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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 05:48 AM

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If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.
Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:28 AM

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If he does housework and wants to carry a baby in his gut, how does that make him a normal man? I mean come on.

Your guy is a sissy, and you turned him into one. I bet he likes to wear your frilly underthings too.
My theory on housework is simple, you make the mess, you pick it up. Not even going to comment on the second part of your message...

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Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.
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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:47 AM

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Is there something wrong with pants? I like them
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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 07:10 AM

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Well, I'm glad you're not entirely lost. I'm sure they suit you more than the skirts you usually wear.
I don't cross-dress (unless you count girl's jeans... doesn't really count.) I'd never wear a skirt or proper female attire like that, it's not who I am.

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 04:44 PM

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No. He doesn't mind doing housework or cooking or gardening, and I don't mind doing more traditionally masculine things. It's a trade off.
In other words, he lays on his stomach, and you wear the strap-on. You disgust me.

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I don't cross-dress (unless you count girl's jeans... doesn't really count.) I'd never wear a skirt or shit like that, it's not who I am.
girl's jeans -- is that anything like men's pantyhose? Call it whatever you want -- if you are a woman and aren't wearing a dress that covers you ankles, you are a cross-dressing pervert.

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:03 PM

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Case closed!
It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:22 PM

Listen here you vile slant eyed gook. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:41 PM

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Listen here you vile slant eyed geek. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.

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I was making a point on why I wear pants. It's a legitimate reason. And why does everyone assume that I have a sideways cooter? I don't get that. Oh well. And I'm trying to explain that all your "Good true christan Wife" explanations, are bull. Oh well. I'm done. Keep getting abused by your husbands. I'll stick with my wonderful relationship.
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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-03-2007, 06:46 PM

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girl's jeans -- is that anything like men's pantyhose? Call it whatever you want -- if you are a woman and aren't wearing a dress that covers you ankles, you are a cross-dressing pervert.

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It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
Quite agreeable logic.

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Listen here you vile slant eyed geek. This thread is about HOW TO BE A GOOD TRUE CHRISTIAN WIFE! Not about your sideway cooter. I'll thank you to refrain talking about your disgusting nether regions.

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She shouldn't have had to defend wearing pants >_>
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It gets really really, cold here. Therefore it's not practical to wear skirts. Especially during winter. I don't want my lady parts getting all icy. I mean seriously, why freeze your cooter off, when you can keep it nice and toasty wearing pants. I do wear skirts when the weather allows though. They way they flow is so wonderful. But on the serious side, Lady parts + 30 degree weather +Knee length skirt = Hospital Visit. Embarrassing as hell too.
Listen, Hillary, if you're going to insist on dressing like a wanton trollop, of course you're going to freeze! Only whores wear skirts as high as their knees.
Women since the beginning of time 6000 years ago have been able to survive the most bitter of winters without resorting to lesbimenism and pretending to be men by wearing trousers! I live in Iowa, and I've been able to get through winter just fine in my ankle-length dresses, thank you very much.


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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-05-2007, 05:07 PM

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Ever heard of spitting the work? I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for the past year, and we simply spit the work
Just like you spit in Jesus' face.
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I meant splitting. My keyboard's all messed up cause of my little cousin... She spilled juice on it.
Her bodily juices, no doubt. Horrible chinks.
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I'm sure it's juice, I was there.
What I mean is that, in the relationship I'm in with my boyfriend right now, we split the work. He does some, I do some. And he's never "put me in my place" or anything like that. He knows that if he ever tries to lay a finger on me in a malevolent way, he's going home severely injured. Our relationship is 50/50, like any normal relationship should be.
Does it not get frustrating having a fag for a boyfriend?
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Stop being so idiotic. I used to help my Ex-Girlfriend with housework all the time, and that didn't make me less of a man. If anything, it showed her that I respected her enough not to be Sexist and force her to do these things.
And then she dumped you for a real man. What does that teach you?
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My theory on housework is equally simple: tell a woman to clean it up.
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She shouldn't have had to defend wearing pants >_>
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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-05-2007, 11:28 PM

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Just like you spit in Jesus' face.

Her bodily juices, no doubt. Horrible chinks.

Does it not get frustrating having a fag for a boyfriend?

And then she dumped you for a real man. What does that teach you?

My theory on housework is equally simple: tell a woman to clean it up.

Yes, because she shouldn't be wearing them in the first place!
You guys have disgusting minds, you always think of something super gross. Seriously. And gay boy... with girlfriend... NO COMPRENDE!

Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants? Makes no sense...
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Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants? Makes no sense...
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.


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You guys have disgusting minds, you always think of something super gross. Seriously. And gay boy... with girlfriend... NO COMPRENDE!

We don't understand what he sees in her either, but we don't have to resort to ungodly Mehijixican to get our point across. If she wasn't a chink, and actually looked like a woman, he probably wouldn't be interested.
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Also, women are not subservient, they are EQUAL, so why the hell should they have to do all of the housework or not be able to wear pants?
Same reason as they're not able to urinate standing up, go 31 days without bleeding from their sinful parts, get paid at the same rates, or walk alone after dark without worrying about being sexually assaulted: because GOD made it that way.


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Angry Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-06-2007, 05:01 AM

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If she wasn't a chink, and actually looked like a woman, he probably wouldn't be interested.
For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-06-2007, 01:28 PM

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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
But you are some kind of slant, right? So what are you whining about?

We are against the mongrelization of the races by the way. Jesus hates that too.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: How to be a Good True Christian™ Wife - 09-06-2007, 02:04 PM

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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
Well, that explains why you look like a man..
It's impossible to tell most darkie women from darkie men.
Or one from the other for that matter.. Basically, you all look the same.


If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13

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For the last time, I am not Chinese!!!!
My mother is from Senegal! She's African!!!
My father is mixed Japanese and White!
So shut your face, you idiot.
Sorry if I offended your Chinee sensibilities. Should I offer to perform a tea ceremony to make it up to you? Just as long as you don't try a kamikaze attack on our church or anything.


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