesn't deserve.

Has been to jail and been raped by men.

Thinks tithing to a false Christian church makes him Saved.




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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-13-2011, 07:54 PM

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Glory! How many times as Pastor Zeke told us there is nothing more disgusting than a gay man pretending to be a straight Christian. What's Zeke's quote "Gays are so transparent. Do you seriously think any gay could be as heterosexual at Officer Bobby-Joe here?"



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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-14-2011, 03:23 AM

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Glory! How many times as Pastor Zeke told us there is nothing more disgusting than a gay man pretending to be a straight Christian. What's Zeke's quote "Gays are so transparent. Do you seriously think any gay could be as heterosexual at Officer Bobby-Joe here?"
I say that several times a week, if memory serves.

And it always does, praise Jesus.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-17-2011, 12:11 AM

Anyone that
- Plays/watches Soccer
- Uses a Mac or any other apple products
- Touches themselves too much
- Walks strange
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-17-2011, 12:32 AM

Im glad one of the christians here feels safe enough to come out of the closet as lesbian/gay/bisexual and put the rainbow pride flag in there avatars. Everyone should be commended 4 making this person feel safe and I hope now one will pick on him now, he's still part of your church. Actiully its when IT HITS CLOSE TO HOME like this is when most people open their eye and start taking it all in. You're in for a real ride as you let down the barriers of hate and make the new Christian Gay feel comfortable



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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-17-2011, 12:39 AM

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Im glad one of the christians here feels safe enough to come out of the closet as lesbian/gay/bisexual and put the rainbow pride flag in there avatars. Everyone should be commended 4 making this person feel safe and I hope now one will pick on him now, he's still part of your church. Actiully its when IT HITS CLOSE TO HOME like this is when most people open their eye and start taking it all in. You're in for a real ride as you let down the barriers of hate and make the new Christian Gay feel comfortable



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**sigh** Just because you homers decided to steal the rainbow, doesn't mean it isn't still a Christian symbol. I remember as a child being able to wear clothing with pretty rainbows on it. Now I wouldn't dare let my child out of the house wearing a rainbow because your type would rape her as soon as you spotted it.

Genesis 9:11-16 And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. And God said, This is the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth. And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud: And I will remember my covenant, which is between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh. And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.

Revelation 4:3 And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.

Revelation 10:1 And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven, clothed with a cloud: and a rainbow was upon his head, and his face was as it were the sun, and his feet as pillars of fire:



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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 07:12 AM

Question: How many of these are taken to heart? There are to many points for someone not to apply to them.

This from a personal view, a lot of the things I read seem to relate more closely to the redneck subculture. Though that too, contradicts the views in here.
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Question: How many of these are taken to heart? There are to many points for someone not to apply to them.
You're making no sense here. Are you a queer?

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This from a personal view, a lot of the things I read seem to relate more closely to the redneck subculture. Though that too, contradicts the views in here.
Give specific examples.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 10:09 AM

If someone drive car with manual transmission, he is almost always gay

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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 10:35 AM

You can also recognize a gay person if he's/she's actually holding hands or kissing a person of the same gender.

That's maybe the only good reason to believe that person is gay.

A feminized person does not mean he's gay.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 10:38 AM

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A feminized person does not mean he's gay.
Of course not. Every man who doesn't behave like a real man is gay.


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 11:47 AM

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Of course not. Every man who doesn't behave like a real man is gay.
'Behaving like a real man'?

The image of a 'real man' is very subjective, everyone is his own ideal, you can't expect that everyone behaves like you.

And do you actually really know what gay is?

It means they are sexually attracted to someone of the same gender, I sob't think that 'listening to a parcticular music' or 'wearing some hat' makes you want to have sex with someone of the same gender.

That simply being ridiculous making such claims.
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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 11:57 AM

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The image of a 'real man' is very subjective
Not to real men.

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And do you actually really know what gay is?
Yes: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 12:00 PM

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You can also recognize a gay person if he's/she's actually holding hands or kissing a person of the same gender.
Hey, wait a minute, sunshine.

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Are you implying that the greatest President in America's history is some sort of gayboy?


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 04:27 PM

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Hey, wait a minute, sunshine.
Are you implying that the greatest President in America's history is some sort of gayboy?
Obviously it's the gay mooslim who is taking advantage of the Presidents kindness!


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Default Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual - 05-26-2011, 06:10 PM

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'Behaving like a real man'?

The image of a 'real man' is very subjective, everyone is his own ideal, you can't expect that everyone behaves like you.

And do you actually really know what gay is?

It means they are sexually attracted to someone of the same gender, I sob't think that 'listening to a parcticular music' or 'wearing some hat' makes you want to have sex with someone of the same gender.

That simply being ridiculous making such claims.
How hard is this to understand?
  1. I am a man
  2. I am NOT gay
  3. Logically any man who doesn't behave like me IS gay.
Only someone who IS gay would argue against this.



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