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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
08-09-2008, 05:46 PM
I get so sick of everything going back to women. Oh, THIS is so degrading to women, THAT is so insulting to women, wah, wah, wah.
I'll tell you what is degrading, and that's having to bend over in the lake of fire to receive Lucifer's barbed tallywacker up your rear end.
The Bible clearly outlines the woman's place in this world, and as the heads of our households, it's the job of us men to see to it that the women stay put. They are too weak to help themselves, so we must treat them as though they were children (the way CHRIST treats us) so that they may be pure.
Because we are saved, it would not be a pleasurable act to watch another man's wife or daughter strutting about mostly naked in an iron chastity belt. It would be a repulsive sight, but because this forum is populated with selfless, upright men, it is a sacrafice they are willing to make.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
08-09-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Heidi Arrugila
I understand what your saying and have no hard feelings about the impending charges.
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Impending charges? Do you think I'm going to send you a bill for reading your inane posts? If that's the case, I read everything you wrote.
Not a bad idea, sinner. Jesus is pleased with you.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
10-25-2008, 08:11 PM
hahaha! oh what could be next with you crazy sexist people, women getting collars around there neck so they can never leave the kitchen! hardy hardy
No but seriosly, you guys have got to lighten up.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
03-03-2009, 08:18 PM
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Originally Posted by stormatree
hahaha! oh what could be next with you crazy sexist people, women getting collars around there neck so they can never leave the kitchen! hardy hardy
No but seriosly, you guys have got to lighten up.
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I wear a collar and enjoy every minute of it. I actually don't like it when I can't be wearing his collar (like when I'm at work in the office).
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
03-03-2009, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by confedchick
I wear a collar and enjoy every minute of it. I actually don't like it when I can't be wearing his collar (like when I'm at work in the office).
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What's wrong with wearing your Purity Necklace at work?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-14-2009, 01:24 AM
Thats cruel and your gonna go to hell for it!!!!
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-20-2009, 09:07 PM
How do they use the toilet?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-20-2009, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Sixtha
How do they use the toilet?
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Sitting down.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-20-2009, 10:22 PM
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Sitting down.
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It doesn't get dirty?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-20-2009, 10:27 PM
How should I know? Do you think I look down there?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-20-2009, 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
How should I know? Do you think I look down there?
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A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-21-2009, 12:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Sixtha
A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?
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What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
04-21-2009, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?
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That's exactly my point!
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-21-2010, 03:18 AM
I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!
You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-21-2010, 03:51 AM
Who is this guy who you think is your husband? It's not the lead singer of My Chemical Romance, is it?
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-21-2010, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Realword420
I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!
You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
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Dear feminazi dope pusher;
This is the MEN'S ONLY section of the forum, and you are not allowed to post or read here.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
And kindly stop bellyaching about your petty problems. If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-21-2010, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by UnRealword
There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
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1. He does exist.
2. The Bible explains God's Word in great detail. Read it.
3. No one is interested in your immoral atheist drivel.
I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-30-2010, 04:30 AM
Anyone who keeps a woman in a chastity belt should get neutered FAST.
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-30-2010, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted by TheLegitMan
Anyone who keeps a woman in a chastity belt should get neutered FAST.
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Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?
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Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt? -
01-30-2010, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?
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Yeah, it's in the Book of Sexual Acts Chapter 69, Verse 69:
"Vaginas are really cool."
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