[Game Critics]

Hello! I, or should i say me and my friend, are Game Critics! me being a christian and my friend being a not so christian. Now right out of the gate we may seem an odd duo to be friends but we both share common interests outside of religion. so while it saddens me that he is going to hell it doesn't mean i can't enjoy his time before i go to heaven.

What are the things we have in common? well Video games! and after looking over the site we both found some rather ill informed posts on some, actually rather really good, well made games.

We decided that we would give our opinions on some of the games and their content after we have played them. I will give my christian opinion (the only one that really matters in the long run) and my friend with a more... unchristian opinion. Though he does bring up some good points when speaks.

If you wish to listen to our reviews here is how we advise looking over our reviews. use my reviews (which will begin with Christian) to know if the game is has a more tone to it, and my friend is good for an overall general opinion about the game. which several times has had better points than mine. Yes, it surprises me to!

Hope to hear back!


-Joshua (Christian)
-Hunter (not-so-Christian)

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Game Critics

Hello! I, or should i say me and my friend, are Game Critics!

Hello and to our forum, Joshua and Hunter!

me being a christian and my friend being a not so christian.

I'm guessing the not-so-Christian is the one typing, as a Christian would know to capitalize the word properly.

Now right out of the gate we may seem an odd duo to be friends but we both share common interests outside of religion. so while it saddens me that he is going to hell it doesn't mean i can't enjoy his time before i go to heaven.

Hold you horses, dear. Have you read all of the Bible? Do you follow the Bible 100% in your daily life? Or do you think that being a Christian is like a license agreement, which you just mindlessly scroll down through and click "Agree" without even bothering to read what it is that you are agreeing to? Because you can go to Heaven only if you obey the Word of God 100%, you know.

What are the things we have in common? well Video games! and after looking over the site we both found some rather ill informed posts on some, actually rather really good, well made games.

I hope (for your sake) that you will be able to support your views with appropriate Bible verses, dear.

We decided that we would give our opinions on some of the games and their content after we have played them. I will give my christian opinion (the only one that really matters in the long run) and my friend with a more... unchristian opinion. Though he does bring up some good points when speaks.

If you wish to listen to our reviews here is how we advise looking over our reviews. use my reviews (which will begin with Christian) to know if the game is has a more tone to it, and my friend is good for an overall general opinion about the game. which several times has had better points than mine. Yes, it surprises me to!

Hope to hear back!


-Joshua (Christian)
-Hunter (not-so-Christian)

OK... that will be weird, but fine, whatever. I do hope that the fact that you have a joint account here does not mean you are in some abominable relationship (Leviticus 20:13). I will pray for you both, just in case.

[Game Critics]

Joshua: Good to feel welcomed!

Hunter: Weird yes but cold hard facts are sometimes needed. I like to strip the game of it's graphics and everything and look at the barebones gameplay. Something my friend Joshua constantly fails to as he faints over every single GOD DAMNED SKYBOX.... it's a metaphorical stick i beat him with each time he starts drooling over the next COD game that's due to come out.

[Game Critics]

@basilissa Joshua here, I've uncovered something that I would like to speak to you in a Personal message board if you don't mind. does this site support that?

[MitzaLizalor]

Hi.

Do you mean like interactive fiction?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Game Critics

@basilissa Joshua here, I've uncovered something that I would like to speak to you in a Personal message board if you don't mind. does this site support that?

Wait, which one is Joshua again? Ah, the supposedly Christian one (supposedly because I haven't seen you cite a Bible verse yet). You can post a visitor message on my profile. That would be the most private level of conversation I would be willing to engage with you at this moment.

[Game Critics]

Joshua: In a sense yes. while they are referred to as "games". i find them more as a story you can let yourself get absorbed in. for instance. their is a series of games called "Dragons age" and one of the things about the entire series is that actions that you did in a previous game, impact the world in the next. this is done via the games official online site. and it's most recent installment (while extremely satanic by the fact that it has its own made up religion, See Link for scripture: http://biblehub.com/exodus/20-5.htm ) It's fun to mess around in. i even found a way to let the leader of the religion get devoured by a horde of monsters. it was quite fun!

[Game Critics]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

You can post a visitor message on my profile. That would be the most private level of conversation I would be willing to engage with you at this moment.

J: i would gladly do this. If i knew how. there is no direct button that say's i can post a message. i see the conversations you've had previously, but i see no place for me to made my own. both of us are unfamiliar with this site. and it's navigation, also, i can't seem to find any button that will allow us to make our own posts. but that can be saved for a later topic.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Game Critics

J: i would gladly do this. If i knew how. there is no direct button that say's i can post a message. i see the conversations you've had previously, but i see no place for me to made my own.

You don't see a rectangular box entitled "Message:" directly above existing visitor messages?

Interesting. Strange and inexplicable, but interesting.

both of us are unfamiliar with this site. and it's navigation, also, i can't seem to find any button that will allow us to make our own posts. but that can be saved for a later topic.

I am not sure what you mean? You can quote posts (it's that "Quote" button on the lower right of each post), you can quote multiple posts in a single message (it's that little square to the right of the Quote button), and you can just hit reply without quoting any other posts.

What you cannot do at this point, however, is to create your own threads (aside from your intro thread) nor send private messages. These are privileges which need to be earned. We have many visitors register on this site and most of them are hellbound unsaved trash, coming here solely to mock our faith. You have to prove otherwise (with thoughtful posts) before earning the aforementioned privileges.

[Game Critics]

J: ahh that makes a lot of sense. why making the threads is a privilage and such. but if you could. (assuming you are on a computer that is running the windows operating system) locate the Print Screen button, once you've done that please navigate to the page that has the the "message" box. press print screen once its visible. Locate the MS Paint program on your computer. circle the box with a red circle to make it easier to identify, save the image. then show it to me. this way i'll be able to reverse engineer where to go and will know exactly what to look for

[Brother Gonzalez]

Are you in some strange cult that specifically forbids to create a separated user for each of you?

Something that goes around the lines of:


10:22 Thou shalt not kill
10:23 Thou shalt not wear mixed fabric
10:24 Thou shalt not create a separate user for every different person, making life really easier for those readers that want to understand what is going on
10:25 For I am the Lord, thy God, who brought you out of Egypt.

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Game Critics

J: ahh that makes a lot of sense. why making the threads is a privilage and such. but if you could. (assuming you are on a computer that is running the windows operating system) locate the Print Screen button, once you've done that please navigate to the page that has the the "message" box. press print screen once its visible. Locate the MS Paint program on your computer. circle the box with a red circle to make it easier to identify, save the image. then show it to me. this way i'll be able to reverse engineer where to go and will know exactly what to look for

Well, given that I gave up on Windows after the Vista/8/8.1/10 disasters (I did hold on to XP and later to 7 as long as I could), your directions were pretty useless. You see, after realizing that my new computer which came with 10 could not be reversed to 7, I wiped it all out and installed Linux. Yes, myself. There are plenty of online instructions on how to create bootable USB sticks and how to proceed from there.

I did consider torturing you by asking you to give me directions for Ubuntu 16.04 and GIMP... but I'm such a sweet lady that I decided not to.

Here's the screen shot after some playing with in GIMP:

The instructions should be easy enough. The small highlighted box on the left is the second option. You click on it and proceed from there.



EDIT:

Never mind. Someone smarter made me realize that due to your current status you can only receive, but not post, visitor messages. I will pray for you anyway.

[Game Critics]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

Are you in some strange cult that specifically forbids to create a separated user for each of you?

Something that goes around the lines of:


10:22 Thou shalt not kill
10:23 Thou shalt not wear mixed fabric
10:24 Thou shalt not create a separate user for every different person, making life really easier for those readers that want to understand what is going on
10:25 For I am the Lord, thy God, who brought you out of Egypt.

J: no, just two friend who thought it would be a pretty cool concept. though your scripture is fairly oddly placed. and also, where is your source? most of the time scripture is linked to an external site. I don't believe that, the exact lines of 10:24 my dear friend
H: and we still think it is an interesting concept

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Game Critics

J: no, just two friend who thought it would be a pretty cool concept. though your scripture is fairly oddly placed. and also, where is your source? most of the time scripture is linked to an external site. I don't believe that, the exact lines of 10:24 my dear friend
H: and we still think it is an interesting concept

So you are not familiar with the concepts of sarcasm or parody. I don't know why I don't find this amusing.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
So you are not familiar with the concepts of sarcasm or parody. I don't know why I don't find this amusing.

For some reason I keep getting Florestan & Eusebius. Sometimes when awakened the dreaming carries on.

[Faith_Machine]

I've heard of married couples having a joint account, but this is the first time I've ever seen a couple of gays come on here and share an account.

I hope you understand you can't call yourself a Christian as long as you're actively involved in a gay relationship.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Well, given that I gave up on Windows after the Vista/8/8.1/10 disasters (I did hold on to XP and later to 7 as long as I could), your directions were pretty useless. You see, after realizing that my new computer which came with 10 could not be reversed to 7, I wiped it all out and installed Linux. Yes, myself. There are plenty of online instructions on how to create bootable USB sticks and how to proceed from there.

I did consider torturing you by asking you to give me directions for Ubuntu 16.04 and GIMP... but I'm such a sweet lady that I decided not to.

Here's the screen shot after some playing with in GIMP:

The instructions should be easy enough. The small highlighted box on the left is the second option. You click on it and proceed from there.



EDIT:

Never mind. Someone smarter made me realize that due to your current status you can only receive, but not post, visitor messages. I will pray for you anyway.

Sister, you never did return my call!