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Default Re: LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-11-2015, 05:50 AM

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blah blah blah. I feel so sorry for your children, because they will never grow up to know the beauty behind portal, or the fun of playing TF2 with their friends, or anything else of the sort, just because the games aren't actively preaching the word of god. blah blah blah


I briefly considered buying my boys one of those Pong games that they could play for 10 minutes a day providing their homework, chores, and prayer studies were completed, but didn't want them to get any homersex thoughts from the idea of two young men bumping balls around with phallic sticks.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 04:07 AM

I'll have you know I had to make and account just to reply to this,

Your opinions about the amazing game of team fortress are 1.Extremely bias 2. 2. Rather harsh and 3.down right wrong. Plus I am gay.

Let me first start be saying that I was originally going to make a big comment telling you that I fornicate with a rake and stuff. But I decided to be civil, so here you go.

In my TF2 career I have played more than 1000 hours of this game and every single one was great. The game play never gets old and its gay sex is great.
The Soldier you mentioned is supposed to be making fun of patriotic Americans. The Blood and gore is just apart of every video game, so deal with it because that is a big part of making games fun. And there are also lots of homosexual themes in the game and homosexuality is fine.

I have a lot more to say but i'm lazy and mad so if you want to reply do so and I will get back to you. I have to go suck off some strangers at a rest area next to the highway now.

I also did not know that people could be so stupid, and my comments have set the bar. cheers.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 04:16 AM

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And there are also no homosexual themes in the game whatsoever

Except for all the homersex themes outlined in this very thread, you mean.


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and even if there was there would be no problem because homosexuality is fine.

God says otherwise.

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I have a lot more to say but i'm lazy and mad so if you want to reply do so and I will get back to you.

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Rebuke Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 04:19 AM

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Your opinions about the amazing game of team fortress are 1.Extremely bias 2. 2. Rather harsh and 3.down right wrong.
1. Of course they are. We are on the side of Jesus. What about you?

Luke 11:23
He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.


2. Of course they are. It takes a lot of effort to get sinners to repent. We follow Jesus' example!

Matthew 23:33
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

3. Actually, we aren't. The correct answer is in the Bible. There is no 'team'. Instead, there is only ONE real fortress!



2 Samuel 22:2
And he said, The LORD is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;

Those who are against this ONE True™ fortress are against God and, hence, against Jesus Christ. Are you against Him? Are you so spoiled!?

Amos 5:9
That strengtheneth the spoiled against the strong, so that the spoiled shall come against the fortress.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 04:36 PM

Are you guys having problems with members using their phones to much at Landover? I'm a security guard at NewTennial Baptist church and everytime anybody had there phone we put in the churches 25,000 gallon shark tank. Sadly the electronic in the water have been hurting the sharks. Any suggestions on how to handle this smartphone problem?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 05:01 PM

Tom, we've yet to have a proper introduction from you. I know you are from Oklahoma, but that is no excuse for rudeness. Also, you seem teched. Maybe that is not your state, but I am hardly ever wrong in these assessments. You had best get right with Jesus and quick. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-13-2015, 09:12 PM

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Tom, we've yet to have a proper introduction from you. I know you are from Oklahoma, but that is no excuse for rudeness. Also, you seem teched. Maybe that is not your state, but I am hardly ever wrong in these assessments. You had best get right with Jesus and quick. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
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Alvin, I thought I gave you an introduction on a different thread? If you think otherwise maybe an interview would be better if you want to know more about me. ~Tom Grant
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-30-2015, 05:47 PM

Oh no! A 2007 M-RATED ADULT game that contains unrealistic blood and gore! How dare this Gabe Newell make a game that IS THE MOST POPULAR out of any of his other games? What's this? A doctor who makes our heroes invincible from time to time? Preposterous! Jesus does not approve of magic! What's this? All 9 characters are THANKING the Medic for his time to HEAL (NOT ANALLY RAPE) them? This must mean they had sex because our dirty minds thought differently when the Heavy says: "Get behind me doctor!" When really he is trying to protect his friend from being killed? GAY SEX IS WHAT IT ISN'T. What's this? A soldier? Surely he is a Christian man for protecting NOT AMERICA. Oh dear! He obliterated a man with am RPG! He is A CRAZED LUNATIC, NOT A SOLDIER OF AMERICA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR, FORM THAT MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE FOR HIS TEAM'S GAIN.

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Oh no! A 2007 M-RATED ADULT game that contains unrealistic blood and gore! How dare this Gabe Newell make a game that IS THE MOST POPULAR out of any of his other games? What's this? A doctor who makes our heroes invincible from time to time? Preposterous! Jesus does not approve of magic! What's this? All 9 characters are THANKING the Medic for his time to HEAL (NOT ANALLY RAPE) them? This must mean they had sex because our dirty minds thought differently when the Heavy says: "Get behind me doctor!" When really he is trying to protect his friend from being killed? GAY SEX IS WHAT IT ISN'T. What's this? A soldier? Surely he is a Christian man for protecting NOT AMERICA. Oh dear! He obliterated a man with am RPG! He is A CRAZED LUNATIC, NOT A SOLDIER OF AMERICA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR, FORM THAT MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE FOR HIS TEAM'S GAIN.

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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Oh no! A 2007 M-RATED ADULT game that contains unrealistic blood and gore! How dare this Gabe Newell make a game that IS THE MOST POPULAR out of any of his other games? What's this? A doctor who makes our heroes invincible from time to time? Preposterous! Jesus does not approve of magic! What's this? All 9 characters are THANKING the Medic for his time to HEAL (NOT ANALLY RAPE) them? This must mean they had sex because our dirty minds thought differently when the Heavy says: "Get behind me doctor!" When really he is trying to protect his friend from being killed? GAY SEX IS WHAT IT ISN'T. What's this? A soldier? Surely he is a Christian man for protecting NOT AMERICA. Oh dear! He obliterated a man with am RPG! He is A CRAZED LUNATIC, NOT A SOLDIER OF AMERICA IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR, FORM THAT MUST BE GAY BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE FOR HIS TEAM'S GAIN.

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Young lady why are you so mad? What has happened to make you so angry at Jesus?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Guns Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-31-2015, 08:55 AM

This solider character also says: "You were loud and ugly and now you're DEAD, Amen" and "You're dead, that's good amen." But it doesn't stop there. He says "If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!" And "God Bless America!" He is Christian and patriotic.


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Then said the king to the servants, Bind him hand and foot, and take him away, and cast him into outer darkness, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Jesus Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-31-2015, 09:08 AM

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I actually think this woman is right. Look at the cast of characters and you can see it's the full spectrum of homosexual sub-culture.


From Left to Right: Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom
Correction: From left to right: Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom.

I know that it's an evil game and all, but let's not spread lies shall we.

Leviticus 19:11 You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; You shall not lie to one another.


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Correction: From left to right: Rubber-suit S&M Fetishist, Construction Worker from the Village People, Man with a Gimp Mask, a shaved-head Bear, Cowboy from the Village People, Anorexic Emo Clubber, Soldier from the Village People, Biker from the Village People, Role-Playing Doctor that Performs Prostate Checks in the 3rd Stall in a Gay Bar Bathroom.

I know that it's an evil game and all, but let's not spread lies shall we.

Leviticus 19:11 You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; You shall not lie to one another.
I don't understand the point you're making and I don't like things that I don't understand.


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The only thing you've done is unreasonably insult me. I am in love with a horse, and I love being raped by one.


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The only thing you've done is unreasonably insult me. I am in love with a horse, and I love being raped by one.
It isn't rape if you enjoy it, friend. I'm not versed in feminazi politics and even I know that.

Nonetheless, this kind of deviance will not go unpunished.

A lifetime of rectal prolapse = an eternity in hell


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The only thing you've done is unreasonably insult me. I am in love with a horse, and I love being raped by one.
My lord! Young man what you need is an intensive one-on-one prayer session and deep tissue anointing with heated oils! Lord Jesus, I pray that you come inside this boy and allow your spirit to flow through me onto his weakened body! Lord, I beg that you allow me to lay hands upon this lost youth and bring him to come to you on his knees, begging for your mercy as you drive your love deep into his core during our special meeting.

Now you listen here, you filthy little demon! Be GONE from this boy! He can't be hurt by all the horses and all the rape in the world! We will work the rape OUT of his young body and we will chase you away demon! We will work that rape out over and over and over again!

We need to get you to the Boy's Bible Campground Immediately. How quickly can you get to the desolate wooded area about 40 miles southwest of Freehold, Iowa??? Don't think! There's no time for thinking! Just get here now!



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During your next visit, why not visit the Introduction Forum, and create your own thread there? I'm sure the True Christians™ are just dying to get to know someone with such keen observational skills. Please be sure to cover all the vital basics, such as what church you most recently desecrated by attending, which Bible verse makes you spit cornflakes the furthest, and how our Blessed Lord and Saviour touched your life inappropriately.


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