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How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 01:26 AM
Your holy book is so laden with contradictions it's not even funny. Here are a few of my favorites:
JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
both are said by jesus, yet they directly contradict one another. If jesus is perfect, how can he be a hypocrite?
Here are a few more:
MAT 5:1,2: "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...."
LUK 6:17,20: "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said..."
Jesus' prediction regarding peter's denial:
Before the cock crow - MAT 26:34
Before the cock crow twice - MAR 14:30
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 04:14 AM
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 04:23 AM
Was'Salaam'un'Aleykum inquiring minded friend
You are spot on when you say the so called "Holy Bible" is full of contradictions. This is because the original Gospel (Injil) which was given to the Mighty Prophet Jesus (pigs be upon him) by Allah has been tampered with so many time by evil priests and scribes that it has lost all true meaning. Why else is there four different versions of the Gospel in your book?
Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by TruePath
Was'Salaam'un'Aleykum inquiring minded friend
You are spot on when you say the so called "Holy Bible" is full of contradictions. This is because the original Gospel (Injil) which was given to the Mighty Prophet Jesus (pigs be upon him) by Allah has been tampered with so many time by evil priests and scribes that it has lost all true meaning. Why else is there four different versions of the Gospel in your book?
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You're still here? I thought you blew up in a Moscow subway station a few days ago.
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 04:39 AM
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You're still here? I thought you blew up in a Moscow subway station a few days ago.
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Wa'Salaam'un'Aleykum Infidel Dog
Are you calling me a terrorist? There is no need for you to incite your religious and racial hatred towards me friend.
Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-09-2010, 05:21 AM
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Wa'Salaam'un'Aleykum Infidel Dog
Are you calling me a terrorist? There is no need for you to incite your religious and racial hatred towards me friend.
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Maybe if you stopped the pointless killing and deadly explosions in populated areas we'd stop.
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-10-2010, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by TruePath
Are you calling me a terrorist? There is no need for you to incite your religious and racial hatred towards me friend.
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This from the man who also posted:
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Originally Posted by TruePath
I WILL BEHEAD YOU!! I WILL BOMB YOUR TOWN AND BOMB YOUR HOME AND CUT YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DOGS!!!
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So it seems us calling you a terrorist is just very accurate.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-10-2010, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Messenger
Your holy book is so laden with contradictions it's not even funny. Here are a few of my favorites:
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Why are you intent on showing off your appalling ignorance on this forum? Are you possessed by demons? None of your "contradictions" hold water, friend:
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JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
both are said by jesus, yet they directly contradict one another. If jesus is perfect, how can he be a hypocrite?
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The answer is that they do not contradict each other. When Jesus says "The Father and I are One," he is speaking about Both of Them being Part of The Trinity. God is just a Greater Part of The Trinity than Jesus is, but as They are both Members of The Trinity, They are still One.
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Here are a few more:
MAT 5:1,2: "And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him: And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying...."
LUK 6:17,20: "And he came down with them, and stood in the plain, and the company of his disciples, and a great multitude of people...came to hear him.. And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples and said..."
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And what exactly would be the contradiction here? Why should Jesus be confined to preaching either on mountains or on plains?
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Jesus' prediction regarding peter's denial:
Before the cock crow - MAT 26:34
Before the cock crow twice - MAR 14:30
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This is not a contradiction either. In Matthew, he was talking about the second time the cock crowed. If you see the Light of the Truth™ of Christ, you will realize that this is not a contradiction.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: How do you explain these guys here? -
04-10-2010, 07:36 PM
biblical cunts
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