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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-14-2006, 12:29 AM
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Plus they don't measure age the same way we do in the bible. For example you have people who are hundreds of years old according to that but are probably 50 maximum since they wouldn't have been able to live longer than that with such poor hygeine.
It's always fun to pick out the illogical side of religion, and also the hypocrasy. The bible never says one thing and sticks to it. They say love thy neighbour yet you should kick a man for killing your yak or something to that effect. I don't think I'll ever understand religion.
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With God, all things are possible. If the Bible says that some folks lived to be hundreds of years old back in the day, then by God they did. Who are you to doubt God's plan?
The Bible is 100% consistent and easy to follow....IF you are saved©. If not, then you cannot possibly grasp even the simplest verses.
John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
Jesus can even save a wad of unsaved scum like you, boy. Better get on your knees and beg.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-14-2006, 12:33 AM
Ok so basically you just blamed everything on my Father, which means I have nothing to repent because it's my Father's fault. He's a murderer and a lier according to that quote which means I definantly shouldn't believe any of this because he tells me this stuff. Hah, you dug yoursef a hole.
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12-14-2006, 12:36 AM
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Eating a cat is at lot less disgusting than what you wickers and your "kiss of shame" do to them.
That and Lo Hong told me himself the word on his menue is "little tiger". You see, nothing to do with cats.
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You know tigers are just big cats right? And that menu doesn't have an e on the end.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-14-2006, 12:55 AM
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Ok so basically you just blamed everything on my Father, which means I have nothing to repent because it's my Father's fault. He's a murderer and a lier according to that quote which means I definantly shouldn't believe any of this because he tells me this stuff. Hah, you dug yoursef a hole.
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No son, you are jumping to conclusions again. The demons in your head are strong.
Everything good is thanks to Jesus. Everything bad is because of your corrupt, vile, sinful nature. You don't deserve to live, yet Jesus continues to allow you to live.
This has nothing to do with your daddy, who you seem to be obsessed with. The verse I quoted from the Holy Bible is not about blaming your father, although it seems pretty clear to me that he didn't beat you enough. Is he serving time in prison for the murder you say he committed?
If YOU get on your knees and beg Jesus to take over, with an open heart, and then you hit the Paypal button and start Tithing, you will be Saved™ , guaranteed by God Himself.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-14-2006, 12:59 AM
I was going by what you were saying, the quote... never mind. I'm not gving my money to anyone, I used to keep any money given to me that was for the church, furthermore I don't beg.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-15-2006, 01:55 PM
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Well aren't I lucky only Rachael's seen my tongue then. I don't care how old the earth is but where in the bible does it say the exact words: God created the earth 6000 years ago. If it doesn't say that in plain English then how can you believe it? I also have another question, why is slipping my tongue out so bad? It's a nicely toned muscle, it gets a lot of work.
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Dammit boy, read your Bible! The earth was created in 3987 BC and that's all there is to it!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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12-23-2006, 08:27 PM
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Sorry that's just so funny. HAHAHAHAHA How can the earth have been created in 3987 BC? I mean really! The system of time is man made, you do understand that don't you. The earth would have had to be created in the year 0. The very first Earth year. It's like when you're born you are not years old so the Earth must have been created in the year 0. Wow, that really made my day, I needed a good laugh . Thanks bro.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-23-2006, 10:20 PM
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You simply go back 3987 years from the Birth of Christ and that is when the earth was created. It was created in 3987 BC. About 6000 years ago.
What year were you born in? 1989? Or should we say that you were born in the year 0?
BC means that you count the years backwards from the birth of Christ. You can measure anything in the past on this scale. What could be more senseless than saying that the earth was created in the first earth year? The first earth year was 3987 BC. Secular scientists say that it was billions of years BC, but they are wrong.
Your reasoning is quite odd.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-23-2006, 10:46 PM
Do you not realise how illogical that is though? The first earth year would be the year 0, then year 1 year 2 etc until you reach however many years BC and start again at 0 AD after Jesus died or was born or however that works out.
Saying the world was created at such a random year isn't logical because man created the system of time. Logic dictates that at the begining of time it was the first day of the first year. What had happened those first three thousand years? It's just illogical.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-23-2006, 11:09 PM
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Do you not realise how illogical that is though? The first earth year would be the year 0, then year 1 year 2 etc until you reach however many years BC and start again at 0 AD after Jesus died or was born or however that works out.
Saying the world was created at such a random year isn't logical because man created the system of time. Logic dictates that at the begining of time it was the first day of the first year. What had happened those first three thousand years? It's just illogical.
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LOGIC? Who said God always does what is "logical", let alone humans? We are not logical creatures. If we were then everybody would follow God and there would be no need for war, etc.
The year was not chosen at random, it is figured from the Holy KJV 1611 Bible, the Word of God. God made the Earth and wrote down how and when in the Bible and who better to know how long ago it was created than the Creator?
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12-23-2006, 11:22 PM
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*raises hand* I'm logical. I can't function without logic which is why I'm not religious. If there were a god and there was a devil there would have to be a third player. No religion is based in logic, not even scientology is logical and by definition it really should be.
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I disagree, I think war is perfectly logical. People go to war because they're aggressive and territorial. It's completely logical. Even people who disagree with war have the basic instinct to protect what's theirs, if someone broke into your house you would do whatever it took to get them out whether you believe in violence or not. It's human nature, it's the way people deal with conflict. I believe humans are very logical.
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The year was not chosen at random, it is figured from the Holy KJV 1611 Bible, the Word of God. God made the Earth and wrote down how and when in the Bible and who better to know how long ago it was created than the Creator?
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I'm sorry but I can't accept that. I don't understand it. I'm not being stupid or immature or anything. I truely don't understand how you can base your existance on something that was wirtten by men. I realise you believe god wrote it and who am i to say otherwise but I mean I could write a bible. People make up religions all the time and persuade others to pay them money to join it. I don't see how Christianity is any different. I'm sorry if that offends anyone but that's how I feel.
EDIT: >_< Sorry for the typos if anyone read it before I edited it. My spelling has gone down hill, I'm a little annoyed about some stuff and it's ruining my ability to write accurately.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-24-2006, 02:43 AM
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Do you not realise how illogical that is though? The first earth year would be the year 0, then year 1 year 2 etc until you reach however many years BC and start again at 0 AD after Jesus died or was born or however that works out.
Saying the world was created at such a random year isn't logical because man created the system of time. Logic dictates that at the begining of time it was the first day of the first year. What had happened those first three thousand years? It's just illogical.
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What on earth do you mean by "until you reach so many years BC?
We are discussing how long ago the earth was created. There is simply nothing illogical about it at all. If it was created 6000 years ago then it was created about 3987 BC. That is not illogical at all. If it was created billions of years ago, it would be created billions of years ago BC.
What on earth does saying that it is created in the year 0 tell us? Now that is funny, because it's meaningless and gives us no idea at all of when it actually was created. When was the year 0? I'll tell you. It was about 6000 years ago or 3987 BC. There is nothing random about it. Ask your big brother or teacher or daddy. They'll explain.
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Re: A question for Wickers -
12-24-2006, 03:14 AM
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*raises hand* I'm logical.
No, you aren't. You cannot even grasp the concept of logic boy. Your brain is probably full of holes from sniffing glue or smoking crack. If you were a logical person, you would have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour by now.
But I'm glad that you are raising your hand before you speak. That shows that you acknowledge the pastors here as your superiors.
I'm sorry but I can't accept that. I don't understand it. I'm not being stupid or immature or anything. I truely don't understand how you can base your existance on something that was wirtten by men. I realise you believe god wrote it and who am i to say otherwise but I mean I could write a bible. People make up religions all the time and persuade others to pay them money to join it. I don't see how Christianity is any different. I'm sorry if that offends anyone but that's how I feel.
Your ignorance does not offend us, so long as you are respectful to Jesus and the True Christians™ here, no one will be offended.
You claim to be a logical kid, yet you reject God. You reject anything "written by men", but where do you think the concept of logic comes from? And you reject the Holy Bible as written by men, when the Bible was dictated by God Himself. HERE is a simple explanation that even a kid like you might be able to understand.
EDIT: >_< Sorry for the typos if anyone read it before I edited it. My spelling has gone down hill, I'm a little annoyed about some stuff and it's ruining my ability to write accurately.
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Jesus has revealed to me that the reason you are annoyed is that the demons in you are throwing a tantrum because you are hearing God's Word for the first time in your miserable life. Keep up the good work, boy! The next step might me to stop being a homer sissyboy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-24-2006, 03:17 AM
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*raises hand* I'm logical. I can't function without logic which is why I'm not religious. If there were a god and there was a devil there would have to be a third player.
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Oh. You mean like in chess?
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12-24-2006, 09:24 AM
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Oh. You mean like in chess?
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What I meant was you can't just have good adn evil because it's not that black and white. You have to have the middle man, someone who's neither good nor bad. The third player, the observer. The keeper of balance.
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12-24-2006, 01:45 PM
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I disagree, I think war is perfectly logical. People go to war because they're aggressive and territorial. It's completely logical.
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So going off to fight and be killed by a complete stranger in the name of Allah or the Fatherland is more logical than sitting around at home eating cookies and preaching the Word of God to misled Catlick schoolgirls? You have a very queer conception of logic, my friend.
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You have to have the middle man, someone who's neither good nor bad. The third player, the observer. The keeper of balance.
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So you can't have a balance between two things, but you can have one between three? You really should accept Christ, because secular "logic" really isn't working out for you.
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12-24-2006, 04:37 PM
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So you can't have a balance between two things, but you can have one between three? You really should accept Christ, because secular "logic" really isn't working out for you.
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That's not what I said, it's like you have a log and the very center of the log is placed on a rock, on either side of the log you have an equal amount of weight. If you out ways the other the log will fall and break so someone has to make sure that the weights stay equal. Is that more clear? It's not something that affects the outcome becuase it's not a part of the structure but it holds everything together becuase it sees through uncorrupted eyes. It doesn't see good or evil but it see balance.
I don't expect you to understand.
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12-24-2006, 04:48 PM
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What I meant was you can't just have good adn evil because it's not that black and white. You have to have the middle man, someone who's neither good nor bad. The third player, the observer. The keeper of balance.
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Why were there be such a thing? God Himself alone created the universe and in it. That means there can not be a power even equal to Him much less greater. On of the reasons Satan is so evil is Satan knows what he does is futile, that God can always undo what ever Satan does. In other words Satan's evil is for the pure maliciousness of it, like a child having a temper tantrum
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12-24-2006, 05:02 PM
I told you, you wouldn't understand. If there was just good and evil adn good was as powerful as you say it is then the whole world would be consumed by it and vice versa. Which implies that there is a third being something that can't touch reality but lingers there. Perhaps it's your conscience, maybe it's something else but it's there.
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12-24-2006, 05:11 PM
Sirs, Demon ACLUtard:
Do you really expect our Godly Pastors to accept "wisdom" from Adolf-Hitler-peering-over-his-sunglasses-and-then-his-avatar-turns-this-real-Homer!istic-PINKY COLOR?!!
Other than that, Jesus Loves You and I don't think you're half-Bad myself.
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