Brother Benedict, I think they're just doing the best they can with a woefully uneducated congregation and trying to get the message across in terms that they can understand. We at Landover are fortunate in that even the most incapacitated of our congregation (Rusty dear, I hope you are well?
) are fully capable of understanding the glorious language of the KJV.
It is alarming that homer vandals defaced one of their other signs, one which reveals the depths of miscegenation to which the homer population is prepared to sink. Apparently they spray-painted the foul words "God is gay" on the sign. They will surely burn in the Lake of Fire for all eternity.
Fortunately the police have this vile hate crime in hand.
It is no coincidence that this church is situated within just a few blocks of the City College of New York, a hotbed of radicalism. Along with NYU, the University of Chicago and Harvard it was one of Bill Stern's famous hotbeds of Communism.It didn't even have a football team!
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