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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:27 PM

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I can see you have a reading comprehension problem as well. One M-O-R-E time real slow. Go to the Introduction Forum and start a thread. Are all Danes retarded?
hi James Dewitt sry im not so good in english and no Danes are not retarded they are Danes (in danish retarded = my mother)
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:40 PM

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hi James Dewitt sry im not so good in english....a lot of retarded nonsense
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Always, ALWAYS homeschool my own kids to avoid the school making them retarded like most Danish people are.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:47 PM

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Always, ALWAYS homeschool my own kids to avoid the school making them retarded like most Danish people are.
but DenmarkianLady are u not dane?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:53 PM

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but DenmarkianLady are u not dane?
Still having problems reading and understanding I see. Introduction Forum?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:54 PM

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but DenmarkianLady are u not dane?
Yes, but I found the path towards Salvation© years ago.

Praise the Lord and praise Landover for reaching out and taking me and my family under their loving wings!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 03:59 PM

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Yes, but I found the path towards Salvation© years ago.

Praise the Lord and praise Landover for reaching out and taking me and my family under their loving wings!
ok then how did u get under the wings?
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ok then how did u get under the wings?
She went to the Introduction Forum and started a thread!
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 06:36 PM

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I can see you have a reading comprehension problem as well. One M-O-R-E time real slow. Go to the Introduction Forum and start a thread. Are all Danes retarded?
No but it seems that Americans and users of this site is pretty much mentally retarded.
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No but it seems that Americans and users of this site is pretty much mentally retarded.
Again, you are simply attempting to pick a fight without offering any specifics. Yeah, I get it. You're an angry teenager.

Do you have anything better to say before you get banned?


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No but it seems that Americans and users of this site is pretty much mentally retarded.
I think you meant "are retarded".


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 06:46 PM

hey can I get an award that says real dane?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 07:52 PM

In the beginning I was so angry after reading this thread. In fact I was outraged!!

Then I thought, I'll have to try to reason with these people, and so here I write you again, out of a calmer and sincere heart. I have no beef to settle here, other than trying to make some of you open your eyes a little bit.

I would consider it brave and fair that you post this letter for your community to read. If you do not tolerate being "spoken back to", then by all means dump me in the trash.

You should know beforehand though, that I have a genuine wish to bridge the gap, and extend a hand to you all.

I must admit I am shocked by the level of mis-informed hatred and stupidity that dominates this thread.

Danish equals mentally retarded? What kind of people would write something like that?! Surely not people of God who, presumeably, have an even greater stake in being tolerant towards people - how else to win anyone over to your religion? By threat of damnation?! Nice!

By generalising as you do in this thread, and by making these absurd, perverse and demented statements about an entire nation, you do yourselves no good at all.

Denmark is one of the very few countries in this world, who are standing by the USA in the fight against terrorism - just today two of our soldiers fell in Afghanistan, victims of yet another roadside bomb. Our casualty rate equals yours, but thanks anyway.

It would suit you to bear in mind, that illiteracy is a far larger issue in the
US, than it is in Denmark. That would never cause someone like me to accuse every American of being dim-witted.

It might even raise your membership numbers, if you gave up on that unhealthy fixation you have on sodomy - the very word seeping into so much of what you guys write. I makes you comes across as victims of childhood abuse who have problems thinking about much else.

What does sodomy and religion have to do with each other?!

In Europe, as in most of the Unites States of America, it is widely recognized that the babtist church community is more than a little rabiate.

At best you come across as hostile on the same level as say.. Taleban, or Al Queda. At worst you come across as a bunch of demented loons, whom we'd would probably be better off locking away somewhere far away.

8 reasons God hates Denmark.. Really, you guys.. I think the world can come up with 800 reasons why God hates America, without having to resort to the kind of senseless squibble displayed on these pages of yours.

Genocide on the indigenous population
Slavery
The Nuclear bomb
Vietnam
Latin America
Iraq
The simple fact that you guys are consuming appr. 50% of all globaly available rescources
Diamond-studded rims on your cars

Just to give a few concrete examples.

But of course, it's much more vital to rant nonsensically about HC Anderson, who - to your enlightenment - was actually not a child molester.

He may have been gay, and I suppose in your community that amounts to the same thing, but no suffiecient proof of this has ever been found, and in the end it is inconsequential whatever his sexual orientation might have been. What bearing could that possibly have on anything?

Personally I do not believe in (any) God. I do not dispute Gods for a fact - I simply recognize that there is more to the world than I may be able to percieve, and so I keep my mind open. Call me an agnostic.

What I do belive, however, is that you should be very very cautious around people who claim to know the truth about... well, anything really..

Because they invairably dont. There are so many variants of the Christian faith, and I wish to respect them all - or at least the ones who will respect me back. It is interesting to observe each division forge ahead like theirs is the only thruth. They all go by their specific interpretation of the Bible, and they are all blind to anything but their own specifics.

It resounds with hollowness when some such people start ranting about how those who do not share their exact opinion of how things are, will be killed an tortured in Hell and so on and so forth.

This is the rant of fundamentalists, and we hear it from all parts of the world. Fundamental muslims preaching death to the infidels. fundamental Christians preaching death - even to other Christians, who worship the same God as you do, albeit in different ways.

It seems not very neighbourly of you.

Oh well. I'm probably speaking to no avail, and I doubt you would even post this response.

However let me finish this, by assuring each and every one of you that God does indeed not Hate Denmark. Quite the contrary.

We have an exellent welfare system here that looks after even the weakest in our society. We have free medical treatment for everyone, rich and poor. We have free and fair trade, and our stocks are soaring. We're by comparison far the happiest western society, and we have equal rights for everyone, regardless of color, race, sexual orientation and creed. We have a national church that is open to everyone who wishes to embrace God.
Our air is clean, our land is fair, and our people are strong and well educated - much more so than citizens in the US. We have no guns, and therefore very few killings - also extremely unlike the US, who has a sad history of domestic related killing rates that runs in 5 figures. In fact, even the weather here is mild and largely pleasant. We have no hurricanes and no twisters, and floodings are rare, and moderate. We pay high taxes, but we also have high income, and we pay our taxes happily knowing that this ensures no one is left behind.

Our government is a paliament, democratically elected, and everyone can run for office - not just the filthy rich.

It is not us who are "punished" by storms and floodings and the like.. It was not us who was attacked on 9/11. It was not Denmark who was the victims of the two largest oil spills in history. It was not our President who had a BJ in the Oval Office. It was not our President who lead the world to war in the middle east on falsified information about weapons of mass destruction, so you tell me who God hates?

I seems to me, that - provided of course there is a God, in the sense that y'all seems to be convinced there is - that such a God would never be hateful. As I child I was taught that God is forgiving. I do however suspect that he'd hate all the fools who think themselves clever enough to understand his intentions and workings... I believe these things are not for man to know. At least not yet.

So, here I am - writing to you all from Denmark. I am not a sodomist. I have never been sodomized. I was raised by loving and loyal parents. I wish no harm to anyone. I wish enlightenment for everyone - not religious enlightenment, but simply for everyone to open their eyes and grasp the fact that we're all in the same boat together.

The sooner we stop fighting each other, the sooner we can start building the paradise that your Bible speaks so wonderfully of.

I believe - if anything - that each and everyone of us has the capacity for good and the capacity for evil. I believe God did not create us in his own example, but rather the other way around. I believe that devinity comes from being good and tolerant towards others. I believe that this may be the only way of ever crossing the cultural and religious gaps that separates us as peoples of the earth.

Surely there are more than enough hard-liners in this world. People of no compromise.

This worlds population is one great family, and we need to console our differences and start being tolerant towards each other, if we're to survive and prosper. There will be plenty challenges in the future without having to contend with aggresive and intolerant religius fanatics.

I wish you all the best. I hope your faith helps you and makes you happy, although it appears not to be the case. I hope the guns you own will never shoot a human. I hope you will be tolerant in the future, and experience the wonder of recieving tolerance in return.

Sincerely, Jan Weincke - Dane, born and breed.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 07:57 PM

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What does sodomy and religion have to do with each other?!
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Sodomy is prohibited in the Bible. If you had ever bothered to read the Good Book, you would know that.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:08 PM

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Thanks for reminding me how lucky I was when my father decided to leave that godforsaken island.

Denmark is not an Island. It's a peninsula with several islands.


Of course he cheated. You only need one look at Prime Minister Rasmussen to see that's the only way that tub of lard could have succeeded in anything:

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Yup ol boy Rasmussen is a tub of lard. On the other hand he never participated in any race, and subsequently never cheated.

Incicentally, how did George W Bush gain office?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:15 PM

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Sodomy is prohibited in the Bible. If you had ever bothered to read the Good Book, you would know that.

Thanks Levi. I did. It said no such thing.

I suppose it depends on which version of "The Good Book" you get your hands on..;o)

What it did say, however, is that Killing is not allowed. (that's in the ten commandments.) Why do you fixate so on sodomy, when so many people are being killed every single day in this world?

Dont you think God would find murder to be worse than sodomy?



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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:25 PM

Could you please make an introduction in the introduction thread, as you were asked to do when you signed up?

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Then I thought, I'll have to try to reason with these people, and so here I write you again, out of a calmer and sincere heart. I have no beef to settle here, other than trying to make some of you open your eyes a little bit.
Except our eyes are open! We realize the truth from the KJV Bible and follow every word of it, unlike false christians who pick and choose what parts to read and what to ignore.

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I must admit I am shocked by the level of mis-informed hatred and stupidity that dominates this thread.
Oh so am I, almost 200 pages of us having to repeat ourselves over and over again. If people bothered to read the posts before, this thread would probably be about 20 pages long.

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Danish equals mentally retarded? What kind of people would write something like that?! Surely not people of God who, presumeably, have an even greater stake in being tolerant towards people - how else to win anyone over to your religion? By threat of damnation?! Nice!
Again, we're not false christians that are more concerned with filling up the pews than we are with the Truth. It's the false christians that tell you what you want to hear, we True Christians™ tell you exactly what is written in the Bible, and if you have a problem with that, take it up with God, not us.

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US, than it is in Denmark. That would never cause someone like me to accuse every American of being dim-witted.
Possible, I don't know, but that would have to do with the secular government run day cares schools, and liebral femnazi mothers who are too busy getting ahead in their careers to bother caring about their children.

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It might even raise your membership numbers, if you gave up on that unhealthy fixation you have on sodomy - the very word seeping into so much of what you guys write. I makes you comes across as victims of childhood abuse who have problems thinking about much else.
If God makes a big deal about it, we make a big deal about it. Also with the Sodomites taking over the US lately, of course it's going to come up a lot.

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What does sodomy and religion have to do with each other?!
Really? The Bible specifically says that Sodomy is a sin worthy of death, so yeah, it has a lot to do with religion.

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In Europe, as in most of the Unites States of America, it is widely recognized that the babtist church community is more than a little rabiate.
Hence God hates most European countries and unless you change your ways, you're damned to hell.

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At best you come across as hostile on the same level as say.. Taleban, or Al Queda. At worst you come across as a bunch of demented loons, whom we'd would probably be better off locking away somewhere far away.
So us saying that God will fix things is the same as flying planes into buildings and sending wave after wave of suicide bombers all over the world? Really?

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8 reasons God hates Denmark.. Really, you guys.. I think the world can come up with 800 reasons why God hates America, without having to resort to the kind of senseless squibble displayed on these pages of yours.

Genocide on the indigenous population ~ In the Bible
Slavery ~ In the Bible
The Nuclear bomb ~ Truman stated that God gave us the bomb
Vietnam ~ Didn't the French start that mess? Of course they just turned tail and ran as usual, leaving it for someone else to try and clean up.
Latin America ~ No idea what you're talking about.
Iraq ~ attacked us first.
The simple fact that you guys are consuming appr. 50% of all globaly available rescources ~ God has blessed America greatly.
Diamond-studded rims on your cars ~ You really think we all have diamond studded rims? If you're upset about flaunting wealth, you may want to take a look at the European royal houses.

Just to give a few concrete examples.
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He may have been gay, and I suppose in your community that amounts to the same thing, but no suffiecient proof of this has ever been found, and in the end it is inconsequential whatever his sexual orientation might have been. What bearing could that possibly have on anything?
That's why they're pushing homosexual education into our elementary schools, right? That's why we need to teach pre-teens about masturbation and that it's cool to be gay. No of course they're not after our children

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Personally I do not believe in (any) God. I do not dispute Gods for a fact - I simply recognize that there is more to the world than I may be able to percieve, and so I keep my mind open. Call me an agnostic.
No you're an atheist. Agnostics are just milquetoast atheists who wont take the plunge. Do you really think that when your standing at the Judgment Seat you can say to God "well I didn't completely write you off".

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What I do belive, however, is that you should be very very cautious around people who claim to know the truth about... well, anything really..
Yep, never trust a mechanic, and all that stuff about falling off a cliff if you play too close to the edge, yeah you should totally challenge that. Hey and people know it's stupid to go to Africa and tease a hippo, so I think you should just jump on a plane and challenge that idea as well.

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Because they invairably dont. There are so many variants of the Christian faith, and I wish to respect them all - or at least the ones who will respect me back. It is interesting to observe each division forge ahead like theirs is the only thruth. They all go by their specific interpretation of the Bible, and they are all blind to anything but their own specifics.
So you respect false christians who will tell you what you want to hear. Do you want to know how to spot a True Christian Church? Go in and ask them about Deuteronomy 22, if they say it doesn't count anymore, ask for scripture to back that up. A false christian church will give you a song and dance, a True Christian Church will tell you the Old Testament is still valid.

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It seems not very neighbourly of you.
We're here to tell you the TRUTH, not what you want to hear.

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Oh well. I'm probably speaking to no avail, and I doubt you would even post this response.
Shows how little you understand us.

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However let me finish this, by assuring each and every one of you that God does indeed not Hate Denmark. Quite the contrary.

We have an exellent welfare system here that looks after even the weakest in our society. We have free medical treatment for everyone, rich and poor. We have free and fair trade, and our stocks are soaring. We're by comparison far the happiest western society, and we have equal rights for everyone, regardless of color, race, sexual orientation and creed. We have a national church that is open to everyone who wishes to embrace God.
Our air is clean, our land is fair, and our people are strong and well educated - much more so than citizens in the US. We have no guns, and therefore very few killings - also extremely unlike the US, who has a sad history of domestic related killing rates that runs in 5 figures. In fact, even the weather here is mild and largely pleasant. We have no hurricanes and no twisters, and floodings are rare, and moderate. We pay high taxes, but we also have high income, and we pay our taxes happily knowing that this ensures no one is left behind.

Our government is a paliament, democratically elected, and everyone can run for office - not just the filthy rich.
Which parts of that are following the Bible? Which parts make God happy?

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It is not us who are "punished" by storms and floodings and the like.. It was not us who was attacked on 9/11. It was not Denmark who was the victims of the two largest oil spills in history. It was not our President who had a BJ in the Oval Office. It was not our President who lead the world to war in the middle east on falsified information about weapons of mass destruction, so you tell me who God hates?
Yes the US has it's problems, and as soon as we get these secular liebrals out of office and good Godly people in, that will change. Oh and as far as sex in the oval office, of course you're president wouldn't do that, she/he isn't in the oval office. However in Denmark, she/he could have an orgie in the middle of town square and nobody would notice.

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As I child I was taught that God is forgiving. I do however suspect that he'd hate all the fools who think themselves clever enough to understand his intentions and workings... I believe these things are not for man to know. At least not yet.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:30 PM

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Why on earth do the Denmarkish insist on being referred to as a dog breed?



This is what they aspire to? A most perverted, beastly and bestial people!
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The Big Dane, Gran Danoir, is in fact a French breed variety of dog. It's name is inspired by the fact that Scandinavians in general are the tallest peoples on earth - something to do with all the healthy clean air here.

Also, Danes are not referred to as "Denmarkish", but simply as Danes.

You on the other hand, come across as an illiterate bufoon, with the arguing skills of a 1. grader.

Really madame... tsk tsk.. didn't your mother teach you any manners, or is your life as tornado bait trailer trash getting you down?

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:35 PM

At any rate, I'd rather aspire to be a dog than I'd aspire to this:

(Typical Americans ?)

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:37 PM

[QUOTE=TheMan271;575964]Thanks Levi. I did. It said no such thing. [quote]
Really? The Bible says nothing against homosexuality? Exactly what version are you reading? The Gay version we've just recently discovered existed?

Genesis 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where are the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them. (And we all know what God did to Sodom)

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

22:45-46 Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 22:46 And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.

Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
(some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)

Romans 1:27-31 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

1 Corintians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.


So nothing, huh? The Bible doesn't say anything about homosexuality. Okay then

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I suppose it depends on which version of "The Good Book" you get your hands on..;o)
KJV 1611, all others are bastardizations of the holy word.

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What it did say, however, is that Killing is not allowed. (that's in the ten commandments.) Why do you fixate so on sodomy, when so many people are being killed every single day in this world?

Dont you think God would find murder to be worse than sodomy?
Funny how it then goes into a long list of laws that are punishable by death, including sodomy. Proof that you are picking and choosing what you wish to read. When God says Thou Shalt Not Kill, it's for us laymen and that we should not be taking the laws into our own hands or kill out of anger. However if a person has been brought before a (Righteous) judge and found guilty, then capital punishment is okay. It's also alright to kill someone in battle. Or didn't you read the rest of the Bible?

Oh and no sin is worse than any other except for the one unforgivable sin of blaspheming the Holy Ghost.



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I suggest you read the rest of my letter. You'll find the essence towards the end.

Thanks, Jan
I did read all of your letter, and I just heard whining about how Christians aren't fair because we speak the Truth rather than what you want to hear.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 08-09-2010, 08:39 PM

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Also, Danes are not referred to as "Denmarkish", but simply as Danes.
No, it's Denmarkians. "Dane" is a racist thing to call them and we do not allow racism here. Why do you hate Jesus so much?


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