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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-06-2008, 11:25 PM
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Your words are HERESY!!! You dare speak ill of Star Wars!!!! Star Wars is GOD!!!!!!!!!
*Vulcan neck pinch*....oh wait thats Star Trek....
Bow before Vader. He'd kick Gods ass!!
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That hateful comment against the Creator of all life will NOT STAND! Why do you think He's called God ALMIGHTY!? God will not be mocked, you maggot!
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
Not only that, but Jesus has a FLAMING SWORD sticking out of His mouth! Your puny deathstar toys wouldn't stand even a glancing blow from such a weapon!
Revelations 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself.
19:13 And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-07-2008, 10:24 AM
Is there any thing you don't find a tool of satan? I think the list would be alot sorter.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-07-2008, 02:51 PM
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Is there any thing you don't find a tool of satan? I think the list would be alot sorter.
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The KJV Bible, and the Landover Baptist Forum, especially the PayPal button at the end of the page are definitely NOT tools of Satan, but of our Lord©. Also, the Republican Party, stones used to smite sinners, anything regarding Godly President Bush, the NRA, or good old White American® Lifestyle... you see the list is very long. I apologise for bringing all this unholy geek talk into this godly forum, but for the sake of it, the Empire would wipe the floor with those Vulcans, the Enterprise could not get anywhere near the Death Star if it had its deflection shield active, and a destroyer would be more than enough to blow any Confederation ship apart.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-07-2008, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ahimaaz Smith
Amen. Not to mention, how would anyone think the Federation could beat the Empire? The Empire has ships that can cross the galaxy in a few days, whereas a Federation ship that was lost in the Delta Quadrant took five years of bad scripts and atrocious acting to get back to Earth. So why are we even discussing this?
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Brother Ahimaaz I think they are missing the key point here; which side is Jesus backing in this? While I think we can agree the Empire has the idea when it comes to spreading freedom let’s face it; the Federation is the United States, a distorted liberal version of America yes, but America all the same. So Jesus is going to stick with His chosen elect here I would say and back the Federation. (That and frankly who can respect an Empire that gets its’ but kicked by teddy bears?)
Dick Cheny with a shotgun can easily take Darth Vader.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-07-2008, 04:23 PM
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Dick Cheny with a shotgun can easily take Darth Vader.
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no way, Hans Solo couldn't take him out with a blaster pistol, what chance does Cheny.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-11-2008, 07:14 PM
2005 Ignoble Peace - Presented jointly to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle, in the UK, for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie Star Wars.
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By using a fast approaching Darth Vader as the “looming stimulus”, and monitoring the response of her (let’s be honest) captive audience with sensors resembling acupuncture needles, she was able to add greatly to her knowledge of the locust’s collision-avoiding capabilities. Even if, in this instance, the locusts couldn’t actually duck – or, in fact, blink. Locusts can’t, you see.
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A little reported after effect of this was that, when released from the experiment, the locusts, all male, started “at it” in the style of Sodom and Gomorrah!
If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-11-2008, 07:33 PM
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If it works on a locust, it’ll work on someone with the brain the size of a locust.
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For example, you
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-16-2008, 04:15 AM
To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-24-2008, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.
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You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.
ACTS 5:29
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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
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There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-24-2008, 11:00 PM
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You are no true Christian-Real Christians say Jesus died for ALL THE WORLD.
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Religion seems to be largely absent from the futuristic and secular world of the Federation and in particular from human society. Star Trek's takes on religious topics are often critical, and they almost routinely close with a victory of science over faith. This is anything but a surprise, knowing that Gene Roddenberry was an active atheist who struggled against any form of religion:
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"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort to take away the power of rational decision, to drain people of their free will -- and a hell of a lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all. For most people, religion is nothing more than a substitute for a malfunctioning brain." (Gene Roddenberry)
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Your faith is touching Mr Martin, but like the church of Rome, not based in reality. As I understand Him, Jesus died that those who believed might be saved. I think it unlikely that any of Roddenberry's creations were catlix.
Unfortunately as Mr R is presently having his skin peeled from him and his eyes gouged, we will not be able to ask him. I suggest that you support the proposition that Star Trek is evil and stop asking Capt. Kirk to intercede on behalf of your flock.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
04-30-2008, 10:15 PM
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To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.
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Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-01-2008, 03:21 AM
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Um....My friend....That's Star Trek. Not Star Wars.
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Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-01-2008, 08:39 PM
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Same difference, both are tools of Satan to corrupt the youth, and get them to live in their parents' basements until they get too fat to be able to come through the door, so they're stuck there forever...
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Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-02-2008, 03:52 AM
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Um...no it doesn't. Only the truly deranged and fanatical ones that have no lives live in their parents' basements. Thankfully none of MY family.
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Except you, I imagine... how much do you weigh?
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-02-2008, 03:32 PM
You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-02-2008, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Flint
To get things back on track, I offer the following "Star Wars" video as evidence of its extreme violence and moral depravity. Jesus did not die for any of these fools.
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I thought that the video was hilarious. Thanks for the good laugh .
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-02-2008, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Goose
You are taking this stuff to serious, it's just a movie, not even real. I would say just relax and enjoy the movie. Don't search too much behind all this.
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How can you enjoy this?:
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05-02-2008, 09:59 PM
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The series was actually over 10 hours long.
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05-03-2008, 01:54 PM
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Except you, I imagine... how much do you weigh?
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116lbs and I got out of the house the DAY I turned 18 so I don't live with my mother anymore. Case and point.
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Re: Star Wars: The Tool of Satan -
05-12-2008, 08:06 AM
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Right on brother! You're not willing to kill, but I am...If I wasn't, why would I have become a police officer?
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....you give a horrible name to police officers
I like Star Wars, it is an entertaining work of science FICTION. Even my pastor likes it.
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