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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 04:57 PM
pssst
I had heard that Brother Temperance actually LIKES to drink!
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 05:06 PM
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pssst
I had heard that Brother Temperance actually LIKES to drink!
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Shut up you thoughtless little pig!
L ve, Sister Thumper
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 05:36 PM
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Shut up you thoughtless little pig!
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See! Only a matter of time before she would strut back in here.
Welcome BTB! Care to gossip about your hottie, Zeke?
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 06:08 PM
Oh yeah BTB...
are you worshipping your movie star gods?
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Feud between exes Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger flares up with release of angry voicemail
April 20, 2007
BY SANDY COHEN Associated Press
LOS ANGELES---- The festering bad blood between movie-star exes Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger erupted Thursday when an angry phone message from Baldwin to his daughter was made public. On the recording, Baldwin can be heard berating his 11-year-old, Ireland, <b>''You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.'' </b>
''You don't have the brains or the decency as a human being,'' he says, apparently upset that she did not answer her phone for a planned call.
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typical female and her gossip
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 06:36 PM
BTB worships God and baby JC. She's not a idol-worshiper or hell-bound sinner like us, Star Finder.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 07:20 PM
hmmmph
where do you think she got
<b>''You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.'' </b>
from?
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04-20-2007, 07:30 PM
and no...I'm not interested in hearing about your nappy headed ho of a rock or star god. I'll stick with the One True Religion thanks.
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04-20-2007, 08:03 PM
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hmmmph
where do you think she got
<b>''You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.'' </b>
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Huh, good question. Ask BTB.
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04-20-2007, 08:54 PM
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You don't know who Ségolčne Royal is?
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In all probability no, she doesn't. Otherwise she wouldn't have asked.
Have you been keeping your eyes on Jesus and tithing regularly, Tommy?
You usually have more sense.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-20-2007, 09:02 PM
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Shut up you thoughtless little pig!
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Amen, Sister. I couln't have put it better myself. It is just a pity all three of these sinners don't take your advice.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-20-2007, 09:04 PM
oh my, i guess you don't like opinionated outspoken women. Its to bad, women are not that bad.
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04-20-2007, 09:05 PM
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hmmmph
where do you think she got
<b>''You are a rude, thoughtless little pig.'' </b>
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She got it straight from the heart, Star, straight from the heart, and I understand perfectly where she is coming from.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-20-2007, 09:07 PM
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pssst
I had heard that Brother Temperance actually LIKES to drink!
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A lot of men do like to drink. I don't mind it once in awhile myself.
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04-20-2007, 09:17 PM
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oh my, i guess you don't like opinionated outspoken women. Its to bad, women are not that bad.
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Is that a reply to me? Or just to cyberspace in general.
"Opined and outspoken"? Let's be realistic here. Your problem (apart from not being able to spell) and the problem with this thread is that you are singularly, incomparably, spectacularly, and agonisingly boring. You are not just common garden boring like many who come here -- you are Guinness Book of Records boring. You are a world-class bore: I believe that you were so boring as a child that your parents ran away from home and the neighbours who came into contact with you tore out their hair and ran into traffic.
Did you know that Jesus can save you -- make you into an interesting and worthwhile person? Although I suspect that you are probably a special part of the Lord's master plan and will be used in Hell to torment the worst sinners with terminally boring chatter that they can't escape from.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 09:17 PM
Kike,
I think you should spend less time being wasted and more time in the Word of God. The more you spend time on trying to escape reality, the less time you have to accept the Love of Christ. Once your chance is gone, you are lost and you will spend eternity in Hell forever. Speak with Pastor Ezekiel if you would like a good story on how that will turn out...
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04-20-2007, 09:23 PM
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Kike,
I think you should spend less time being wasted and more time in the Word of God. The more you spend time on trying to escape reality, the less time you have to accept the Love of Christ. Once your chance is gone, you are lost and you will spend eternity in Hell forever. Speak with Pastor Ezekiel if you would like a good story on how that will turn out...
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Dr. or sir, whitch ever you want me to call you, I don't escape reality. I live it each and every day. Being confused in what I beleive in does not mean I escape reality. Like I keep saying I can not walk into a faith with open arms unless I beleive in all of it.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 09:27 PM
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A lot of men do like to drink. I don't mind it once in awhile myself.
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That doesn't surprise us. You should take note of what Dr Ernest said and spend more time reading the KJV1611 and less time mindlessly fornicating with every teenage boy you can manage to lure behind the bushes, less time M-ing when you can't get hold of a live one, less time drinking, and less time associating with Moonflower who will only lead you further astray. An insatiable libido like you admit to is invariably a sign of demons in the colon. Pastor Decon Fred has spoken about this at length. The demons of lust and laciviousness have you in a stranglehold, and only Jesus can save you. Please accept him into your life and repent before it is to late kirik.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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04-20-2007, 09:31 PM
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That doesn't surprise us. You should take note of what Dr Ernest said and spend more time reading the KJV1611 and less time mindlessly fornicating with every teenage boy you can manage to lure behind the bushes, less time M-ing when you can't get hold of a live one, less time drinking, and less time associating with Moonflower who will only lead you further astray. An insatiable libido like you admit to is invariably a sign of demons in the colon. Pastor Decon Fred has spoken about this at length. The demons of lust and laciviousness have you in a stranglehold, and only Jesus can save you. Please accept him into your life and repent before it is to late kirik.
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I don't fonicate with teenage boy,sir. I'm 26, so teenage boys are a little to young for me,and I don't lure anyone. If anything I'm the one being lured. Moonflower is nice and I don't mind talking to her at all so why would I stop.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 09:35 PM
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I don't fonicate with teenage boy,sir. I'm 26, so teenage boys are a little to young for me,and I don't lure anyone. If anything I'm the one being lured. Moonflower is nice and I don't mind talking to her at all so why would I stop.
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I AM very nice actually, except when mad. And I haven't tried to "stray" her from what she believes or doesn't believe, Eno. We've just been talking about men. As for her libido, fear not kiki, I have demons in my colon too.
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Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip -
04-20-2007, 09:40 PM
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I AM very nice actually, except when mad. And I haven't tried to "stray" her from what she believes or doesn't believe, Eno. We've just been talking about men. As for her libido, fear not kiki, I have demons in my colon too.
Moon
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I haven't ever figured out how something so enjoyable could be evil. And I know someone's going to come in here and qoute something. It still won't change the fact that its enjoyable though.
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