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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Also, there are around 423,300 Christians living here.
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So that would be about 50% of your prison camp population?
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-14-2016, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
So that would be about 50% of your prison camp population?
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You spelled happy camp wrong.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 06:29 PM
Hello Mr. Un, and welcome to our friendly forums. I just LOVED you in Team America! I had no idea you had such a lovely singing voice!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hello Mr. Un, and welcome to our friendly forums. I just LOVED you in Team America! I had no idea you had such a lovely singing voice!
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Thank you friend, but that was my noble father, Kim Jong-il, and it was also a puppet and not a real mans. Team America is an imperialist propaganda film like The Interview.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 07:25 PM
Friends - I am no a dictator. I run for in a election every five years. Like every member of the DPRK government, I must be voted to remain in power. It is American Pig-Dog leaders George W. Bush and another man (who I will not name because I don't want to get an infraction for calling him a pig-dog) who became Presidents without the majority votes of their country, in fact.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Landover Senior Outreach Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Friends - I am no a dictator.
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Yet you drink Hennessy (far too much and far too often it is said) and gorge on prime rib (or whatever has made you a fat little blimp) while your people fight each other for a cup of rice. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Yet you drink Hennessy (far too much and far too often it is said) and gorge on prime rib (or whatever has made you a fat little blimp) while your people fight each other for a cup of rice. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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This is not true. It is propaganda. Korean people only suffer because of imperialist sanctions, and I limit myself to the food that they eat. I am not fat, I am big-boned.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
[...] and I limit myself to the food that they eat.[...]
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If you ingest the same amount of calories as the rest and you still get to be obese that would mean you are a lazy socialist. Is that a pleonasm?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-15-2016, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Thank you friend, but that was my noble father, Kim Jong-il, and it was also a puppet and not a real mans. Team America is an imperialist propaganda film like The Interview.
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Did you get to meet Matt Damon anyway?
Of course now I recognize your picture from your avatar! You invented that Gangnom Style routine!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-16-2016, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Did you get to meet Matt Damon anyway?
Of course now I recognize your picture from your avatar! You invented that Gangnom Style routine!
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Friend, that will PSY, a South Korean man, but he will citizen of DPRK when Korea is reunified.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-16-2016, 09:00 AM
Who's the fool in the background? Is that the latest concubine?
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-16-2016, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Who's the fool in the background? Is that the latest concubine?
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Friend, my advisers will told me that he will a dancer.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-16-2016, 09:16 PM
Dear False Chinaman,
I was wondering if you could share with us your opinion of the proposal to rid the world of the wretches of North Korea by leveling the God forsaken country with atomic bombs. They have been a big problem of late and they are scaring the Japanese. No one is really concerned about North Korea shooting a missile at California, but one day they might be able to hit some more valuable part of the country, like Texas for instance. We know you are some kind of Frenchman, though we are not sure which of the European countries you actually come from, and thus ready to surrender at a moments notice, but we are uncertain as to exactly how you would act if we destroyed North Korea. Since you seem to have some unexplainable interest in that part of the world, perhaps you could share some insight.
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this issue.
P.S.- There is a large contingent of Frenchmen in Hell. Perhaps they will elect you chairman.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-16-2016, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Friend, my advisers will told me that he will a dancer.
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oh I've never heard it called that before
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
12-21-2016, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Dear False Chinaman,
I was wondering if you could share with us your opinion of the proposal to rid the world of the wretches of North Korea by leveling the God forsaken country with atomic bombs. They have been a big problem of late and they are scaring the Japanese. No one is really concerned about North Korea shooting a missile at California, but one day they might be able to hit some more valuable part of the country, like Texas for instance. We know you are some kind of Frenchman, though we are not sure which of the European countries you actually come from, and thus ready to surrender at a moments notice, but we are uncertain as to exactly how you would act if we destroyed North Korea. Since you seem to have some unexplainable interest in that part of the world, perhaps you could share some insight.
Thank you in advance for your consideration of this issue.
P.S.- There is a large contingent of Frenchmen in Hell. Perhaps they will elect you chairman.
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Friend, I am not Chinese, French or any kind of European. I am a very proud Korean. I have false IP address which I get from a Tor browser. I use it because U.S. government censor North Korean IP addresses so that the truth will not get out that we have internet access, because they want to pretend with their propaganda that I am a totalitarian dictator and will not allow internet, when in actual fact, every Korean has internet freedom. If you nuke DPRK, I will be devastate, however, it will be impossible to do so as we are the beacon of socialism and cannot be destroy. Thank.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Greetings from glorious DPRK -
02-08-2017, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
The Interview.
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I just watched that and usually enjoy a good documentary. Only one criticism, in future documentaries spend less time on the "buddy" stuff and character development. Concentrate on the actual issues - what would be the "plot" in other formats. The "bonding episodes" if that's what they're supposed to be can only ever resonate with a single country, a place where people actually do and actually say things like that, and I'd imagine you'd like a broader audience than 1.
Other than that it was quite informative.
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