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Default Re: Jesus Was HUNG - 12-07-2013, 06:58 AM

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I hope that sharing my struggle helps others in the battle against the "M" word.

Well said, friend!



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 12-17-2013, 05:30 AM

When I get the urge I usually just pull out my pocket bible and read a few versus or go for a walk to clear my mind. If it get's too bad I just tell my wife head to the bedroom
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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-29-2014, 06:23 PM

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Handz Off works ok...but I found generously slathering Tater's hands in Icy Hot or Ben Gay before he goes to bed to be a little more effective. I could always tell when he was touching himself inappropiately because of the yelping and the water running for long periods. He hasn't done this in several months now.

Awwwwwwww. Look at you both. Experts on torment and denial. One collects "rods of discipline while the other "accidentally killed her husband". You make a cute couple

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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-29-2014, 06:44 PM

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I also hold my waste functions until I can get to a bathroom. I guess that's contradicting my bodily functions as well.

Atheists have to be the filthiest creatures on earth.
So, If that's your case, then go jack off in the bathroom so you can clean yourselves afterwards.
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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-29-2014, 06:49 PM

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So, If that's your case, then go jack off in the bathroom so you can clean yourselves afterwards.
Thank you for providing yet more evidence that atheists are the filthiest creatures on earth. What is it like to be so disgusting? When did you stop getting nauseous from the stench oozing from your pores? When did you stop wondering if masturbating in public should be shameful? I'm curious about what it is like to be an atheist.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-29-2014, 08:11 PM

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Thank you for providing yet more evidence that atheists are the filthiest creatures on earth. What is it like to be so disgusting? When did you stop getting nauseous from the stench oozing from your pores? When did you stop wondering if masturbating in public should be shameful? I'm curious about what it is like to be an atheist.

Woman. This is a forum for men only. Does your husband know you're here???? I am nauseous from the stench and hate that surrounds you guys. If this is what i will find in heaven, you can shove it where the good lord don't shine.
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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-29-2014, 08:21 PM

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Woman. This is a forum for men only. Does your husband know you're here???? I am nauseous from the stench and hate that surrounds you guys. If this is what i will find in heaven, you can shove it where the good lord don't shine.
Watch your mouth, kid. Your sexual advances toward Mrs. Etheldreda will not be tolerated.



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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 04-30-2014, 06:06 AM

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Why did you erase my post. If you are right then you must not be so insecure. this was the post btw,

Kid, Who you calling kid??? Have you taken a look at you, boy? you look like those creeps on TV who go around hiding in bushes staring at little kids. heh! like I'd make an advance towards Mrs. Etheldreda. FYI, Not a big fan of pushovers.
If its worth deleting once, its worth deleting twice, you mealy mouthed pig. Just wait until Jesus deletes your name from the Book of Life!
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If its worth deleting once, its worth deleting twice, you mealy mouthed pig. Just wait until Jesus deletes your name from the Book of Life!
lol. Your idea of jesus is some bdsm master, which suits me fine, though i think it takes the point away from religion. So, I really couldn't care lesser what you pagans believe

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lol. Your idea of jesus is some bdsm master, which suits me fine, though i think it takes the point away from religion. So, I really couldn't care lesser what you pagans believe

P.S : Quit acting like high school kids. Only zechariah smyth can pull that off.
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lol. Your idea of jesus is some bdsm master, which suits me fine, though i think it takes the point away from religion. So, I really couldn't care lesser what you pagans believe

P.S : Quit acting like high school kids. Only zechariah smyth can pull that off.
Now see here, young lady. Brother Smythe is a True Christian™ and personal friend. His reach is long and his horizons are broad. There is no more manly and comportive human being at God's right hand than him.

Mind your manners.

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Now see here, young lady. Brother Smythe is a True Christian™ and personal friend. His reach is long and his horizons are broad. There is no more manly and comportive human being at God's right hand than him.

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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 05-16-2014, 07:02 PM

Masturbation is not a sin, nor is 98% percent of the things you claim are "satanic"
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Masturbation is not a sin, nor is 98% percent of the things you claim are "satanic"
Do you truly not see the senselessness of your case here?

You claim something is not a sin, where sin is defined in the Bible, and you don't accept the Bible as argument, because it's "not real":

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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 06-09-2014, 12:15 AM

Hi everyone.
I would like to create an "Anti-masturbation accountability" group or something similar.
On Skype.
If anyone has problem with this disgusting sin and wants to be free, we can help each other. We can share struggles and confess, and Keep each other accountable.
No more bedroom or bathroom secrecy.
We can share experiences, if anyone doesn't resist, and fail, we can share and confess it and try to learn from the mistakes, and keep in mind from what do we have to stay clear of.

But not only masturbation is sin. You all know what Jesus said about this. Just looking to woman and desire and thinking about sex with someone who is not our wife (which means, that if you are Single, EVERY other woman) is fornication and sin.

If you join the group, you are Bound to confess if you masturbated, or if you had dirty thoughts, because we have to feel that shame because of this sin.
You know that "for there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known."
It is bigger shame if God will reveal it than if we do. And that shame can save us to do it again in the future.
After the confession, we can pray, and make a new decision, that we don't do that sin anymore.

If you are already free, you also can join and help the others.

If you are interested, just add me to your Skype list: <<righteousness unverified - contact info removed>>

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I understand how you feel about Masturbation but, just because you dislike this, you do not have the right to tell them it is inhumane. I believe that many people are happy with this act, I am not one of them, so please stop it.
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just because you dislike this
Oh, no. You got it all wrong. It's not just because we dislike it, it's because God hates it.
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you do not have the right to tell them it is inhumane.
Why not? It is inhumane killing millions of unborn babies.
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Default Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION - 06-10-2014, 04:44 PM

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...I believe that many people are happy with this act, I am not one of them...
So are you a eunuch or a liar?

Please expound on this in your own intro thread here.


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