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Default I say Cold Beans for the Rebelious little Hellcat! - 12-06-2006, 03:10 PM

Excerpt from a top Godly CNN story:

Kid arrested for playing with Christmas present

POSTED: 9:45 a.m. EST, December 6, 2006


COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AP) -- A fed-up mother had her 12-year-old son arrested for allegedly rummaging through his great-grandmother's things and playing with his Christmas present early.
The mother called police Sunday after learning her son had disobeyed orders and repeatedly taken a Game Boy from its hiding place at his great-grandmother's house next door and played it.
He was arrested on petty larceny charges, taken to the police station in handcuffs and held until his mother picked him up after church.
"My grandmother went out of her way to lay away a toy and paid on this thing for months," said the boy's mother, Brandi Ervin. "It was only to teach my son a lesson. He's been going through life doing things ... and getting away with it."
Police did not release the boy's name."

Just imagine it: Now GrandMom, probably a Good, Church-going Lady, has to drive all the way to several Malls in her SUV (to get just the Right Gift!) to pick out yet another Christmas Present for him!

Well! I'm at least happy that Mom didn't interrupt her time with JESUS to go get this little reprobate out of handcuffs. If he thinks handcuffs are bad now, just wait 'til he sees what Satan has in Store for him later!
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Default Re: I say Cold Beans for the Rebelious little Hellcat! - 12-06-2006, 06:07 PM

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Excerpt from a top Godly CNN story:

Kid arrested for playing with Christmas present

POSTED: 9:45 a.m. EST, December 6, 2006


COLUMBIA, South Carolina the boy's mother, Brandi Ervin.

Police did not release the boy's name.
ROFLWJ!

Bet he'll get all the punishment he needs when he gets to school. Unless this heathen "Brandi" has multiple 12-year-old boys.

I say, no cold beans for him, and sell the Game Boy on eBay, then give the money to JESUS!
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Default Re: I say Cold Beans for the Rebelious little Hellcat! - 12-08-2006, 11:47 PM

I'm glad the child was taught a lesson about exalting material things over interpersonal connections, but what kind of parenting did Brandi provide if he got into that state in the first place?
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Default Oh-my-God-oh-my-God-oh-my GOD! - 12-09-2006, 12:17 AM

(Jigglin' Jesus, there's that girlie-man Right here in my own thread! I simply don't know how much longer I can bear his ignoring me!)


Yoo-hoo! Hey "mister!" Let's see how loud and long you can say JEEEEESUS for before it's time to put another latte' down your throat!

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Default Re: I say Cold Beans for the Rebelious little Hellcat! - 12-09-2006, 02:07 AM

That little street urchin should be horse wiped out back in the woodshed. Let him feel the WRATH of GOD on his bare butt!!
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Default Re: I say Cold Beans for the Rebelious little Hellcat! - 12-09-2006, 02:24 AM

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That little street urchin should be horse wiped out back in the woodshed. Let him feel the WRATH of GOD on his bare butt!!
What kind of a "parent" foolishly spares her child the rod, then voluntarily calls the cops to cart him off so BIG BUBBA can give him "the rod" instead??

She might as well tie the lad up, naked and oiled and wearing an "Altar Boy" sign, outside a Cat-Licker "CHURCH"!!
 

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