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Default Questions. - 02-02-2017, 09:00 AM

Hello, I've come across this forum today & I have a few questions.

I noticed multiple sexist comments. I mean I personally believe in evolution although I don't believe if there was another being they'd create a Gender you can "Slave" around atleast in my opinion that is wrong and I believe that'd have been something only a man would like I mean I'm not a feminist or anything although I don't believe in treating women like slaves it's kind of heatless in my opinion,


Gravity was another thing I noticed another thing in some flat Earth post I mean you guys are all entitled to your opinions although there is a difference between stupidity and an opinion sure I understand some of you may despise science although I have no reason to believe science is working against us although I'm willingto say 100% they definitely cover things up to keep the public from reacting in a negative way I mean I read the overwatch post someone had posted here and he broke his sons computer I believe that was over the line that's just my opinion though


So a question I've always had for Christians is why exactly does god "hate" homosexuals or is that just christians? Because I see it as love is love I mean sure you can choose a sexuality although sometimes humans cannot help exactly who they fall for and a good example of that would be transgenders once they finish their surgery and all would you goto hell for being with someone who was once transgender? Even if you never knew or find out? And I don't believe "God" would punish someone for having feelings i mean in my opinion that's rather heartless or maybe god just doesn't understand feelings because he doesn't know what it's like to love someone? Although I hear chirstians saying god loves everyone its just confusing maybe he sees gays as nobody?


So in the overwatch post I read that the childs father had "Put magnets in the pc case to absorb the sin from his computer" not only was that the dumbest thing I'd ever read it was also such a terrible thing to do to someone I mean if you're needing to remove "Sin" from a computer you don't have to ruin someones childhood over the issue I'd be willing to teach any of you how to use a computer properly if need be trust me it's not that hard, and putting these "Sin filled magnets" in a bin would've been completely pointless as a bin wouldn't stop sin nor would putting it outside as well as the fact that magnets don't actually absorb anything but the life of a computer, although after reading that post I believe it was joke as it seemed terrible to do such things


I seen a post of a guy saying he wanted to convert two gay males into straight Christians and multiple members of your community just started calling him gay and whatever else that's just bloody terrible i thought ya'll were working together to bring peace or whatever although all I seem to see is racism sexist comments and abuse have you all ever thought it was you who needed to change? Or does it say in the bible to "Hate gays, Hate Colored people, abuse people"


These are just questions I hope you don't take them to heart and also these are my opinions (An opinion cannot be wrong) also my Grammar is Terrible sorry about that, I also don't mean to offend anybody I'm only trying to have a better understanding of where everyone is coming from. many of these questions I have asked Christians over and over again to get no reply


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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 09:13 AM

"I seen a post of a guy saying he wanted to convert two gay males into straight Christians and multiple members of your community just started calling him gay and whatever else that's just bloody terrible i thought ya'll were working together to bring peace or whatever although all I seem to see is racism sexist comments and abuse have you all ever thought it was you who needed to change? Or does it say in the bible to "Hate gays, Hate Colored people, abuse people""


Note it's all I seen in posts although that doesn't count towards comments I seen many very sweet and kind comments in some other posts although that doesn't mean every post was perfect
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It would be nice to know who I'm explaining these things to, but I am confident that you'll introduce yourself in due course.

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So a question I've always had for Christians is why exactly does god "hate" homosexuals or is that just christians?
God does not necessarily tell us why. He only tells us what to do and what not to do. Regarding unnatural forms of sexuality, He is extremely clear. Both the New Testament and the Old testament agree strongly:

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (Read More...)

Romans 1:26-28 - For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: (Read More...)

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

1 Timothy 1:10 - For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;


God hates those who fail to obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13). He punishes them ever since the Fall (Genesis 3:6). The Punishment takes the form of eternal torture (Revelation 20:10). This punishment extends to the offspring of the sinners (Exodus 20:5).

Homosexuality is no worse than any other sin (James 2:10) except the unforgivable sin (Matthew 12:31). All sins lead to eternal torture in Hell. The problem is that the atheist conspiracy tries to make unnatural fornication seem like acceptable. If we look at the homosexuals, we can easily make that mistake. They can be gentle, loving and useful members of the society. If we did not have the Bible, we would not know that they are abominable in the eyes of Jesus.

But we have. We know.

God does not need to tell us why He feels so strongly about homosexuality.

Exodus 3:14
And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

We do not question. We obey. We LOVE. We LOVE the homosexuals so much that we cannot let them stay in ignorance. They need to know how Jesus feels about them in order to get them into heaven. The ones that Repent and choose Jesus will eventually thank us teary-eyed once in Heaven (God will take care of that; Revelation 21:4).

Now, who are you?

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Smile Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 11:46 AM

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who are you?
I prefer not sharing my real name although I'd be happy to share my Internet handle with you (Norx) & Thank you for answering that question, I'm not a homosexual or anything just think they shouldn't have such a bad reputation to me we're all flesh and bone 😀 I'd love to be part of your community eventually, I've always wished I could believe in God although it's just such a hard thing to put belief into for me as I have very little understanding of it all also I'm a strong believer in science just having something like that to believe in would definitely make life a much better place I believe, I used to believe in God as a child although in my later years around 12+ it'd really changed I'm 18 as of now so I'm hoping I can change
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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 12:26 PM

Hello Chinaman, your posts were so long and rambling, and bounced around through so many unrelated topics, that I honestly have no idea what you're getting at.

You need to focus in on what's important, and that is your relationship with Jesus.


Tell me, are you saved?


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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 12:49 PM

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Hello Chinaman,
Not sure if this is literal or just because you don't know my location (Australia)
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your posts were so long and rambling, and bounced around through so many unrelated topics, that I honestly have no idea what you're getting at.
My apologies I'm very new to writing in fourms and having such terrible grammar really puts me off as I type as I reread and have a hard time remembering most of what I'd just wrote and read as I have very bad memory

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You need to focus in on what's important, and that is your relationship with Jesus.
In Australia we don't focus on the learning of Jesus only God although we do learn about Jesus he isn't as influential in religion here I know him as the son of God and other then that all I know is he had helped people and he died for our sins


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Unfortunately not and I'm also very unsure on how that works and I'd read on this very fourm that "Retards don't goto heaven" I'm also considered a retard or disabled due to having Asbergers.


Correct me if I'm wrong with anything this is all just off of what I know

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Hello Norks, and welcome.

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Hello Chinaman,
Not sure if this is literal or just because you don't know my location (Australia)
It was probably a combination of your curious use of the American language and your liking for egg rolls. Tell us, are they a delicacy in your mountainous land?

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We can see that. It really puts me off too. Just a suggestion: shorter sentences and shorter posts. If you ask one question at a time, it will help everyone.

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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 01:11 PM

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Hello Norks, and welcome.



It was probably a combination of your curious use of the American language and your liking for egg rolls. Tell us, are they a delicacy in your mountainous land?

We can see that. It really puts me off too. Just a suggestion: shorter sentences and shorter posts. If you ask one question at a time, it will help everyone.

All the very best, dear,
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Your curious use of the American language and your liking for egg rolls. Tell us, are they a delicacy in your mountainous land?
I live in a city Although no it was a inside joke


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suggestion: shorter sentences and shorter posts. If you ask one question at a time, it will help everyone.
I will do that is there a way I can delete this post at all this fourm doesn't even seem to let me edit posts so I'm led to believe I'll have tomake an entirely new post,
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Unfortunately not and I'm also very unsure on how that works and I'd read on this very fourm that "Retards don't goto heaven" I'm also considered a retard or disabled due to having Asbergers.

Correct me if I'm wrong with anything this is all just off of what I know
Don't use your "disease" as an excuse. Retards go to Hell for the same reason non-retards go to Hell: not accepting Jesus as your saviour.
I can tell that you have the ability to accept Jesus, so you can be saved. Severe retardation, with people that cannot even understand words, is what guarantees a 100% chance to go to Hell.


Of course, you can think God is an idiot for creating disabled people and then send them to Hell for being disabled. Or creating mankind and a Heaven, with the condition to enter there that you have to adore Him all the time. I mean, not even Mussolini had such a cult of personality complex.


But we are not here to argue with God. After all, He is God and He is perfect.


The only thing you have to do is read the Bible and follow it 100%.


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In Australia we don't focus on the learning of Jesus only God although we do learn about Jesus he isn't as influential in religion here I know him as the son of God and other then that all I know is he had helped people and he died for our sins


Unfortunately not and I'm also very unsure on how that works and I'd read on this very fourm that "Retards don't goto heaven" I'm also considered a retard or disabled due to having Asbergers.


Correct me if I'm wrong with anything this is all just off of what I know

Austria has been officially kicked off America's BFF list by President Trump for doing a dirty deal with Obama which could have flooded America with thousands of pressure cooker bombers.


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It is hard for Aspies (and people who can't spell) to get to Heaven but if you are able to read and believe the Bible, obey Its Every Rule, and accept Jesus as your Saviour...there is a good chance for you.


However, Austrians will need extreme vetting to get to Heaven from all accounts.


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I assume you are some sort of gabby chink. Why do are you fascinated with the belly of a fat man and not 'going down on' God (that is how you kids say it, right?)
When are going to get married and have a wife who will jettison sons for Jesus?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Austria has been officially kicked off America's BFF list by President Trump for doing a dirty deal with Obama which could have flooded America with thousands of pressure cooker bombers.


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It is hard for Aspies (and people who can't spell) to get to Heaven but if you are able to read and believe the Bible, obey Its Every Rule, and accept Jesus as your Saviour...there is a good chance for you.


However, Austrians will need extreme vetting to get to Heaven from all accounts.


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Other then trump being an fit president that has nothing to do with anything not a fan of politics it just starts arguments and not all refugees are terrorists spelling has an affect on making it to heaven? that's false sorry
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I assume you are some sort of gabby chink. Why do are you fascinated with the belly of a fat man and not 'going down on' God (that is how you kids say it, right?)
When are going to get married and have a wife who will jettison sons for Jesus?
Belly of a fat man? very odd No idea what kids say these days I'm more of a social outcast I would prefer to adopt also as I believe that'll be a better option
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Mooselimb Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 02:46 PM

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Other then trump being an fit president that has nothing to do with anything not a fan of politics it just starts arguments and not all refugees are terrorists spelling has an affect on making it to heaven? that's false sorry
If a refugee was such a good person. they would stay put in their Godless land, suck it up and fight for their arid patch of dust. Instead, they all want to come to the USA to rape the White Women, rob people and kill all the God fearing decent, loving Christians.
No friend, anyone that is refugee is self identified as a murder. We do not need people that think like that here.


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Other then trump being an fit president that has nothing to do with anything not a fan of politics it just starts arguments and not all refugees are terrorists spelling has an affect on making it to heaven? that's false sorry

My first impulse is to join others here who have recommended to you the use of the period. By occasionally stopping your sentences, they will not be so difficult to understand. I suppose the poor education you have revealed here is common in Austria and I understand that there are a great many uncivilized people there who do not ken American.


While you have raised many issues, which you have falsely referred to as questions, I feel that it would be confusing to you to address too many of them in one reply, so I will answer this one. You are correct that not all refugees are terrorists. As many as 19 out of 20 just want to get to America to work in a small store, selling beer and cigarettes. Only one out of twenty wants to kill you. Thus, you will not die twenty times, but only once. How many friendly refugees do you think you would like to accept in your neighborhood?


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My first impulse is to join others here who have recommended to you the use of the period. By occasionally stopping your sentences, they will not be so difficult to understand. I suppose the poor education you have revealed here is common in Austria and I understand that there are a great many uncivilized people there who do not ken American.


While you have raised many issues, which you have falsely referred to as questions, I feel that it would be confusing to you to address too many of them in one reply, so I will answer this one. You are correct that not all refugees are terrorists. As many as 19 out of 20 just want to get to America to work in a small store, selling beer and cigarettes. Only one out of twenty wants to kill you. Thus, you will not die twenty times, but only once. How many friendly refugees do you think you would like to accept in your neighborhood?
Good food for thought.

If your numbers are accurate, it seems to me to simply have Federal LBC agents at all ports of entry, capturing the 20th person (then starting the count over again) coming to America and sending them back to the Hell hole from whence they came.


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
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Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 03:20 PM

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My first impulse is to join others here who have recommended to you the use of the period. By occasionally stopping your sentences, they will not be so difficult to understand. I suppose the poor education you have revealed here is common in Austria and I understand that there are a great many uncivilized people there who do not ken American.


While you have raised many issues, which you have falsely referred to as questions, I feel that it would be confusing to you to address too many of them in one reply, so I will answer this one. You are correct that not all refugees are terrorists. As many as 19 out of 20 just want to get to America to work in a small store, selling beer and cigarettes. Only one out of twenty wants to kill you. Thus, you will not die twenty times, but only once. How many friendly refugees do you think you would like to accept in your neighborhood?
Well clearly we aren't all educated right? "Australia" as I've stated, unfortunately yes I've issues with Grammar. First I'd like to point out how racist you're being, they're refugees not by choice, but you're in a first world country so I doubt you care, nor do I as why should I care? it's not my business although i don't go around being a racist, I doubt you like people calling you "fat stupid rednecks" or anything else. Americans had the ability to choose the 1250 refugees they'd accept and they'd also already accepted to take in the refugees, yes I'd let them live in my local area they're only people & I'm not racist although not everyone is as "Perfect" as yourself
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Default Re: Questions. - 02-02-2017, 03:25 PM

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Good food for thought.

If your numbers are accurate, it seems to me to simply have Federal LBC agents at all ports of entry, capturing the 20th person (then starting the count over again) coming to America and sending them back to the Hell hole from whence they came.
I have to agree with you I dont think refugees should have the privileges they do although if you were in the situation your opinion would change very fast
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Sorry about the grammar problem. You'd think that the schools in Australia would be able to teach simple grammar and maybe even some punctuation, but I know that they have given up on that so that the children won't feel bad for not being able to master how to use a comma.


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I have to agree with you I dont think refugees should have the privileges they do although if you were in the situation your opinion would change very fast
Of course you have to agree with me. I as right as a Kate is accurate.
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