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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 04:47 AM
You think you are going to sell me to an arab? No way!
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09-23-2006, 11:51 AM
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You think you are going to sell me to an arab? No way!
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Too late Child, Bidding has started.
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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09-23-2006, 12:01 PM
A fat shiek from Yemen has a bid in to us for 5 big. He wants to know if you like horses.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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09-23-2006, 01:24 PM
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You think you are going to sell me to an arab? No way!
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What are you, a racist?
Disgusting.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 09-23-2006 at 01:27 PM.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 02:31 PM
YOU are racist, "keep my daughter away from nigras in the sandbox" remember? I do like horses, and no way are you selling me.
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09-23-2006, 02:35 PM
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YOU are racist, "keep my daughter away from nigras in the sandbox" remember? I do like horses, and no way are you selling me.
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That's good you like them because apparently this bloated mudslim wants you to marry one.
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 02:41 PM
Thats just messed up. And where are you talking to this Arab?
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09-23-2006, 02:48 PM
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YOU are racist, "keep my daughter away from nigras in the sandbox" remember? I do like horses, and no way are you selling me.
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I am not a racist, and I am disgusted by your insinuations.
I only happen to know that nigras are cursed by Jesus, have you not read the story of Ham?
If so, then you are ignorant and uneducated.
What have your parents been teaching you all these years? Don't you ever read the Bible (KJV1611)?
As for the towel head, I reckon they are talking to him in emails (I hope you've heard of it), but I don't know exactly.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 03:29 PM
Well SHOW ME these emails!
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09-23-2006, 03:31 PM
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Well SHOW ME these emails!
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Why should they?
So you can whine and deny HIS (Jesus) Godly will?
I think not, sinner.
Enjoy Yemen, atleast it's warm and sunny.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-23-2006, 03:32 PM
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Well SHOW ME these emails!
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It's not proper for the blushing bride to participate in negotiations for her wedding.
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 03:37 PM
You don't even know where I live or look like so BWAHAHAHAHA!
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09-23-2006, 03:39 PM
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You don't even know where I live or look like so BWAHAHAHAHA!
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Of course we do, but we don't post it because of potential predators on the Internet. You can't be too careful you know!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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09-23-2006, 03:41 PM
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Of course we do, but we don't post it because of potential predators on the Internet. You can't be too careful you know!
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Exactly, good Pastor.
Can't risk having damaged goods now when we are in the process of selling her.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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09-23-2006, 04:52 PM
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You don't even know where I live or look like so BWAHAHAHAHA!
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You cannot even imagine what else pastor Al knows. It's beyond mortals' comprehension.
Soon in Christ
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-23-2006, 08:18 PM
Your just saying you know where I live.
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09-23-2006, 11:57 PM
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Your just saying you know where I live.
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Don't be silly! Go to the window and wait for the next black car that drives by. That will be us.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:13 AM
Puh, like I believe that.
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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09-24-2006, 04:25 AM
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Puh, like I believe that.
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Are you too slow to recognise the fact you obviously missed them?
The pastor told you to go to the window and wait for the next black car.
He didn't tell you to wait a few hours, AND THEN go to the window..
Anyways, I'm not sure if the deal with the sheik is still on.. (So we may not come pick you up.)
Becuse there are reasons to believe that you are damaged goods.
Anyways, I'm sure Pastor Pistle knows the situation better than I do.
I'll leave this matter in his Godly hands, and you should do the same.
How about a little gratitude for all the effort he has put in to find you a husband?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Wretched Unsaved Goth Ixi, have you done your homework yet?
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09-24-2006, 04:28 AM
Thank you Pastor, for trying to change my life. But I wouldn't have been happy, and I'm glad where I am HERE. Home.
Damaged goods? You mean lose my virginity? Even if I wasn't a virgin, I would still be SOMEBODY!
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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