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Halo Hello fellow christian brothers - 01-31-2016, 12:52 AM

My name is Adam, I'm a born again fundamentalist christian that sadly resides in London, an area that is saturated with heathens.

I have just recently turned 18 and I'm study physics, maths and English literature A levels at sixth form. I'm a budding creation scientist who wants to use the intelligence God blessed me with in order to enlighten people and to disprove evil theories such as round earth theory and evolution.

Most of the churches around my area are catholic but I have managed to find a fundamentalist baptist church. I've had some amazing times there including the soul survivor festival which we go on annually which I always enjoy.

My favourite bible verse is Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

I'm here because I have a lot of questions that I need your help with seen as you have more experience than me. I will list these questions at the end. I need answers to them to ensure that I am as close to The Lord as possible. I'll probably ask more as we go a long.

I'm also here because I suffer a lot of persecution from evil heathens. They ridicule my theories and try and "disprove me." Which is why I need the help of the true Christians here in order to help win against these guys and hopefully convert them to true Christianity.

Anyway here are some questions which I am confused about and need answers for. I'm not trying to have a debate, I am willing to follow the bible to the letter. I just need answers to the questions so I can take your advice and follow it. I especially need help from the creation scientists here because they have more experience than me

Question 1- When I've tried to tell these evil heathens at my sixth form that the sun is made out if coal. They tell me that an "absorbent spectrum" says it doesn't. How do I scientifically disprove them?

Question 2- When I tell them that the second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution, they say that "it only applies to chemical chaos" not uncivilised chaos. How do I answer them?

Questions 3- To get into sixth form you need relatively high GCSE grades (I have 7 A*s and 3 As). However God made females intellectually inferior to males. So therefore they could only get E grades max at GCSE which would not have been able to get them accepted into sixth form. However there are girls in my sixth form. How come girls have managed to get high enough grades to make it into sixth form? They can't have done it on they're own.

Question 4- Is getting a boner a punishment from God for lustful behaviour. I believe it is. It seems like a form of leprosy that people get smited with. I've never had one because I don't get these thoughts anymore.

Question 5- Can someone explain the northern lights to me. Obviously they can't be produced by the suns radiation seen as the sun is made out of coal. I have devised a theory saying that nitrogen dioxide is released from the ice and reacts with electrons in the air emitting green light, hence why it's called a greenhouse gas.

Thanks guys. God bless 🙏🙏🙏
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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 01-31-2016, 02:29 AM

Hello Adam, and welcome! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine! Tell us what you are doing to further the Word of God in your pathetic corner of the globe? If I were you, I wouldn't bother with the schooling any more. For one thing, you're clearly surrounded by lesbians and heathens alike with no more concern for the well being of the Son of God than they have for the last scab they picked off their decrepit, diseased, nether regions. For another, with all that time you spend learning which answers to regurgitate to the God-mocking teachers, you miss the opportunity to raise profit for the Good of the Body of Christ. You don't think jets come cheap, do you? How do you think the Word of God gets to the farthest corners of the globe in style, without embarrassing the King of Kings?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 01-31-2016, 03:36 AM

Greetings Scientist! I welcome you to this forum. I am also a student and a political scientist pursuing a degree in political science at the University of Wisconsin which is in Wisconsin. That is a state here in Babylon which is very close to Canada and Minnesota. It is very cold here. I come from Jamaica which is far from this snowy place.


I have heard that all of the white people have moved away from London and there are only coloured people there now. Is that true?


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Bible Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 01-31-2016, 04:34 AM

Dear Adam,

Creation Science is a discipline that is much more complex and technical than conventional scholarship. It is no wonder that your atheist acquaintances fail to understand its intricacies. Fortunately we have handbook that can always help: the Collected Works of Jesus Christ aka the Bible!



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Question 1- When I've tried to tell these evil heathens at my sixth form that the sun is made out if coal. They tell me that an "absorbent spectrum" says it doesn't. How do I scientifically disprove them?
The atheists fail because they use circular reasoning, which is a fallacy. They claim the the Earth is hundreds of thousands of years old and that the coal would have burned out by now because the Earth is hundreds of thousands years old. Because in reality the Earth is only slightly over 6000 years of age (Genesis 1:1), there is more than enough coal to last for these last few days before the Last Days (Revelation 22:20). As for the spectrum? Tell them that God is omnipotent (Revelation 19:6) and it is absolutely no problem for Him to make the spectrum look like anything He wishes! He can Create the spectral photons and the ultraviolent light on the way. As Jesus is deeply embedded in the photons, the light phenomenon (John 1:4), He can also affect them on the way.

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Question 2- When I tell them that the second law of thermodynamics disproves evolution, they say that "it only applies to chemical chaos" not uncivilised chaos. How do I answer them?
The II law is about order (1 Corinthians 14:40) and disorder (2 Thessalonians 3:11). First there was Chaos (Genesis 1:1), then there was a brief interval of order until the woman brought Chaos back (Genesis 3:6). Now everything deteriorates. Our genomes are experiencing entropy according to the II law.

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Questions 3- To get into sixth form you need relatively high GCSE grades (I have 7 A*s and 3 As). However God made females intellectually inferior to males. So therefore they could only get E grades max at GCSE which would not have been able to get them accepted into sixth form. However there are girls in my sixth form. How come girls have managed to get high enough grades to make it into sixth form? They can't have done it on they're own.
From the beginning, the woman was seduced by Satan (Genesis 3:6). Demons and unclean spirits whisper secrets into our ears (Revelation 18:2) all the time. They can reveal hidden things and make some people appear more intelligent than they are. These women are lustful and to be avoided (Ecclesiastes 7:26).

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Question 4- Is getting a boner a punishment from God for lustful behaviour. I believe it is. It seems like a form of leprosy that people get smited with. I've never had one because I don't get these thoughts anymore.
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Question 5- Can someone explain the northern lights to me. Obviously they can't be produced by the suns radiation seen as the sun is made out of coal. I have devised a theory saying that nitrogen dioxide is released from the ice and reacts with electrons in the air emitting green light, hence why it's called a greenhouse gas.
Please,consult the 1st answer about God's omnipotence and Jesus' dual nature of particles and radiation.

With all that said and done, I would still not place too much emphasis on the persecution and mocking by atheists. The more they harass us, the more prestigious our position in Heaven will be!



Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 01-31-2016, 08:25 PM

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Hello Adam, and welcome! Any friend of Jesus is a friend of mine! Tell us what you are doing to further the Word of God in your pathetic corner of the globe? If I were you, I wouldn't bother with the schooling any more. For one thing, you're clearly surrounded by lesbians and heathens alike with no more concern for the well being of the Son of God than they have for the last scab they picked off their decrepit, diseased, nether regions. For another, with all that time you spend learning which answers to regurgitate to the God-mocking teachers, you miss the opportunity to raise profit for the Good of the Body of Christ. You don't think jets come cheap, do you? How do you think the Word of God gets to the farthest corners of the globe in style, without embarrassing the King of Kings?

Hello sister in Christ. I am indeed surrounded by reprobates and it's worse in London than you think. We have been taken over by these beasts that call themselves "roadmen." Allow me to explain what they are:


They are typically young, trouble teenagers who set out on a rebellious, self destructive path. They dress themselves in Nike trainers, Adidas tracksuits and chavvy snapbacks. They frequently glorify drugs (main ones being laughing gas, weed and MDMA), fornication and they have the IQ of wild gorillas. Sadly a vast majority of the teenage population has been taken over by this subculture here in London. They pollute us all with they're awful grime music as well. They are also highly pugnacious.


I am one of the few fundamentalist teenagers left here in London and I want to win the souls of this lost generations back for Christ. But I am relatively inexperienced which is why I have come to you guys to help me win their souls.


I am stuffed doing A levels in my heathen sixth form in order to get decent qualifications, I don't want to do it. Pretty much everyone at my sixth form is lost and I need to convert them. I have a group of people I hang out with who I have been trying to convert in particular.


In this group we have a radical atheist from Ecuador who managed to convert most of the others to atheism, an atheist MMA fighter from Mauritius, a catholic from Poland, a liberal Christian from Ghana and many more lost souls. I have been trying to defend Christ against their arguments. The main atheist told me faith was illogical. I need your advice in how to deal with these people.


I am also a Christian musicians who has turned several evil songs in to godly songs to help people become better Christians. I'll post some of the lyrics soon in other threads once I'm allowed to.


I hope you can help me convert the teenage society of London into righteous warriors of Christ. If you have any questions about the teenagers in London just ask so we can work together to convert them.
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Hello sister in Christ. I am indeed surrounded by reprobates and it's worse in London than you think. We have been taken over by these beasts that call themselves "roadmen." Allow me to explain what they are:


They are typically young, trouble teenagers who set out on a rebellious, self destructive path. They dress themselves in Nike trainers, Adidas tracksuits and chavvy snapbacks. They frequently glorify drugs (main ones being laughing gas, weed and MDMA), fornication and they have the IQ of wild gorillas. Sadly a vast majority of the teenage population has been taken over by this subculture here in London. They pollute us all with they're awful grime music as well. They are also highly pugnacious.


I am one of the few fundamentalist teenagers left here in London and I want to win the souls of this lost generations back for Christ. But I am relatively inexperienced which is why I have come to you guys to help me win their souls.


I am stuffed doing A levels in my heathen sixth form in order to get decent qualifications, I don't want to do it. Pretty much everyone at my sixth form is lost and I need to convert them. I have a group of people I hang out with who I have been trying to convert in particular.


In this group we have a radical atheist from Ecuador who managed to convert most of the others to atheism, an atheist MMA fighter from Mauritius, a catholic from Poland, a liberal Christian from Ghana and many more lost souls. I have been trying to defend Christ against their arguments. The main atheist told me faith was illogical. I need your advice in how to deal with these people.


I am also a Christian musicians who has turned several evil songs in to godly songs to help people become better Christians. I'll post some of the lyrics soon in other threads once I'm allowed to.


I hope you can help me convert the teenage society of London into righteous warriors of Christ. If you have any questions about the teenagers in London just ask so we can work together to convert them.
Hello, dear, and to our Godly forum!

Your account of these evil beings that you're surrounded with is truly terrifying. I think you should run as fast as you can as far away as you can to avoid being polluted by their wicked thoughts and ways of being.

I am afraid that these wicked people you describe are the ones God created Hell for:

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

There is no way of converting them using logic, as God's logic goes against worldly logic:

1 Corinthians 3:18-19
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.

However, if you really want to help these poor souls, there's only one thing you can do: pray.

Mark 11:24 Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive [them], and ye shall have [them].


I hope that was helpful, dear.
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Hello sister in Christ. I am indeed surrounded by reprobates and it's worse in London than you think. We have been taken over by these beasts that call themselves "roadmen." Allow me to explain what they are:


They are typically young, trouble teenagers who set out on a rebellious, self destructive path. They dress themselves in Nike trainers, Adidas tracksuits and chavvy snapbacks. They frequently glorify drugs (main ones being laughing gas, weed and MDMA), fornication and they have the IQ of wild gorillas. Sadly a vast majority of the teenage population has been taken over by this subculture here in London. They pollute us all with they're awful grime music as well. They are also highly pugnacious.


I am one of the few fundamentalist teenagers left here in London and I want to win the souls of this lost generations back for Christ. But I am relatively inexperienced which is why I have come to you guys to help me win their souls.


I am stuffed doing A levels in my heathen sixth form in order to get decent qualifications, I don't want to do it. Pretty much everyone at my sixth form is lost and I need to convert them. I have a group of people I hang out with who I have been trying to convert in particular.


In this group we have a radical atheist from Ecuador who managed to convert most of the others to atheism, an atheist MMA fighter from Mauritius, a catholic from Poland, a liberal Christian from Ghana and many more lost souls. I have been trying to defend Christ against their arguments. The main atheist told me faith was illogical. I need your advice in how to deal with these people.


I am also a Christian musicians who has turned several evil songs in to godly songs to help people become better Christians. I'll post some of the lyrics soon in other threads once I'm allowed to.


I hope you can help me convert the teenage society of London into righteous warriors of Christ. If you have any questions about the teenagers in London just ask so we can work together to convert them.
Oh dear. That sounds truly horrifying. We have them in America, too. We call them "Wine Moms" and they generally live in suburbia, sniffing the Xanax and taking advantage of Obama's liberal government to legally get all potted up on weed. They wear yoga pants and trendy cross-fit shoes. They don't actually exercise any more muscles than it takes to vomit crab cakes and cheap red wine in order to make room for lobster (when on sale). They go to church for social reasons, and talk about Jesus as if he were the most suburbly devout boyfriend any woman could imagine. Somehow they think their husbands should naturally be drawn to this caricature, but in a non homosexual way. The men, of course, couldn't care less about this pansy version of a demigod, and spend their time shouting about football, and other introductory sports into violent homosexuality.

My philosophy is to have no personal philosophy (Jeremiah 17:9). I let the LORD do my thinking for me, and simply follow like an obedient servant (1 Corinthians 4:1). That way, when people look to me and see goodness, they see the face of Christ (although it looks like mine, they understand it's really His, not that He looks like me, but that He's hiding behind my face, but not the way it sounds, I mean, wait, never mind, moving on...). Also, when things are uncomfortable, they can know it's not me but Christ making them feel embarrassed, or angry, or incensed, or however they rationalize their guilt. Anyway, all the Glory goes to Christ.

Christ tells us that faith comes from hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17). To this end, I loudly proclaim the Word of God in public places where I know this rogue groups of Wine Moms congregate (public schools, tennis courts, Starbucks, etc), and read aloud from the book of Deuteronomy. I prefer the second half of chapter 28 as it lays out some of the various curses the LORD promises to inflict on those who reject His Affection, mysterious as they may be.

I believe the LORD shows me when to stop, by virtue of the local authorities coming over with looks of frustration and exasperation, and stun guns out at the ready. I believe at these times the LORD is telling me these are naught but swine, after whom I need not share the Good News as they won't care (Matthew 7:6), and were created to bring Him Glory by suffering in Hell for all eternity (Romans 9:17-18;Matthew 3:10).


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 02-08-2016, 01:04 PM

Hello there young Scientist. You sound very well educated for someone from England especially South East London. Tell me do you have all your own teeth?


Proverbs 10:26 | Read whole chapter
As vineger to the teeth, and as smoke to the eyes, so is the sluggard to them that send him.


Proverbs 30:14 | Read whole chapter There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their iaw-teeth as kniues, to deuoure the poore from off the earth, and the needy from among men.


Song of Solomon 4:2 | Read whole chapter Thy teeth are like a flocke of sheepe that are euen shorne, which came vp from the washing: whereof euery one beare twinnes, and none is barren among them.

As you can see as a Christian it is very important to have all your teeth.


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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 02-09-2016, 01:31 PM

Hello, I`m a newbie here! My name is Olivia!
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Romans 9:20
Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?


As the Apostle said: Who art thou?


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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 02-10-2016, 06:59 PM

Firstly, space probes and missions have proved that the Earth is not flat, but a slightly squashed sphere. Many things would not work if the Earth were flat. We wouldn't have the moon, there would not be tides, shadows would not exist, seasons would not exist, day and night would not happen and so on and so forth. Simply look at any photo of Earth.
The sun is also not made of coal. For if it was, it would have burned out by now, and if there was that much carbon inside it, it would become extremely dense and we would not orbit it. It would also just be a ball of fire rather than a luminescent object in the sky.

I really don't care that you are ignorant enough to believe that the sun is made of coal and the Earth is flat, but if you are going to spread your lies to others, that makes you a danger to the intellectual society. You will also most likely fail physics if you can't understand how gravity works, as evident by you thinking that the earth is flat. As for evolution being a lie, evolution is the very principal that determins who you are, just as stars died billions of years ago to make the atoms in your body. Evolution has been proven time and time again, but ignorant young earth creationists are simply too ignorant to see that that the mighty Darwin has simply crushed any evidence for a God. However, I will answer your questions nonetheless:
1) You can't. They clearly have at least some idea how the universe works
2) You can't, it is once again you that is wrong
3) No group of humans has any intellectual advantage over another, you are wrong (I'm seeing a trend here)
4) No, it's a natural part of male human behaviour
5) The northern lights are simply a solar flare ejected from the sun that creates light when it reacts with the chemicals in Earth's atmosphere. The Earth also would not have an atmosphere if it were flat.

Please stop tryng to spread your ridiculous theories to people. All theories are created equal, but any controversial evidence shall assign it to the bin.

However, I send my regards to you, and hope that you will eventually see that scientific theories obliterate 'god'.
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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 02-10-2016, 07:09 PM

Welcome Goldenshark. Thank you for your ridiculous opinions and absurd theories, but we have heard all that nonsense before. We ask that all newcomers proceed to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction. Your abrupt and sudden lecture, while amusing in a general sense, is quite rude. If you were at high tea and some ragamuffin darted in from the street to tell you a fairy tale, would you not find yourself offended? If you have come for fellowship and praise, you will be welcomed, even though you hail from a Muslim country. If you are another unsaved wretch here to explain things to the poor, dumb Christians as you sail past, you are not welcome and I must ask you to get on to your next stop.

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Default Re: Hello fellow christian brothers - 02-10-2016, 08:30 PM

We all have our own opinions, you ridicule my facts and I riducule your theories. I was not previously aware of the introduction, and shall proceed with that now. I am not on this forum to exchange insults, only to throw a different view of life into the mix to give people some food for thought.
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We all have our own opinions, you ridicule my facts and I riducule your theories. I was not previously aware of the introduction, and shall proceed with that now. I am not on this forum to exchange insults, only to throw a different view of life into the mix to give people some food for thought.

Greetings Goldensnark! I am afraid that you have begun to anger the white people. I myself am not a white man but I have been fairly well tolerated even though I am not Baptist. There have been few threats against me and no efforts to catch me. If you are truly far away in England I would believe you to be outside their grasp and thus completely safe. Here in Babylon we have heard that all the white people are moving out of England and they are already gone from London. This is very surprising. Are you a white man? Most of the white men in my home country which is Jamaica have long since left. I do not know where they went. Where are the English going? My best advice to you is to be polite and do not blaspheme against the word of Jah or the white people will ban you.

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