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Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-08-2007, 10:53 PM
Ladies of landover your prayer are answered! strong asian male have big gun with plent of ammo if you are catch my drift (explain for American I am really talk about genital)
I am very macho sexy but also am have softy side (I cry when watch sleepless in seatle). Ladies I am make promise you sleepless in whatever town where live because I am all night love machine. I am willing for travel as long as you paying plane ticket (am college student okay).
Ladies if you POW (mean prisoner of war) in bad relationship this hunky Rambo is rescue you!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Sweet Jesus I thought we were rid of you, Hop-Sing. Didn't they lock you up after your cousin shot up those homers out in Virginia Tech?
At any rate, as you've been told 100 times before, no True Christian female would be interested in fornicating with a little yellow monkeyboy. Your bizarre photo shopped picture fools no one.
When are you going to quit studying secular foolishness and accept Christ? We could use an ornamental like you to do missionary work in Tibet, where they worship the demon Yeti.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Righteous and Patriotic Highest body count at the VFW
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 02:00 AM
I thought you blew a tunnel through your head after you killed all those kids in Virginia?
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 03:47 AM
Rofl so obviously photoshopped.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 04:19 AM
Lols. I'll give you credit on the photoshop.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 06:46 PM
This obvious Homer has spammed delusional posts begging for our women before.
God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshall
This obvious Homer has spammed delusional posts begging for our women before.
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excuse but I am ask your name is marshall or Marsha? This thread is for LADIES of landover as I am say at thread beginning. you are need for minding own business and let me get on my groove.
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Lols. I'll give you credit on the photoshop.
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what else you give me, sugar honey?
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True Christian™ Princess The Driving Force behind RA12 Have at it, anytime!
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 09:07 PM
Cringing CHRIST, but there is that Yellow Menace again!
Quick Ma, the FLIT!!!
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Sweet Jesus I thought we were rid of you, Hop-Sing. Didn't they lock you up after your cousin shot up those homers out in Virginia Tech?
At any rate, as you've been told 100 times before, no True Christian™ female would be interested in fornicating with a little yellow monkeyboy. Your bizarre photo shopped picture fools no one.
When are you going to quit studying secular foolishness and accept Christ? We could use an ornamental like you to do missionary work in Tibet, where they worship the demon Yeti.
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Uh oh...Zeke, are you jealous photo-shopped Rambo is going to steal BTB? Don't worry, Matt will steal her first.
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
Moderatio est Figmentum
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by SUV
Cringing CHRIST, but there is that Yellow Menace again!
Quick Ma, the FLIT!!!
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I am not understand why you insult me but I try be christian and turn cheek. May Jesus smile on you.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Hitoshi
what else you give me, sugar honey?
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Oh, back off. Sorry, Hitoshi, I'm taken. I heard that some of the Landover ladies are free though.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
Oh, back off. Sorry, Hitoshi, I'm taken. I heard that some of the Landover ladies are free though.
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Heh.. So NOW you are taken huh?
But we all noticed how you threw yourself at brother Remy earlier, harlot!
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Heh.. So NOW you are taken huh?
But we all noticed how you threw yourself at brother Remy earlier, harlot!
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Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
My boyfriend is more than enough. *sighs*
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
My boyfriend is more than enough. *sighs*
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Don't you deny it! We all saw it.
And you've thrown yourself at brother Wash and me too.
So go peddle your damaged goods elsewhere, you depraved prostitute:
We True Christian men have no interest in what you're selling! (or giving away for free either for that matter.)
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Christ's Love Messenger
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
Eh? When did this happen? I don't like Remy, I actually think he's an idiot....
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What exactly do you have against negroes missy? Remy has been washed by the Blood of Jesus and is now a butter-caramel white person. Are you a racist or just another man-hating feminazi?
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Don't you deny it! We all saw it.
And you've thrown yourself at brother Wash and me too.
So go peddle your damaged goods elsewhere, you depraved prostitute:
We True Christian men have no interest in what you're selling! (or giving away for free either for that matter.)
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What the fork? Uh, no. Christian = HUGE turnoff for me. Sorry.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-09-2007, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Deaner
What exactly do you have against negroes missy? Remy has been washed by the Blood of Jesus and is now a butter-caramel white person. Are you a racist or just another man-hating feminazi?
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I have nothing against people of African descent. My mother is one. I don't hate men either. I like cock, thank you very much.
I don't like Remy because he's mean and stupid.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
What the fork? Uh, no. Christian = HUGE turnoff for me. Sorry.
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I see. So basically, to avoid the embarresment of public rejection, you're gonna claim it never even happened...
Look harlot, just take responsibility for your actions - apoligize for your depraved lusts and sexual assault on us True Christian men, and let's move on.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
I see. So basically, to avoid the embarresment of public rejection, you're gonna claim it never even happened...
Look harlot, just take responsibility for your actions - apoligize for your depraved lusts and sexual assault on us True Christian men, and let's move on.
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How can I deny or apologize for something I never did?
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin -
09-10-2007, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Hikari
How can I deny or apologize for something I never did?
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I rest my case. Really, you're not fooling anyone you know...
Why don't you try taking responsibility for your depraved behaviour for a change?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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