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Default "No Pants Subway Ride" Scheduled in Jew York City - 01-13-2013, 04:32 AM

THIS is exactly why Jesus sends hurricanes and earthquakes to the east coast. The ultra-liberals and obese queers of Jew York City have scheduled a "Pantsless Subway Ride" for Sunday (in order to offend the Lord as much as possible I assume), January 13. If GWB was still in charge, he would have had these rioters arrested and sent to GITMO! Now they'll probably get a medal!

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No Pants Subway Ride 2013 Details for New York

All are invited to participate in the 12th Annual No Pants Subway Ride. The event will take place at 3:00 PM on Sunday, January 13. Everything you need to know is in this post. Please read it carefully! (Click here for information for participating in other cities.)


REQUIREMENTS FOR PARTICIPATION:


1) Willing to take pants off on subway
2) Able to keep a straight face about it

DETAILS

When: Sunday, January 13 at 3:00 PM, Sharp! (Over around 5 PM)
Where: Six meeting points spread out all over New York City. Details below.
Bring: A backpack/bag and a metro card.
Wear: Normal winter clothes (hat, gloves, etc)
Facebook: You can RSVP to the Facebook Event
Twitter: Use #NPSR and mention @ImprovEvery
Afterparty: Party at Bar 13 (35 E. 13th.) Details below. RSVP on Facebook for the party.

Complete logistics:

HOW IT WORKS

There are six meeting points this year. Take your pick. The Manhattan meeting points tend to be very crowded, so if you live in Brooklyn or Queens, definitely go to one of those! You’ll probably have more fun! If you are a member of the media, please see our press information page.

Astoria: Meet at Hoyt Playground –
Brooklyn: Meet by the Old Stone House –
Downtown Manhattan: Meet at Foley Square –
Queens: Meet at the Unisphere in Flushing Meadows Park –
Uptown Manhattan: Meet at the Great Hill in Central Park –
Williamsburg / Bushwick: Meet at Maria Hernandez Park –

Everyone should meet at their chosen meeting point at 3 PM. Please be on time. Feel free to be early.

At the meeting points, participants will be organized into groups and assigned a specific train car. Once everyone is divided up we will all head to nearby subway station[s]. Do not talk to others once you enter the subway system. No one knows each other.

Sit in the car as you normally would. Read a magazine or whatever you would normally do. Your team leader will have already divided you into smaller groups, assigning your group a specific stop where you will depants.

As soon as the doors shut at the stop before yours, stand up and take your pants off and put them in your backpack. If you’d like to use a briefcase, purse, grocery bag, or whatever instead of a backpack that’s fine too. If anyone asks you why you’ve removed your pants, tell them that they were “getting uncomfortable” (or something along those lines.)

Exit the train at your assigned stop and stand on the platform, pantless. You will wait on the platform for the next train to arrive. Stay in the exact same place on the platform so you enter the next train in the same car as you exited the last train.

When you enter, act as you normally would. You do not know any of the other pantless riders. If questioned, tell folks that you “forgot to wear pants” and yes you are “a little cold.” Insist that it is a coincidence that others also forgot their pants. Be nice and friendly and normal.

All train routes will converge on Union Square. Your exact route will be explained at the meeting point, and may involve a transfer.

You can wear fun underwear if you like, but nothing that screams out, “I wore this because I’m doing a silly stunt.” Wear two pairs of underwear if it makes you feel more comfortable. Don’t wear a thong or anything else that might offend people. Our aim is to make people laugh, not piss them off.

If you haven’t already, please take a moment to read about previous No Pants Subway Rides.

Please leave your cameras at home and resist the temptation to snap photos with your iPhone, etc. while the event is happening. Take as many as you like before and after the event, but during the ride we really want people to enjoy the experience of participating rather than documenting. It detracts from the mission if everyone is taking photos of each other rather than keeping a straight face. Don’t worry, we have photographers assigned to every meeting point who will take great photos.

This is always a blast, and we look forward to seeing you there. You may bring along friends if you like, but make sure they get a chance to read all of these instructions.

This year, once again, we are throwing an afterparty.

Winkel & Improv Everywhere Present…

The Official No Pants Subway Ride 2013 Afterparty

A pantless party at Bar 13 on 13th Street on the 13th day of 2013!

Sunday, January 13, 2013, 4:13pm-Until late
At Bar 13 (35 E. 13th St, just east of University, just south of Union Square.)
$10 cover, Drink specials for the pantless
21+ w/ ID (no re-entry)
RSVP on Facebook


Featuring great DJs, three floors of pantless fun, including an awesome roof deck!

If you are a twitter user, tag your posts with #NPSR and @ImprovEvery so everyone can follow along.

See you on the 13th!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: "No Pants Subway Ride" Scheduled in Jew York City - 01-13-2013, 05:07 AM

I'm pretty sure that the subways in New York are already filled with kids with their pants halfway off and exposing their underwear so I don't see how this is going to be much different.


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Default Re: "No Pants Subway Ride" Scheduled in Jew York City - 01-22-2013, 05:30 PM

man I wish I lived in Iowa.
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Default Re: "No Pants Subway Ride" Scheduled in Jew York City - 01-22-2013, 09:43 PM

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I'm pretty sure that the subways in New York are already filled with kids with their pants halfway off and exposing their underwear so I don't see how this is going to be much different.
You have to be over 21 and pay for it?


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