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I one day found out about the KJV, and ever since that day, I went ahead and turned into an extremist, of course this will most likely happen to me

However, I still to this day pray to m'lord and Jesus.
We all know that we should be nice to anybody, however sinners cannot be forgiven unless they confess to their sins.


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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:17 PM

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I one day found out about the KJV, and ever since that day, I went ahead and turned into an extremist, of course this will most likely happen to me

However, I still to this day pray to m'lord and Jesus.
We all know that we should be nice to anybody, however sinners cannot be forgiven unless they confess to their sins.


"Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath"
Hi sweetie and to our Godly forum!

Congratulations! You win the Most Incoherent Introduction Award this month.

Please do tell, how do you justify the "be nice to anybody" bit, and also explain what do you mean by it.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:25 PM

"Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: "

Even if an extremist dirty liberal came over and called us dirty slaves, we still have to try and be calm about it, of course they are still slimy people who will go to hell. But at the least, we still need to show respect.
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Bible Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:30 PM

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"Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice: "

Even if an extremist dirty liberal came over and called us dirty slaves, we still have to try and be calm about it, of course they are still slimy people who will go to hell. But at the least, we still need to show respect.
You are a prime example of cherry picking, dear.

Let's see this verse in its proper context, shall we?

Ephesians 4:31-32
31 Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
32 And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.

That means, among us Christians. As far as everybody else goes, Jesus just want us to live peacefully with these abominations if possible:

Romans 12:18 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men.

If possible and only if that's OK with our personalities. These are two very big if's, if you ask me.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:37 PM

I guess, but hey, I guess trying to be a good person is always the right thing, right, Donald Trump is a prime example of somebody who respects the lord and Jesus, and will continue to shine upon us.

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Trump Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:43 PM

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I guess, but hey, I guess trying to be a good person is always the right thing, right, Donald Trump is a prime example of somebody who respects the lord and Jesus, and will continue to shine upon us.
Amen!

He's going to lead us against the Hittites and Caananites of today:

Deuteronomy7:1-6
1 When the Lord thy God shall bring thee into the land whither thou goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nations before thee, the Hittites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Canaanites, and the Perizzites, and the Hivites, and the Jebusites, seven nations greater and mightier than thou;

2 And when the Lord thy God shall deliver them before thee; thou shalt smite them, and utterly destroy them; thou shalt make no covenant with them, nor shew mercy unto them:

3 Neither shalt thou make marriages with them; thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son.
4 For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the Lord be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly.
5 But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire.
6 For thou art an holy people unto the Lord thy God: the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself, above all people that are upon the face of the earth.

It will be a mighty good feeling, when we destroy all of these terrorists and kill all of their families, possibly families, and just about everyone who doesn't look like us.

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You cannot trigger me, dear. Your persecution can only make me stronger:

Matthew 5:10-12
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.


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Trump Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 05:49 PM

We all know Trump is the right man, I for one support Trump for actually trying to help the United States, he has so many great policies for America and will as he has stated, make America great again.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:01 PM

Friend, you come to us from godless England with the same muddled appreciation of God and His word that we commonly encounter in those who suffer to live in the same area that you have been imprisoned. The good news is that you seem to have glimpsed the light. I urge you to begin a study of the Holy Bible, which is God's word and contains His rules; all of them and they are many. Take care to obtain a King James Version, as it is the only reliable rendition of the Word. In this fashion, you will learn God's plan.

That said, why don't you tell us more about your life in godless England? Are you forced to learn the Arabic language of the new population of England? How do you defend your womenfolk against the atrocities visited on the righteous by Muslims? Which revolver do you favor? Do please tell us everything.

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Rebuke Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:07 PM

Hey, actually they did force us to learn the Arabic Language, they treated us all like slaves, every single one of us, I had to defend myself with a colt anaconda .44 magnum revolver, however I didn't kill anybody, as I knew if I did, I was sure to go to hell. I tried my best to defend them by teaching them the path to a greater world, and for now, I am safe and I am sure I am protected by something, God Bless!
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:21 PM

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I didn't kill anybody, as I knew if I did, I was sure to go to hell.
Please remember that genocide is good when committed in the name of Jesus. See the Deuteronomy quote above, and Jesus Himself also confirmed this:

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:25 PM

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Hey, actually they did force us to learn the Arabic Language, they treated us all like slaves, every single one of us, I had to defend myself with a colt anaconda .44 magnum revolver, however I didn't kill anybody, as I knew if I did, I was sure to go to hell. I tried my best to defend them by teaching them the path to a greater world, and for now, I am safe and I am sure I am protected by something, God Bless!
There are very few guns in Swindon. Many roundabouts but very few guns.

Maybe you put the Over Watches down and think about our Lord Jesus Christ Himself?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:31 PM

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Maybe you put the Over Watches down and think about our Lord Jesus Christ Himself?

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Thank you for your guiding wisdom, Dr. I've been wondering why this poster hasn't mentioned Jesus or what he's done for Jesus or how grateful he is that Jesus hasn't smited him. Instead, I feel like I'm supposed to feel guilty for not acting like a pansy and bowing and grovelling to every person I see. What kind of behavior is that for royalty (2 Corinthians 6:18)?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Jesus Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 06:39 PM

Jesus to this day, has changed me so much, made me start a new, and made me learn so much about Trump, Donald Trump has also taught me so much in life, and honestly I could not be blessed like this if God and Jesus didn't help me get all the way here, and I still pray to Jesus about doing this for me and my family.
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My dear husband had cause to drive through Swindon once. Were it not for the Power of Prayer, he would still be on the Magic Roundabout.


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Jesus to this day, has changed me so much, made me start a new, and made me learn so much about Trump, Donald Trump has also taught me so much in life, and honestly I could not be blessed like this if God and Jesus didn't help me get all the way here, and I still pray to Jesus about doing this for me and my family.
Hello Snake Eye,

Somehow I doubt that you understand what Mary meant with ¨the mentioning of Jesus¨. Let me help you: You are supposed to base it on scripture. That scripture you can find here. Have fun reading!

Kind regards,

Roland


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 07:09 PM

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I one day found out about the KJV, and ever since that day, I went ahead and turned into an extremist, of course this will most likely happen to me

However, I still to this day pray to m'lord and Jesus.
Hello Mr. Eye, and welcome to this lovely community! If you truly want to follow Jesus 100%, this community will receive you with open arms...


So as you have been reading the Bible, which parts did convince you to follow Jesus? Was it the homophobia, xenophobia, misogyny, justification of genocide, or the embrace of slavery?... Or was it God's love of human suffering in general that spoke to you...?


Personally, I'm still torn and unsure how can I follow such a cruel God... But I know that I will burn in Hell forever for having this doubt...


John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 09:47 PM

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Hey, actually they did force us to learn the Arabic Language, they treated us all like slaves, every single one of us, I had to defend myself with a colt anaconda .44 magnum revolver, however I didn't kill anybody, as I knew if I did, I was sure to go to hell. I tried my best to defend them by teaching them the path to a greater world, and for now, I am safe and I am sure I am protected by something, God Bless!
Spoiler Alert, that was a big lie, I know shocking.
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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 10:24 PM

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Spoiler Alert, that was a big lie, I know shocking.

We expect odd behavior from the English. All Christians and most even vaguely normal Englishmen decamped for America long ago, leaving a far weaker strain to cope with the forces of Satan. That said, I still have no idea what you are trying to do. Also, I have been studying that picture you have posted of yourself. I'm sorry, but there is no way that is an Englishman. The English are weak sissies, not manly construction men. What is the meaning of all this, friend?


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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 10:30 PM

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Spoiler Alert, that was a big lie, I know shocking.
Not really.


And as knowledgable followers of the Bible, we are difficult to shock.

I was just talking to a young woman yesterday who had never heard of the story of Lot. Now, she did seem shocked when I explained that Lot told a crowd of lust-crazed perverts that they could have his two daughters to rape if they would just leave his gentlemen dinner guests alone.

If you read the actual verses, Snake Eye, you will see that Lot emphasizes his daughters' virginity when he offers them to the crowd. One can only assume that he thought they would only be more enticed to commit gang rape on his daughters instead of his guests if they knew their victims were virgins. And that just shows how stupid they were, since only the first rapist to force himself on each girl would have a virgin to violate. The rest would have to make do with "sloppy seconds"(or fortieths, depending upon how many of them there were.)

One way or the other, Lot was determined to protect the fellows who had come to rest and refresh themselves under his roof. And God rewarded him for his priorities by making sure that Lot got out of that horrible town safely. Can you just imagine? Threatening to rape some innocent young men who were sitting down to enjoy a nice meal?


Now, THAT is shocking.



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Default Re: I knew you would want me here. - 01-12-2017, 10:52 PM

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Thank you for your guiding wisdom, Dr. I've been wondering why this poster hasn't mentioned Jesus or what he's done for Jesus or how grateful he is that Jesus hasn't smited him. Instead, I feel like I'm supposed to feel guilty for not acting like a pansy and bowing and grovelling to every person I see. What kind of behavior is that for royalty (2 Corinthians 6:18)?
This is what happens when the Bible(KJV1611) is banded from schools and prayer is replaced with the homersexualism: Jesus' most temporary Sacrifice is forgotten and the Ataris and the Nintendos are all the young folk want.

When I think of all those clean limbed young youths playing with each other in their bed rooms I become quite enflamed with the power of Jesus to bring them into the embrace of the Lord!

Glory!

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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