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Rebuke 2016 Predictions: Bizarre False Christian and Atheist Prophecies - 01-07-2016, 10:36 AM

It's time for the Prediction Watch of 2016. As usual, many atheist and false Christian false prophets (Matthew 13:22) have published their ridiculous claims regarding the year of Our Lord 2016. I have listed here some selected predictions that show True Christians™ and the world that the only Real Prophets are those hand-picked by Jesus Christ our Savior, with prophecies clearly and meticulously documented in the Bible.

Let us keep ourselves updated about the inevitable failure of these prophecies so that we can laugh heartily with Jesus each time a pagan prophecy fails!

January 2016: Thousands will die in a Morocco earthquake (obscure atheist-New Age prophecies):
  • A plausible scenario and pleasing to Jesus. However, why would Jesus be satisfied with only some thousands of deaths when He can rejoice in the billions of sinners perishing in the near Future as predicted in Revelation? This is preposterous (Matthew 24:24) and belittles the powers of Jesus. Probability 0.07%.
  • Revelation 9:15 -And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.


March 2016: Queer Elizabeth will die and Charles will sit on the Throne of England (more obscure atheist-New Age prophecies):
  • As the advanced age of Queen Elizabeth is something that cannot be attained by natural means, it is highly unlikely that the World would be rid of her so easily despite our Best Prayers. However, the laws of probability give this scenario a likelihood of 15%. If you predict her death on a constant basis (2 Peter 2:1), you'll eventually get it right.

The Queen is probably possessed.

April-May 2016: The giant asteroid impact
(by the conjurer Nostradamus named after Mary the Papist Goddess)
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  • This might also seem plausible, as stars MAY WELL FALL during the Last Days, but had this been a Real Prophecy® (see also Matthew 24:11) this would have to be preceded by the actual events that were described by Jesus HIMSELF involving the Sun and the Moon!
  • Matthew 24:29 - Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
  • Lo! Not a single star or "asteroid" but darkening of the heavenly Bodies (Genesis 1:16). Remember this one, Brethren and Sisters, and have a good laugh in June 2016!


Late fall 2016: Presidential Elections cancelled (from the "Tribulations Now" False Christian organization):
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Obama is going to cancel the 2016 election in the late fall of 2016.
  • Obviously an attractive alternative to Satan, but (1 John 4:1) why would he seduce Obama to do this? Mrs. Clinton is even more suitable as a candidate for the eventual Antichrist.
  • A Real Prophecy would be based on...
  • Revelation 17:15 - And he saith unto me, The waters which thou sawest, where the whore sitteth, are peoples, and multitudes, and nations, and tongues.
  • ...and as we can see, Mrs. Clinton might be the one to sit on the US throne reserved for The Donald; many sodomites will bow to her; the American tongue is being ousted by Mexican, Chinese and Cherokee.

A worrisome image: Is Dr. Carson involved with False Prophecies (Jeremiah 14:14)? This could be bad news.

Sometime during 2016 Europe will cease to exist:

  • Now nothing would be more pleasing to Jesus than to get rid of the Papist and Lutheran nations of Europe well before the actual Rapture. This prophecy is dedicated to the Muslim-Grease orthodox prophetess (Matthew 7:15) Baba Vanga, a blind illiterate woman, who could play the piano and who predicted that the word would end during the 51st century:
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In 5076, people will finally find the limit of the Galaxy and the Universe, and nobody will know what is hiding beyond the final frontier. In 5078, people will cross the frontier, no matter that 40% of the World population will be against that decision. For the next year, Baba Vanga predicted the end of the World.

  • Miss Vanga has quite a following. By uttering obscure mumblings before her cancer-related death (Jesus will not be mocked) she is claimed to have predicted, e.g., the 9/11 incident as follows:
Quote:
“Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing.”
  • We can clearly see that by selecting phrases that allow dozens of different interpretations, the nonsensical words by Baba Vanga could be retroactively fitted into any event. The False Christian™ followers of her fall into confirmation bias by choosing only the interpretations that happen to please them and neglect all other possibilities.

Vanga predicts that Europe will slowly fall beneath the Fountains of the Great Deep (Genesis 7:11) in 2016.

2016: The Yellowstone supervolcano erupts and US is destroyed (Nostrildamus again):
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Even a Yellowstone volcano eruption is part of these 2016 predictions, with the supervolcano destroying most of the United States.
  • Why would the nation be covered in ashes as the most plausible scenario is that of hail, fire and BLOOD for God's sake (Luke 6:26). The manner of the ultimate destruction in clearly stated in the Bible and it does not entail ashes but the elements listed above!
  • Revelation 8:7 - The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

The image above shows how the Godly USA is supposedly covered in ash in 2016.

We've seen how ridiculous the False Christian™ and atheist prophecies are. Now, for comparison, let us look at the Bible that contains many prophecies that have already been fulfilled!



Zechariah 12:2-3
Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem. And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.

  • Detailed and accurate account how the Muslim nations surround Jerusalem and make it a financial burden for Godly USA.
Deuteronomy 28:49-52
The LORD shall bring a nation against thee from far, from the end of the earth, as swift as the eagle flieth; a nation whose tongue thou shalt not understand; A nation of fierce countenance, which shall not regard the person of the old, nor shew favour to the young: And he shall eat the fruit of thy cattle, and the fruit of thy land, until thou be destroyed: which also shall not leave thee either corn, wine, or oil, or the increase of thy kine, or flocks of thy sheep, until he have destroyed thee. And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.

  • Again, detailed predictions describing how Rome conquered Israel even with a meticulous description of the eagle symbol.


Micah 5:2
But thou, Bethlehem Ephratah, though thou be little among the thousands of Judah, yet out of thee shall he come forth unto me that is to be ruler in Israel; whose goings forth have been from of old, from everlasting.

  • This predicts JESUS! God predicted that He would be manifested in Bethlehem and He delivered and the scribes of the New Testament must have been flabbergasted as there was no way they could have been conscious of the Old Testament prophecies.


These few examples are more than adequate to show how the Bible makes detailed and precise predictions instead of vague and easily falsified ramblings that characterize the false Christian prophecy system. Let us put our trust in Jesus also in 2016 and let us have some good laughs as the ridiculous nature of the atheist prophecies unfolds!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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