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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
12-26-2015, 07:25 PM
Place your bets here.
Who will take a seat on Train in 2016?
Here are my bets:
Abe Vigoda
Alan Rickman Alan Thicke
Anton Yelchin Andrew Lloyd Webber
Andy Dick
Angela Lansbury
Angelina Jolie
Aretha Franklin
Ariana Grande
Arnold Palmer
Barry Gibb
Beverly Cleary
Billy Graham
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bryant Gumbel
Carol Channing
Casey Kasem
Chuck Barris Dan Haggerty (Grizzly Adams)
David Bowie
David Rockefeller
Debbie Harry
Delores Hope
Dick Cheney
Don Imus
Don Pardo
Don Rickles
Don Shula
Doris Day
Eli Wallach
Fats Domino Frank Sinatra Jr.
Fidel Castro
Florence Henderson
Gene Wilder Gary Marshall
Gary Shandling
Glen Campbell
Glen Frey
George Kennedy
Heidi Fleiss
Henry Kissinger
Holly Dunn
Hugh Downs
Hugh Hefner
James Garner
James Noble
Janet Reno
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Jim Nabors
Jimmy Carter
Joe Garagiola
Joe Jackson
Joe Piscopo
John Glenn
John McCain
John Travolta
Judge Joseph Wapner
Karl Rove
Keith Richards
Kim Jong Un
Kirk Douglas
Latoya Jackson
Lee Iococca
Linda Ellerbee
Lindsay Lohan
Little Richard
Magic Johnson
Margaret O'Brien
Marion Barry
Maureen O'Hara
Merle Haggard
Michael Douglas
Mick Jagger
Mick Mars
Mickey Rooney
Morley Safer
Muhammad Ali
Nancy Reagan
Olivia De Haviland
Patty Duke
Paul McCartney
Penny Marshall
Prince
Prince Phillip
Queen Elizabeth II
Randy Travis
Raquel Welch
Regis Philbin
Ronnie Biggs
Ron Glass
Sandra Day O'Conner
Shirley Temple Black
Sid Caesar
Soleil Moon Frye
Stan Lee
Stephen Hawking
Steven Hill
Suzanne Somers
Terry Pratchett
Todd Bridges
Ursula Andress
Val Kilmer
Valerie Harper
William Christopher
William Shatner
Yoko Ono
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Re: Dead Pool 2016 -
12-26-2015, 08:53 PM
Bernie Sanders
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Re: Dead Pool 2016 -
12-26-2015, 09:09 PM
Jesus, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, does not always grant us our prayers. Nonetheless, we beseech thee O Lord, grant us the dispatch to the Lake of Fire of the following in priority that the long suffering of Your faithful servants be lessened in the coming year.
Amen.
Andrew Lloyd Webber
Angelina Jolie
Bob Barker
Bryant Gumbel
Carol Channing
David Rockefeller
Debbie Harry
Doris Day
Fidel Castro
Heidi Fleiss
Henry Kissinger
Hugh Downs
Hugh Hefner
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lewis
Jim Nabors
Jimmy Carter
John McCain
John Travolta
Karl Rove
Keith Richards
Kim Jong Un
Latoya Jackson
Lee Iococca
Lindsay Lohan
Mickey Rooney
Paul McCartney
Penny Marshall
Prince Phillip
Queen Elizabeth II
Regis Philbin
Valerie Harper
William Shatner
Yoko Ono
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
12-27-2015, 03:07 AM
33.333333333.... % of all mankind.
Revelation 9:18
By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.
Their names do not matter, but I'm pretty sure all your suggestions will be included.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 03:26 PM
DAVID BOWIE - dead at 69.
wins again!
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 07:18 PM
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And what a shame that is, guy's an absolute rock legend, with one of the biggest discographies that's been pretty consistently good with a lot of exceptional records, too.
I'm glad we got Blackstar as a sort of farewell album. I still wish the whole thing is a marketing stunt (i.e., Lazarus).
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout11
And what a shame that is, guy's an absolute rock legend, with one of the biggest discographies that's been pretty consistently good with a lot of exceptional records, too.
I'm glad we got Blackstar as a sort of farewell album. I still wish the whole thing is a marketing stunt (i.e., Lazarus).
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What's the shame is that he wasted his life pursuing art and expression in the form of music, rather than convincing others to believe the fantastic stories in the Holy Bible, stories about talking snakes, creating thousands of languages in a single afternoon, women turning into pillars of salt, a global flood that wiped out all life, a river turning into blood, burning ice falling from the skies, a pillar of fire floating through the skies, Moses parting the Red Sea, a river bursting out of a rock, God flying around in a cloud ship and zapping the Israelites with fire beams, talking donkeys, a sound of trumpets crumbling the walls of Jericho, the day and night cycle stopping at Joshua's command, Samson's super human strength and his 1 vs 1000 victory over armed and armored soldiers using nothing but a donkey's jawbone, speaking ghosts, Solomon's 1000 mates, God & Israelite killing a 1 million strong Cushite army, Jesus walking on water, Jesus raising the dead, Jesus turning water to wine, Jesus feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, the earth quaking when Jesus died and zombies walking the streets, Jesus rising from the dead and flying to Heaven. How many souls will follow Bowie into Hell because he neglected the opportunity to save souls?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
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He even felt the need to die at a repugnant homosexual age. Good riddance to a true weirdo.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 09:51 PM
He was the gay guy with a penchant for ladies' make-up, wasn't he? He also had eyes of different colors - weird mentally and weird physically.
He did get a knife named for him though... Won't do much good where his soul now is...
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-11-2016, 09:52 PM
He was an Englishman and a race mixer. As an English man, he was, of course, homosexual or possibly bisexual. His life was an affront to the Lord and he is lucky to have avoided Hell as long as he did.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-14-2016, 03:58 PM
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-14-2016, 05:20 PM
So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
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Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology) Victim of atheist scientific persecution
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-14-2016, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?
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Verily, Sister, there is!
First, it is contained within the age of the oldest human being that God ever Created:
Genesis 5:27
And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.
This is a clear message from God. Metuselah was awarded with an unusually long life. The lower life-forms, the sodomites, get the same number minus nine hundred. That is how many times less God respects them.
Secondly, we have Psalms 69 that also refers to sodomites:
Psalms 69:23-24
Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake. Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
The sodomites cannot stop the fornicatory movements of their loins for one second. They are in a state of constant unnatural arousal. As a result, the wrathful anger of God takes hold of them.
These are no coincidences. They are warnings. I'm just praying that the sodomistic community takes heed!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-14-2016, 08:59 PM
... wrong forum...
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-14-2016, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
So many sodomites are passing on to Satan at the age of 69 lately. Is there some significance to the number 69 that I don't know about?
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Not only that - for both of them the official cause of death is previously unknown "cancer". So aids is the new cancer? Do they really expect us to swallow that?
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-18-2016, 11:29 PM
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
01-19-2016, 03:27 AM
Everyone who isn't a True Christian,™ of course.
Proverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
02-06-2016, 08:42 PM
You know, I'm starting to think that Zsa Zsa Gabwhore is really a demon dressed as a scary old woman. Today is her 99th birthday. She is missing her limbs and can't eat real food. Maybe she eats aborted baby fetuses? All I know is, she cannot be human.... she just keeps living on and on and on...........
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Los Angeles Times
Stars
TV: North side of the 6900 block of Hollywood Boulevard
Actress
Born Sari Gabor on Feb. 6, 1917 in Budapest, Hungary
Zsa Zsa Gabor is the most famous of three sisters who were as well known for their lavish lifestyles and their many marriages as for their show business careers.
Although she appeared in more than 40 films, most notably “Moulin Rouge” in 1952 and “Touch of Evil” in 1958, Gabor was best known as a celebrity, famous for being famous. She was related through marriage to the current tabloid favorite Paris Hilton, who had her own well-publicized run-in with the law for driving violations.
Gabor, a native of Hungary who put “dahlink” in the vernacular of mid-20th century America, was a celebrity of the old school who believed in glamour. She once said of today’s actresses, “When you see them in real life, they look like nothing.” Not so Zsa Zsa, who flaunted her jewels and furs and vast wardrobe.
She pursued the spotlight as avidly as she did husbands, marrying nine times. The most notable of Gabor’s marriages came in 1942, shortly after she arrived in the United States when she wed hotel magnate Conrad Hilton, who was three times her age.
She made more than 40 films, including the campy “Queen of Outer Space” and other even more forgettable movies. She was a frequent guest on Jack Paar’s popular late-night talk shows in the 1950s and ’60s and appeared on “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” and on sitcoms such as “Mister Ed” and “My Three Sons,” more often than not as herself.
She also wrote several autobiographies, including the slender 1970 book “How to Catch a Man, How to Keep a Man, How to Get Rid of a Man.”
To catch a man, she said, a woman should “have a magnificent bosom and a half-size brain.” She also advised: “Never loan an ex-husband any money. He will only use it on other women.”
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http://projects.latimes.com/hollywoo...zsa-zsa-gabor/
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: HELL TRAIN Dead Pool 2016 -
12-18-2016, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
You know, I'm starting to think that Zsa Zsa Gabwhore is really a demon dressed as a scary old woman. Today is her 99th birthday. She is missing her limbs and can't eat real food. Maybe she eats aborted baby fetuses? All I know is, she cannot be human.... she just keeps living on and on and on...........
http://projects.latimes.com/hollywoo...zsa-zsa-gabor/
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SHOUT GLORY! She finally kicked the bucket! I bet her husband, Prince Von Ahole, finally got tired of her lingering on aaaaaand on so he finally dropped kicked her into
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