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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-16-2014, 07:57 PM
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How many people did survive?
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Only Noah, his sons, and his daughters in law (Genesis 7:7).
(Apparently, Noah's daughters didn't make it.).
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-16-2014, 08:06 PM
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Only Noah, his sons, and his daughters in law (Genesis 7:7).
(Apparently, Noah's daughters didn't make it.).
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Why only them? Why were them so special?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-16-2014, 08:09 PM
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Why only them? Why were them so special?
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Read about it yourself!
Start here: Genesis chapter Five
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-16-2014, 09:38 PM
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Why only them? Why were them so special?
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Dearest Sister Mary, I don't think that our mentally challenged friend has the abilities necessary to pick up, read, and process such a thick book without illustrations like the Holy Bible.
So I'll spell it out for him, again:
Genesis 6:5-10
5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
9 These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.
10 And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
02-16-2014, 10:45 PM
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Dearest Sister Mary, I don't think that our mentally challenged friend has the abilities necessary to pick up, read, and process such a thick book without illustrations like the Holy Bible.
So I'll spell it out for him, againR=DarkRed]10 And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.[/COLOR]
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My dear sister in Christ, I pray these unsaved Estonian trash can eventually recognize God's Glory as it shines through your patience.
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 01:53 PM
I feel like I need to correct some things in this thread.
I don't know why God would hate Sweden.
But as a Swedish christian, I would disagree.
#1) post 1 ( posted by @Cranky Old Man )
The flag, is the Danish flag, not the Swedish.
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#2) The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices.
- Actually, Astrid Lindgren is a Swedish author.
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#3) Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. - This statement is false.
Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. - This statement is also false.
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#4) Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies.
- This statement is false.
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#5) IKEA's police forces.
- IKEA does not have police forces.
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#6) SAAB sure is a crappy car, but: "This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden."
- False, the Swedish speed limits is among the highest speed limits in the world.
At motorways the maximum speed allowed is approx 100 mph.
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03-17-2014, 02:02 PM
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- False, the Swedish speed limits is among the highest speed limits in the world.
At motorways the maximum speed allowed is approx 100 mph.
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I think you have never been in Sweden, but do tell us where in Sweden you can drive 160 km/h as per speed limit.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 02:17 PM
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I think you have never been in Sweden, but do tell us where in Sweden you can drive 160 km/h as per speed limit.
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My apologies, what I meant was 100 KMH, not mph. Thank you for correcting my error.
And actually, I am Swedish, and drive daily on the Swedish motorways.
Speed limits on motorways depends, mostly 100 - 110 KMH up to 120 on some roads.
120 kmh = 75 mph
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03-17-2014, 02:30 PM
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My apologies, what I meant was 100 KMH, not mph. Thank you for correcting my error.
And actually, I am Swedish, and drive daily on the Swedish motorways.
Speed limits on motorways depends, mostly 100 - 110 KMH up to 120 on some roads.
120 kmh = 75 mph
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No, on motorways speed limit in Sweden is either 90 km/h or 110 km/h.
That means 55 mph or 68 mph. One of the lowest limits in the world.
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03-17-2014, 05:30 PM
Before you decide to post the ten reasons Whyred god hates Sweden you bettet straighten up the facts.
1. The flag at the top is Denmarks flag.
2. The author Astrid Lindgren is not danish she's swedish.
3. Of course Sweden is the only country to have Mr Gay Sweden competitions, as USA is the only country to have Mr Gay USA competitons and so on for many countries in the world. It would kind of stupid if Sweden Held a Mr Great Britain competition, don't you think?
4. The global AIDS "pandemic as you call originated in your west coast city of San Fransisco(who by the way have more gay Peppe than Sweden, Denmark and Norway combined)
5. You're saying Sweden practiced eugenics until 1971! That is also a lie. Which country in the world lets their native population live in reservations?
6. Sweden doesn't have any suicide clinics.
7. SAAB was previously owned by GM who drained SAAB financially. SAAB was/is
not owned by a dutch nail factory, it was owned by dutch sportscar producer(Spyker). Our speed limits are about the same you have in the states.
I will not even respond to the rest because it is so redicilous.
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03-17-2014, 05:38 PM
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I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
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Since it's a Swiss army knife and has nothing to do with Sweden I think you should keep it. When will you americans learn the diffrence between Sweden and Switzerland?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 05:46 PM
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I agree completely. Of all the God-hating countries in northern Europe, Sweden is by far the worst. The only country that even comes close in dogmatism is Russia.
In Sweden, they celebrate the new year with human sacrifice and bestiality. While it is true that about 80% of the Swedes belong to the church, the actions of those people tell whole other stories. According to several studies, the 2% of the Swedes that actually attend church, only go there to get drunk, masturbate and have Satanic orgies. The other 78% are busy hating God and trolling the internet. In fact, there will probably be several Swedes in this very thread saying that what you're saying is not true. They'll go to ridiculous lengths to get their false point across.
Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."
God teaches us to be wary of these people.
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Where and when were you told that in Sweden we celebrate new year with sacrifice and bestiality? I've lived in Sweden for 44 years and I have neither witnessed nor heard anything about sacrifice or bestiality.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 05:49 PM
Hi Jane, and welcome to our forums! You seem awfully upset, and so I wonder if maybe you're just feeling, well... under the weather. Is it that time of the month for you?
Anyway, I noticed you didn't use any scripture to support your opinion. That's important dear, if you want anyone to take you seriously. if you’d be so kind as to introduce yourself, we’d love to greet you properly. Make an Introduction for yourself here. Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to find Jesus in your violently neo-pagan country. For your convenience, you can read this primer for noobs. If you'd like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scripture in which the LORD says it first. Please be courteous and mind your manners. If you find something offends you, refer to this helpful essay for advice. Professor Enobarbus explains Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum.
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 06:53 PM
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I've lived in Sweden for 44 years and I have neither witnessed nor heard anything about sacrifice or bestiality.
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Oh please, I've seen with my own eyes how you eskimos celebrate with different rituals. Here's for example a picture of traditional eskimo midsummer ritual of sacrificial burning of Moomin Idol.
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These rituals are based on actual pagan ways that are still in practice among the the most savage Eskimos.
Here you see the picture of traditional burning of Moomin idol at the eve of the Midsummer.
Leviticus 26:1 [I]Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.
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You seem awfully upset, and so I wonder if maybe you're just feeling, well... under the weather. Is it that time of the month for you?
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 07:56 PM
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Oh please, I've seen with my own eyes how you eskimos celebrate with different rituals. Here's for example a picture of traditional eskimo midsummer ritual of sacrificial burning of Moomin Idol.
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Those Norwegians even wrote a book about that satanic event and a made a movie about it as well, for children
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 09:38 PM
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straighten up the facts ... You're saying Sweden practiced eugenics ...
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Yes, that is indeed a fact. That all Swedes are liars about this doesn't change the facts.
"The scientific reputation of eugenics started to decline in the 1930s, a time when Ernst Rüdin used eugenics as a justification for the racial policies of Nazi Germany. Nevertheless, in Sweden the eugenics program continued until 1975."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
So please be the first Swede to stop lying and admit what the rest of the world already knows. In Sweden the eugenics program continued until 1975. Which makes the Swedes horrible people who will all burn in Hell. Nazi Germany stopped with eugenics when the Americans liberated Europe. The Swedes continued with it until 1975!!!
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Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN! -
03-17-2014, 09:46 PM
The only good thing with the Swedish eugenics was that they sterilized homers and dykes (and a few uppity negros) so that they could not have any children!
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03-18-2014, 12:50 AM
I like how you people bring up all these 'valid' points to claim God hates Sweden. Laughable.
That's a danish flag. Go do proper research next time before claiming stuff. Especially when the first thing you in the thread is the flag. And it's not even the correct one. Terrible.
Beastiality rituals... like what the piffle? Unreal and ignorant statement.
I didn't know some Americans were so delusional and ignorant, but you prove me wrong. I read some posts in here and I'm entirely disgusted and shocked. There are even posts that actually scare me.
You come off as a group of brainwashed cultists.
Hope to god I'll never have the pleasure to run into anyone of you in real life.
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03-18-2014, 02:18 AM
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Why only them? Why were them so special?
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They were without sin. Hebrews 11:7 "By faith Noah, being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith."
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03-18-2014, 02:20 AM
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I like how you people bring up all these 'valid' points to claim God hates Sweden. Laughable.
That's a danish flag. Go do proper research next time before claiming stuff. Especially when the first thing you in the thread is the flag. And it's not even the correct one. Terrible.
Beastiality rituals... like what the piffle? Unreal and ignorant statement.
I didn't know some Americans were so delusional and ignorant, but you prove me wrong. I read some posts in here and I'm entirely disgusted and shocked. There are even posts that actually scare me.
You come off as a group of brainwashed cultists.
Hope to god I'll never have the pleasure to run into anyone of you in real life.
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Where is your introduction thread? Why do you hate Baby Jesus? We are NOT ignorant friend. We are enlightened.
Psalms 18:28 "For thou wilt light my candle: the LORD my God will enlighten my darkness."
Psalms 19:8 "The statutes of the LORD are right, rejoicing the heart: the commandment of the LORD is pure, enlightening the eyes."
Psalms 97:4 "His lightnings enlightened the world: the earth saw, and trembled."
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